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| Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea! |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls. |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell. |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking. |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily. |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk" |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to... |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
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( .)( . )
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because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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