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A Very Busy Husband
U Never tell
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A Very Busy Husband
U Never tell me
How Much U enjoy Sex?
WIFE-How can I tell?
U R Never at Home
When I enjoy sex. >>  |
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larkion k lips per KISS karne
ki
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larkion k lips per KISS karne
ki waja?
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yeh wo wahid tariqa hai jis se
wo thori der k lie kham >> |
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girl: brazier dikhana
sales man:
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girl: brazier dikhana
sales man: 36 chalega
grl: choti do
s.man: 32?
grl: or choti
s.man: 28?
grl: or choti< >> |
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A Poem for Bachelor Boys
Aisi apn
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A Poem for Bachelor Boys
Aisi apni GirlFriend ho, 5?.5? Jis ki Height ho
Jeans Jis ki tight ho, Chehra Jis ka Bright ho,
Weight m >> |
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Management Lesson:
Boss- “Let me
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Management Lesson:
Boss- “Let me have sex with u just one time,
I’ll b quick & I’ll pay you 1000$.
I’ll throw money on the floor >> |
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If u Fuck a woman Nicely
U will b
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If u Fuck a woman Nicely
U will b Loved for Lyf!
If u Luv a woman Nicely
U will b Fucked for Lyf!
Moral:
Strive for >> |
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The most difficult golf course in the wo
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The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sw >> |
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Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in m
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Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just >> |
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During sexual session the girl says:”u r
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During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network. >> |
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Catch her by her waist. Bring
Ap
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Catch her by her waist. Bring
Apr 18th, 2009 by salman Catch her by her waist.
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference
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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregn >> |
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Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jy
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Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.
GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.
Rangila : Don’t worr >> |
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Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke t
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Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte >> |
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( 22 )
Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter
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Son kills butterfly, Dad says no butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills honeybee, Dad says no honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills cockroach, Son says, D >> |
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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,na
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| Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, >> |
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I really deeply wish tat u r here with m
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| I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch. >> |
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Mehfail_e_sex sajao to koi baat bany,
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Mehfail_e_sex sajao to koi baat bany,
Do char gashtiyaan nachao to koi baat bany,
Doodh cup se peena gawara nahi mujh ko,
Direct >> |
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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went
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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R righ >> |
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