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Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it? Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Callgirls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, Black - Sexy, Blue - Romantic, Pink - Seductive White - Calm, Yellow - time to change your undrewear
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Girl & Boy were having sex. Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips! Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip? Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs? Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs? Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?.... Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid ur mom last nite" D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response. He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left breast ? ) ( ( .)( . ) ) ( because.... 90% of the boys are right handed..
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Sounds women make during sex. 1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more. 4) Religious - oh god. oh god
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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