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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,<
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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
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( 3 )
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aa >> |
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( 4 )
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
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( 5 )
A short thing
its get longer as u
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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it? >> |
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( 10 )
mera naam sara hai mere ko boyfriend ki
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| mera naam sara hai mere ko boyfriend ki talaash hai me bohar sexy hun mera size 32 hai plz call me 03212766989 or 03212508923 or 03002056638 >> |
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( 12 )
Benefits Of Kissing:
1) C
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Benefits Of Kissing:
1) Change Taste
2) Burn Calories
3) Lips Never Go Dry
4) Relieves Str >> |
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( 16 )
SARDARNI PAAN SHOP PAR GAEE
aor s
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SARDARNI PAAN SHOP PAR GAEE
aor sardar shop keeper se boli:
vay sardar, AY LE 10 RUPAY TE MUNU PAAAN DAY,
SARDAR: tu mery kolo 20 >> |
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( 17 )
hindu to wife:
priya swera ho gey
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hindu to wife:
priya swera ho geya jago!
muslim:
begum chand dhal geya jago!
christ:
darling its dawn get up!
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( 18 )
!"Paisa gaand ki tarah hota hay"
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!"Paisa gaand ki tarah hota hay"
!"Hota sab k paas hay deta koi nahi"
"aur"
!"Mashwara LUN ki tarah hota hay"
!"Deta har k >> |
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( 20 )
A man while making love to his maid,
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A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos >> |
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( 21 )
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoa
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Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray suk >> |
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( 22 )
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference
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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregn >> |
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( 23 )
Smoking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
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Smoking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies! >> |
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( 26 )
who are you. please tel me becouse i do
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| who are you. please tel me becouse i do not know you. and i am sending sms to you from internet then you will be worried. arshad >> |
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