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A priest saw a girl removing her blo
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A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he pr >>  |
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Love is not measured by hugging, kissing
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| Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex, love is respect and trust, accepting person with open legs and closed eyes, wet lips saying "push it m >> |
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Mian aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya
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Mian aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya.
Miya gusse se titmilata hua chillaya- gaand maar doonga!!!
Bibi boli:"Aage ki to sochte nahin, bus peeche >> |
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Voices by different countries women duri
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Voices by different countries women during sex...
USA : Yeah.....Yeah....
UK : C'mon baby.....
India: Uyi Maa...
Pak : Bas Karo Shaikh sahab.... >> |
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Pathan: Meri aulad nahi hot, Dost: ap ma
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| Pathan: Meri aulad nahi hot, Dost: ap mazar pr dua karo, Next year Dost: kia hua, Pathan: nhi hoi, Dost: kon se mazar par dua ki thi, Pathan: QAID-E-A >> |
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Sardar laughing behind pathan at ATM cen
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| Sardar laughing behind pathan at ATM centre. "HaHa I have seen ur password, Pathan: what is it? Sardar: its 4 stars(****) Pathan: hahaha u r wrong. it >> |
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Hello G! Main Shahrukh Khan bol raha hoo
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| Hello G! Main Shahrukh Khan bol raha hoon "KO BANEGA KARORPATI" se mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab >> |
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kkk hjh jhgff bhgfg nbhgf nbgfd nbvft jv
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| kkk hjh jhgff bhgfg nbhgf nbgfd nbvft jvhhghg hgfg ydy jyfytd ytdysr htyd jytdfyutd jyfdyu6td jydfyutd jyhfduyf jyufudf juyf6 jy6yutdf juyfudf jyfudt6 >> |
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0u09uj jhjhj hjyyui u6i6i hiiui
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0u09uj jhjhj hjyyui u6i6i hiiui
hfyfy ufgiuff fyfyf uyfyfud
tydtdytdy yjfuyud............ytdrs fuydfudt.,...............tydfytdy yudd >> |
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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise da
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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA bab >> |
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A sexy girl writes a column in matrimona
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A sexy girl writes a column in matrimonal section for a husband need a person who never leaves me, never beats me & can satisfy me in bed,
next day a >> |
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How to open Sex CARD....??
Open Brazier
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How to open Sex CARD....??
Open Brazier.....
Press the Nipples.....
Scratch the Pantty....
Insert Pennis......
and
A Sweet Sound AAAHH.. >> |
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aik bcha apni maan se ( amma amma ) mene
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aik bcha apni maan se ( amma amma ) mene cricket khailne jana he ,
maan : beta wahaa acha sune ko nahi milta...... beta nahi main ne jana he ..... >> |
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Boy: Viagra ki 1 goli longa to lamba ho
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Boy: Viagra ki 1 goli longa to lamba ho jaye ga,
2 longa to khambba ho jaye ga,
or agar 3 longa toh..
Girl replied: haramzaday mujhey chodna hai y >> |
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Girlz Hostel se ek larki ne KESC ko Fone
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Girlz Hostel se ek larki ne KESC ko Fone kiya or Complain ki:
"Aaj to Admi bhej do, Larkiyaan 3 din se MOMBATTI se kam chala rahi hain" >> |
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Why did the Grammar Teacher Slap SHOAIB?
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Why did the Grammar Teacher Slap SHOAIB?
BCoz, He Asked "Why is a Bra Singular when it covers Two things & Panties Plural when it covers just One thi >> |
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krishna kare to swami , hum kare to hara
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| krishna kare to swami , hum kare to harami krishna kare to chamatkar, hum kare to balatkar, krishna kare to rasleela hum kare to character dilla. >> |
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1 Admi Apne Bete Se: Oye, Ghabra Mat Tu
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| 1 Admi Apne Bete Se: Oye, Ghabra Mat Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai! Beta: Ha Papaji Class Me Miss Bhi Yahi Bolti Hai Ki Tu Kisi Janwar Ki He Aulad Hai >> |
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Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
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Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho k >> |
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( 22 )
Ek Ameer Aadmi Ne Gareeb Aadmi Ek Swal K
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Ek Ameer Aadmi Ne Gareeb Aadmi Ek Swal Ki?
K Batao Sex Karne Maza Hota He Ya Phir Mehnat Hoti?
Gareeb Aadmi Ne Jawab Dia Maza Hota Agar Mehnat Hoti >> |
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1 Pakistan mutth mar raha tha, 1 america
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| 1 Pakistan mutth mar raha tha, 1 american bola, "what r u doing man?" Pakistani said: this is pakistani technology,, i am fucking ur wife through BLUE >> |
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1 woman to 2nd.. Tumharay husband roz gh
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1 woman to 2nd.. Tumharay husband roz ghar time par a jatay hain.. akhir is ka raz kia hai?
2nd woman : raz waz koi nahi bas main ne un ko saf kah di >> |
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Sardar to carpenter.. Bed mazboot banana
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Sardar to carpenter.. Bed mazboot banana mera beta meri baho ko choday ga to kahin toot na jaye.
Carpenter: Fikar na karo sardar je aisa mazboot bana >> |
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mohabbat karny k kuch aadab huwa karty h
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mohabbat karny k kuch aadab huwa karty hain,
jagti aankhon mein b kuch khwab huwa karty hain,
ye zarori tu nahi k har koe ro kar dikaey,
khushk aan >> |
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Aik Bohray Admi Nay Wheat Cloor Ki Qamiz
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| Aik Bohray Admi Nay Wheat Cloor Ki Qamiz Our Red Cloor Ki Longi Pheni Howi Thi Wo Aik School Kay Samny Say Guzra To Baccon Nay Kha (RED& WHEAT) Bohdy >> |
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wife; pehle tum roz karte the phir weekl
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wife; pehle tum roz karte the phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho.....kyu?
hasband; pehle teri esi thi{}
phir esi howi{ }
aur ab esi hai { }
ab k >> |
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A NuN goes for a urine test & by mistake
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A NuN goes for a urine test & by mistake the sample got
mixed up. The doctor told the Nun she was pregnant. She cried
out " we can`t even trust CAND >> |
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IMRAN KHAN ASKS JEMIMA ON THEIR FIRST NI
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IMRAN KHAN ASKS JEMIMA ON THEIR FIRST NIGHT
DARLING DID U LIKE MY SHOT BETWEEN THE TWO FINE
LEGS?
SHE SAID IT WAS A GOOD SHOT BUT U R NOT THE OPENI >> |
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