(1) 03313778467
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Wah!

Kia Gift aya hy!

Khol to sahi..

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(2) 03313778467
Tussi great
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Tussi great ho

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TOPA QUBO >>
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(3) 03313778467
1 Chaudhry
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1 Chaudhry Ne Larki set kr li,

Larki Ne Chaudhry Ki Dhoti Me Haath Dala To Boli,

Oh Inna Wadda?

Chaudhry >>
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(4) 03313778467
1Pathan”Fam
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1Pathan”Family Planning”k lye clinic gaya

Clinic k samne 1 Board pe Likha tha

FAMLY PLANING K LYE PICHLA RASTA ISTMAL >>
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(5) 03313778467
Doctor to o
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Doctor to oldman:

“baba G apki neechy ki dono goliyan nikalni parengi”.

Oldman: “Nikal do beta jab pistol hi nahi cha >>
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(6) 03313778467
Husband: Ja
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Husband: Jaan Dedo Bohat Mood Kar Raha Hay

Wife: Nai Aaj Nai

Husband: Aajao Yar

Wife: Nai Na

Child: Pap >>
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(7) 03313778467
Kharish_e_g
03313778467

Kharish_e_gand b bharpor saza deti he



Aag ban kr jo jhanton ko jala deti he



Itna bhi thok kar na chod >>
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(8) 03313778467
Ustaad n Sh
03313778467

Ustaad n Shagird Workshop mein kaam kar rahay thay k light chali gayee



ustaad:- chotayyyy 10 ka pana dey………….

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(9) 03313778467
Ek aourat s
03313778467

Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,

Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?

Hakeem : haan

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(10) 03313778467
Teacher Gir
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Teacher Girl Se….

Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein?



Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein.


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(11) 03313778467
Sardar ghar
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Sardar ghar aya to dekha k BV nangi leti hui hai,

Paseena nikal raha hai or saans phoola hua hai..



Sardar ne >>
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(12) 03313778467
Zamana Boha
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Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai. . .

Boy to Girl: Kia me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon. . . .

Girl: Kion, mere honton >>
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(13) 03313778467
Mard aur au
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Mard aur aurat ka rishta bhi ajeeb hai,

Faraz

Dur hon to judai lambi…

Pass hon to

Chudai lambi >>
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(14) 03313778467
Toote huwe
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Toote huwe pemane mai kabhi jam nahin aata

Toote huwe pemane mai kabhi jaam nahin aata

Hum ne suna hai k tumhain gaan >>
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(15) 03313778467
Duniya Mein
03313778467

Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?

Ans:

Dhobi



Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar

Koi Bol Sakta Ha >>
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(16) 03313778467
Girl Goes t
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Girl Goes to Doctor with Mom



Girl: Medical Checkup karana hai



Dr: Saare kapre utaar kar Parde k peech >>
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(17) 03313778467
Larki Doodh
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Larki Doodh Waly Se:



Bhai Aaj Kal Doodh Bohat Patla Aa Raha Hai.



Doodh Wala: Baaji Mujhe Kyon Bata Ra >>
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(18) 03313778467
School Me 4
03313778467

School Me 400 Meters ki Race main



1 Larki Boys se jeet gayee



Teacher: Ye Kaise Kiya?



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(19) 03313778467
Pathan ne S
03313778467

Pathan ne Sardar se Phocha



K tum kitney behan bhai ho



Sardar:8



Pathan: Raat ko apni am >>
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(20) 03313778467
Question fo
03313778467

Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee

What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?

Option 1 : White

Option 2 : Gre >>
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(21) 03313778467
Aurat or ch
03313778467

Aurat or chayee may char qualities dekho

Tayz ho..

Garam ho..

Doodh Ziyadaa ho..

Jo raat ko sonay naa d >>
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(22) 03313778467
Ek bar girl
03313778467

Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,

Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli

"shor kam mach >>
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(23) 03313778467
Sham diyo s
03313778467

Sham diyo se sajaye bethe hai,

khushbu badan pe lagaye bethe hai,

Hamari diwangi to dekho yaro,

unko rat ko aa >>
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(24) 03313778467
College Gir
03313778467

College Girl to chatwala,

outside college:- "bhaiya meri chat?"

Chatwala- bas 2 min.

Girl- bhaiya jaldi... mer >>
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(25) 03313778467
Galib sahab
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Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya .

Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?

Grl:Aap jis jhee >>
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(26) 03313778467
Which Is Th
03313778467

Which Is The Most Confusing Day In America?

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FATHERs DAY !

Nobody Knows W >>
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(27) 0345-2416352
95 years o
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95 years old man ask a doctor.

is age mein sex style kia hona chaiye.

Doctor: doggy style

O man matlab peeche >>
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(28) 03313778467
koi Bv ka w
03313778467

koi Bv ka wafadar ho to Shoaib Malik jesa

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Gando score bi Bhabi ki brazier ke size ka bana gaya
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(29) 03313778467
mohabbat ma
03313778467

mohabbat main dil ka tootna tm kbhi nahi jan pao ge

Chikney

Agr hoti larkion main wafa to aaj pathan londey baaz na >>
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(30) 03313778467
Wife: suno
03313778467

Wife: suno mjhe brazier lena hai

Husband: brazier ka kia faida itne chote to hain..

Wife: kal aapne underwear lia mai >>
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