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bachon kia bata saktay ho
teacher

bachon kia bata saktay ho k billi k itnay saray bachay kyn hotay hain

ek student khara hota hai or kehta hai miss aap bhi bahir >>
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How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl.
How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl.

1st add lips

2nd minus clothes

3rd divide legs

and then start Multiplication in the Swe >>
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her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka
her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka

phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka

phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka

kiya kiya bana raha >>
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Daal mungi di Phudi gungi di Choot Nurse
Daal mungi di Phudi gungi di Choot Nurse di Dunia tars di Lora sardar da Barkan mar da Mamma jatti da payar nal patti da gal piar di bond dedar di. so >>
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mehboob mere,mehboob mere..

mehboob mere,mehboob mere..





apni masti me mujhe jeene de..





joo dood hai tere seene me..



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ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein kha
ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.

dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"

pehla sardar bola "eh te >>
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one day wot happened a Man is went to gi
one day wot happened a Man is went to girls hostel... n he was masturbating there.. so his friend came n asked hey wot r u doin man.. he told him that >>
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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?





Student: Miss ge..."L" ko pakarr ke,

"O" ko daba ke,

"V" mein dalo,

jab " >>
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LARKA LARKI SE KAMEEZ MAI BRAIZIER . B
LARKA LARKI SE KAMEEZ MAI BRAIZIER . BRAIZIER MAI KYA ?

LARKI. BAROO KA MAZAA CHOTTOO KI GAZAA.

LARKI LARKE SE PENT MAI UNDERWEAR . >>
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Note!
Ager koi Girl mujh se dosti
Note!

Ager koi Girl mujh se dosti krna chahe to plz contact with me,

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Aik Tail(oil)sale karne wala galli se gu
Aik Tail(oil)sale karne wala galli se guzar raha tha.jab wo aadhi galli cross ker chukka tha to peechay se aik aurat ne Tail(oil) wale ko Aawaz de, le >>
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hi say i m sexy girl frnd shp with me...
hi say i m sexy girl frnd shp with me.....i lik ever boy.... >>
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Beta baap say "ap ki zip khulli hue hai"
Beta baap say "ap ki zip khulli hue hai"

Baap: sab k samne zip nahee makeup box bola karo

bata: acha papa apna makeup box band karlain a >>
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Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke cha
Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”

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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”

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Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke cha
Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”

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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”

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Ganguly to his wife during sex…
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Ganguly to his wife during sex…

PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.

Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!!

Inzamaam scored cent >>
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Ek pthan ne sex krne ka sara intzam kr l
Ek pthan ne sex krne ka sara intzam kr lya

Tail laya.

Sathi laya.

Roi laya.

Bed pe phol dalay.

Ksi ne pocha ks ka i >>
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Wakeel 2 Girl:
Jab tumhara RAPE h
Wakeel 2 Girl:

Jab tumhara RAPE howa tou tum ny kya mehsoos kia..!?

Girl: sir je Laddo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye tou lagta tou me >>
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Indian larki ki jeans ki zip khuli hui t
Indian larki ki jeans ki zip khuli hui thi.

Pakistani larkay ne dekha to bola madem!

Taj Mahal ka darwaza band karen.

Idher Minar >>
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Boy:
Tum larkiyan b pepsi ki tarh
Boy:

Tum larkiyan b pepsi ki tarha hoti ho jitna piyo utna maza.

Girl;

Tum larkey b shezan ki tarha hoty ho jub maza aany lgta hy >>
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Miss:”BakRi Doodh Detay Waqt Kya Mehsoos
Miss:”BakRi Doodh Detay Waqt Kya Mehsoos Karti Hai?”

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“Miss Apnay Nipples 5 Minute K Leye Meray Haath Main De Kar Khud “MEHSOOS” >>
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Bacha: Baji ApKo Pata Hai Abbu,
A
Bacha: Baji ApKo Pata Hai Abbu,

Ammi 2 Din Se Room Se Q Nhi Nikle.?

Sister: Nhi!.

Par Tum Hans Q Rahe Ho.?

Bacha: Abbu Ne >>
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Larki nahany gai kapry utary darwaza baj
Larki nahany gai kapry utary darwaza baja boli KoN?

Jawab aya:

POSTMAN Kapre pehen k letter lia

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phir nahane gai kapre ut >>
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larka or Masi sex kr rhy thay, baba g ne
larka or Masi sex kr rhy thay, baba g ne unhain pakr lia!

Baba g:abtow Tumari shikayt lagay gi. >>
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1 aurat memno k ghar say roti hoe bahir
1 aurat memno k ghar say roti hoe bahir nikli

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People asked:

kya hua??

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Aurat:

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Memon k g >>
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What is the similarity between a woman’s
What is the similarity between a woman’s breast and a park ?

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Actually both were designed for children

but adults enjoy them mor >>
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agar oven mai sandwitch jal jaye
agar oven mai sandwitch jal jaye

ya girlfriend pregnant ho jaye.

to aik hi khiyal aata hai.

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kas aik m >>
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Teacher: hamain gharebon ke sath pyar se
Teacher: hamain gharebon ke sath pyar se pesh ana chahiye..

Student: acha ab mei samjha

Teacher: kiya??

Student: Papa aksar naukr >>
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A Little Girl ask the Call Girl:
A Little Girl ask the Call Girl:

Aunty you have Car, Banglow and big Bank Balance..

what is your business???

Call Girl: bas beta >>
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