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| A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock! |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Please
( ) press down!
( ) )
( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| ( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
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, ( ') engaged
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married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
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| Posted on : [18/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Asim
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Mobile # :03215289889
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| when you feel alone just look between the spaces between your fingers & remember that in those spaces you can see my fingers locked with yours forever |
| Posted on : [15/08/2007] |
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Posted by : fawad
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Mobile # :03219314417
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| Women's life is very hard. Moring-wash clothes. Noon-Dry clothes. Evening-Iron clothes Night-Remove clothes Late Midnight-Search clothes |
| Posted on : [08/08/2007] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| SMS BHEJO WARNA "r--._,---------. "_, .c-.------""" / i--" C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA? PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE ME?
Posted on : [03/05/2007]
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| Posted on : [08/08/2007] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| twoh bohet khubsuret hy yeh bohet khubsuret hy tum bohet khubsuret ho her koi hi khubsuret hy meri ankh teri ankh ya uski ankh main nahi sirf KHUDA ki ankh main .Maan |
| Posted on : [29/07/2007] |
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Posted by :Abdul Rehman
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Mobile # :03217402134
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| mera le lo mera le lo apni toai mee mera lelo merrla le lo apni toae main sabb ko do sab ko maza aae ga apni ammi ko fone kar or kaha mera le lo apni toai main |
| Posted on : [22/07/2007] |
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Posted by :Chand
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Mobile # :03457771235
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| 1 malang larkay say bola.
beta apnay say bari ko Ma
choti ko beti
baraber wali ko behin kehna
larka bola
malang baba phir mere lora khud rakh lo Bhang kootnay k kam aaiga
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| Posted on : [13/07/2007] |
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Posted by :farhat jani
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Mobile # :03017907470
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| What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum? A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become tasteless n shapeless later |
| Posted on : [11/07/2007] |
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Posted by : mahmood bhatti
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Mobile # :03336956350
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