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A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Please ( ) press down! ( ) ) ( ') / / ( ) ) oh yeah !!! ( ')'.:,".;. / / ';".',,' / / ooohhh ( ) ) baby ur good!
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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( ') / / in love ! / / ( ) ) , ( ') engaged / , ' ( ) ) married , - - . ( ) )'(, )
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Press down. down more deeper more YES ahh ohh yes Almost there! ooh baby faster harder FEEL GOOD? mmmm THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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A notice in a factory for girl workers. "If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Teacher: why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it? Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Posted on : [21/08/2007]
Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
Mobile # :03013013280
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Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
Posted on : [18/08/2007]
Posted by : Asim
Mobile # :03215289889
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when you feel alone just look between the spaces between your fingers & remember that in those spaces you can see my fingers locked with yours forever
Posted on : [15/08/2007]
Posted by : fawad
Mobile # :03219314417
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Women's life is very hard. Moring-wash clothes. Noon-Dry clothes. Evening-Iron clothes Night-Remove clothes Late Midnight-Search clothes
Posted on : [08/08/2007]
Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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SMS BHEJO WARNA "r--._,---------. "_, .c-.------""" / i--" C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA? PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE ME? Posted on : [03/05/2007]
Posted on : [08/08/2007]
Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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twoh bohet khubsuret hy yeh bohet khubsuret hy tum bohet khubsuret ho her koi hi khubsuret hy meri ankh teri ankh ya uski ankh main nahi sirf KHUDA ki ankh main .Maan
Posted on : [29/07/2007]
Posted by :Abdul Rehman
Mobile # :03217402134
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mera le lo mera le lo apni toai mee mera lelo merrla le lo apni toae main sabb ko do sab ko maza aae ga apni ammi ko fone kar or kaha mera le lo apni toai main
Posted on : [22/07/2007]
Posted by :Chand
Mobile # :03457771235
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1 malang larkay say bola. beta apnay say bari ko Ma choti ko beti baraber wali ko behin kehna larka bola malang baba phir mere lora khud rakh lo Bhang kootnay k kam aaiga
Posted on : [13/07/2007]
Posted by :farhat jani
Mobile # :03017907470
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What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum? A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become tasteless n shapeless later
Posted on : [11/07/2007]
Posted by : mahmood bhatti
Mobile # :03336956350
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