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Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko en
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Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka >>  |
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A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pare
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A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kais >> |
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college wali
masale dar:
office wali
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college wali
masale dar:
office wali
narum narum:
muhale wali
garma garam:
aap kya samjhaye?
may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon. >> |
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Life is nothing without LOVE,
LUV is e
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Life is nothing without LOVE,
LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don"t get emotional yar just b practical
so STOP luving and START Kissing. >> |
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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote wa
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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !! >> |
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( 8 )
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
gi
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One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti >> |
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Wow! Sexyyyyyyyyy..
/ /( * )( * ) /
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Wow! Sexyyyyyyyyy..
/ /( * )( * ) / /.( /
/ I I I
) . ( , C(,,,)=i )
( (&) ) ,.;," / / /
/ /
Come On Baby Sex With Me
Ah....ah....ahhhhh
>> |
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( 10 )
€¢ Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phi
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€¢ Pehlay hath mein pakro!
..
...
Phir thook lagao?
..
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
..
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Phir andar ghussao???
..
...
Dekha! kitna mushkil ha >> |
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( 11 )
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the
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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass but
you my friend may kiss my lips!! >> |
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A daughter sends a telegram to her fathe
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| A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED." >> |
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TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IFEARTH ROTATE
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TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IFEARTH ROTATES 30 TIMES FASTER?
SARDAR STUDENT: MEN WILL GET THEIR SALARY EVERYDAY AND GIRLS WILL BLEED TO DEATH >> |
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SHE IS HOT!
SHE IS SWEET!
SHE ALWAYS N
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SHE IS HOT!
SHE IS SWEET!
SHE ALWAYS NEED A LIP 4 KISS
WHOLE WORLD MAD 4 HER!
WHO!
WHO IS SHE?
DO U KNOW?
"TEA"
CHAI PIYO, MAST
JIYO... >> |
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Ek lady aik bazurg k paun choo k boli ba
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Ek lady aik bazurg k paun choo k boli baba ji koi change mat deo,
Baba ge: o bibi brazier pa k aaya kro hildey mummy vekh k te babe di apni mat waj j >> |
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Boy: main pyar ki gehrai aur ishq ki oon
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Boy: main pyar ki gehrai aur ishq ki oonchai ko dekhna aur pyar karma chahta hun.
Girl: seedha kiyun nahin kehte k underwear aur brazier bhi utaar du >> |
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( 17 )
In pregnancy first three months its regu
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In pregnancy first three months its regular
second three months its doggy style
last 3 months its wolf style sit outside hole and howl >> |
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Chachi - Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge au
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| Chachi - Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge aur Rs.10 plate ke hisab se bechenge. Bhatija - Main board banwa dunga - "10 Rs. ME CHACHI KI CHAAT LO:.. >> |
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A LITTLE BOY AND A GIRL IN A BATHTUB HAV
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A LITTLE BOY AND A GIRL IN A BATHTUB HAVING A BATH.
SUDDENLY THE LITTLE GIRL LOOKED DOWN AT THE BOY.
”CAN I TOUCH IT?”
“NO WAY-YOU ALREADY BROKE YO >> |
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A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of a riv
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A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,
but gets its paws wet,
then it see a bigger 1 but falls in!
MORAL OF STORY?
The bigger the sausage the >> |
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Keep your words positive,because your wo
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Keep your words positive,because your words become your actions.
KEEP your action postive because your action become habits,
Keep your habits positi >> |
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Yeh first year ki kakiyan.
Uchalte hain
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Yeh first year ki kakiyan.
Uchalte hain in ki chatiyan.
Raat ki tanhaiyan hain.
Tail ke chicnayan hain.
Apne muthe apna land.
Dun dana dan dan. >> |
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Munda U.K tu apni Maa nu phone karda a:
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| Munda U.K tu apni Maa nu phone karda a: Maa menu Aids ho gaya aMaa kehndi putt India na ayi nai te kam khrab ho jaoMunde ne puchya O kida?Maa boli je >> |
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Aik admi jaldi jaldi ma ladies toilet ma
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| Aik admi jaldi jaldi ma ladies toilet ma ghus gaya eik aurat boli ,u idoiot ,ya ladies ka liya haadmi pant utar ka bola :ya bi ladies ka liya ha >> |
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( 27 )
Phol ha gulab k me Ashiq tere Shahbab ka
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Phol ha gulab k me Ashiq tere Shahbab ka
Teri tasveer mere dil mein hai kiya fayda tere naqab ka.
hi all boy i am call girl plz call me and sex with >> |
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Have a heart that never hardens
have a
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Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks ................ >> |
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Ek lady aik bazurg k paun choo k boli ba
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Ek lady aik bazurg k paun choo k boli baba ji koi change mat deo,
Baba ge: o bibi brazier pa k aaya kro hildey mummy vekh k te babe di apni mat waj j >> |
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Pathan: Meri aulad nahi hot, Dost: ap ma
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| Pathan: Meri aulad nahi hot, Dost: ap mazar pr dua karo, Next year Dost: kia hua, Pathan: nhi hoi, Dost: kon se mazar par dua ki thi, Pathan: QAID-E-A >> |
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