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| A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega? |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago! |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind. |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think. |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them. |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| ------) ' (------
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----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--
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----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| (_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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o""o (') HELLO!
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( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea! |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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