( 1 )
teacher
bachon kia bata saktay ho
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teacher
bachon kia bata saktay ho k billi k itnay saray bachay kyn hotay hain
ek student khara hota hai or kehta hai miss aap bhi bahir >>  |
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( 2 )
How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl.
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How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Swe >> |
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( 3 )
her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka
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her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka
phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka
phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka
kiya kiya bana raha >> |
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( 4 )
Daal mungi di Phudi gungi di Choot Nurse
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| Daal mungi di Phudi gungi di Choot Nurse di Dunia tars di Lora sardar da Barkan mar da Mamma jatti da payar nal patti da gal piar di bond dedar di. so >> |
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( 5 )
mehboob mere,mehboob mere..
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mehboob mere,mehboob mere..
apni masti me mujhe jeene de..
joo dood hai tere seene me..
< >> |
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( 6 )
ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein kha
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ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh te >> |
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( 7 )
one day wot happened a Man is went to gi
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| one day wot happened a Man is went to girls hostel... n he was masturbating there.. so his friend came n asked hey wot r u doin man.. he told him that >> |
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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge..."L" ko pakarr ke,
"O" ko daba ke,
"V" mein dalo,
jab " >> |
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LARKA LARKI SE KAMEEZ MAI BRAIZIER . B
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LARKA LARKI SE KAMEEZ MAI BRAIZIER . BRAIZIER MAI KYA ?
LARKI. BAROO KA MAZAA CHOTTOO KI GAZAA.
LARKI LARKE SE PENT MAI UNDERWEAR . >> |
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( 11 )
Aik Tail(oil)sale karne wala galli se gu
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| Aik Tail(oil)sale karne wala galli se guzar raha tha.jab wo aadhi galli cross ker chukka tha to peechay se aik aurat ne Tail(oil) wale ko Aawaz de, le >> |
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( 14 )
Beta baap say "ap ki zip khulli hue hai"
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Beta baap say "ap ki zip khulli hue hai"
Baap: sab k samne zip nahee makeup box bola karo
bata: acha papa apna makeup box band karlain a >> |
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( 17 )
Ganguly to his wife during sex…
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Ganguly to his wife during sex…
PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.
Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!!
Inzamaam scored cent >> |
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Wakeel 2 Girl:
Jab tumhara RAPE h
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Wakeel 2 Girl:
Jab tumhara RAPE howa tou tum ny kya mehsoos kia..!?
Girl: sir je Laddo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye tou lagta tou me >> |
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Boy:
Tum larkiyan b pepsi ki tarh
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Boy:
Tum larkiyan b pepsi ki tarha hoti ho jitna piyo utna maza.
Girl;
Tum larkey b shezan ki tarha hoty ho jub maza aany lgta hy >> |
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Miss:”BakRi Doodh Detay Waqt Kya Mehsoos
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Miss:”BakRi Doodh Detay Waqt Kya Mehsoos Karti Hai?”
Student:
“Miss Apnay Nipples 5 Minute K Leye Meray Haath Main De Kar Khud “MEHSOOS” >> |
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( 23 )
Bacha: Baji ApKo Pata Hai Abbu,
A
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Bacha: Baji ApKo Pata Hai Abbu,
Ammi 2 Din Se Room Se Q Nhi Nikle.?
Sister: Nhi!.
Par Tum Hans Q Rahe Ho.?
Bacha: Abbu Ne >> |
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( 28 )
agar oven mai sandwitch jal jaye
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agar oven mai sandwitch jal jaye
ya girlfriend pregnant ho jaye.
to aik hi khiyal aata hai.
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..
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kas aik m >> |
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A Little Girl ask the Call Girl:
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A Little Girl ask the Call Girl:
Aunty you have Car, Banglow and big Bank Balance..
what is your business???
Call Girl: bas beta >> |
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