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| girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati
hai par ap ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere
bap ne baja baja kar kharab kardi.
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| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| 1 Andhi larki pehli dafa sex karwa rahi thi,
jab maza aya tu poocha "yeh neechay kia latak raha hai?"
Larka: Yeh tattay hain.
Andhi: Yeh Andar nahi dalnay?
Larka: nahi ye bahir hi rahtay hain
Andhi: "Khayal kerna, andhi mohtaaj ka haq na kha na" |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| Do doston ki biwian driving seekh rahi thee
1)Yaar meri biwi tou sote sote gari chalati hai, neend main bhi
mera pakar k gear badalti hai
2)Yaar meray wali tou neend mein tangein khol k bolti hai 500 ka dal
do. |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| Girl:Amma fauji aa raha hai.
Amma: Andar aja in logo ki niyat achchi nahi hoti.
Girl:amma fauji sardar hai.
Amma:phir to bakri ko bhi andar le aa. |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| Kaho sardarjee Suhaag raat kaise rahi,
kuch mat punch yar pahle 8 bar to Missedcall lagi
aur jab sahi number laga to balance NILL THA. |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh
ke so gaya.
thori dair baad biwi boli:
khan ji! meri taangon ke beech main sorakh hai
pathan bola: tabhi main soch raha hoon ke ye thandi hawa
kahan se aa rahi hai |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| Husband ne bola wife ko good night,
Wife boli aise kese good night
Pehle karo off light, Phir kero lund tight
Phir Karo choot se fight, Phir nikalo White White.. |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| q day grl asked mom.
Girl: Ma yeh Lund kya hota hai?
Maa> Jab tu bari ho ker achi beti banegi to tujhe b 1 milega
Beti> agar me buri bani?
Maa> to bohot sare milenge! |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| WIFE ANGRILY:main yeh ghar chor ker ja rahi hoon
Husband: Acha jao... mera LUN pay charho!
Wife: Tumhari yehi khoobsurat batein mujhe janey nai deti |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| Ek din ghalis se ek larki ne milne ka wada kia.
us din larki k late ane par ghalis ne yeh shair arz kya:
le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de..
Ghalis ko apne hath se qarar agaya... |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| 1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee! |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| Son: Papa condom kia hota hai
Papa: chal bhaag mujhe nai pata
Son: tabhi toh hum 11 bhean bhai hai..... |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| Sardar ko uski wife ne apne boobs suck karne ko kaha
sardar thori dair baad rone laga
sardarni :"kya hoa?"
Sardar: "maa ki yaad aagayi..." |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| Sambha: Sardar thakur ka kya kerna hai
Gabbar: kuch nai uske haath kaat do aur roz 3 blue film dikhao,woh khud
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayega |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| Kal Chodvin ki raat thi...
Sab ne kiya apna khara...
Kisi ne kaha mera bara...
Kisi ne kaha mera bara..
Jab ham ne kya apna khara
to sabne kaha.. itna BARA.. |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| India Or Pakistan ki phone per JUNG
1st DAY
Paki Calls indian: Sarya hai?
Indian: Haan hai.
Paki: Gand main lelo
2nd DAY
Paki: Sarya hai?
Indian: Nahi!
Paki: Gand Main Le Lya Kiya?
3rd DAY
Paki: Sarya hai?
Indian: Hai bhi or nai bhi
Paki: Ander bahar ker rahe ho kya??
4th DAY
Indian calls paki: Sarya hai?
Pak: Kyun Gand main lena hai?? |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| Paisa GAAND ki tarah hai,
hota sab k paas hai lekin dena koi nai chahta...
Mashwara LUND ki tarah hai,
dena sab chahte hai lekin lena koi nahi chahta... |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| A4 akela lund
B4 betha lund
C4 chota lund
D4 dewana lund
E4 excellent lund
F4 famous lund
G4 gandu lund
H4 handsome lund
I4 international Lund
J4 jungli lund
K4 Kala Lund
L4 lovely lund
M4 mota lund
N4 Naraz lund
O4 original lund
P4 patla lund
Q4 quality lund
R4 rota lund
S4 sidha lund
T4 Tufaan lund
U4 unique lund
V4 virgin lund
W4 wonderful lund
X4 xcited lund
Y4 young lund
Z4 Zehrila Lund
ab jo bhi lund aap ko pasand hai apni gand main lelo.. |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| Man: kiss karon? Girl: lipstick kharab ho jaye gi Man: boobs dabaon? Girl: T-shirt kharab ho jaye gi Man: fucking karon? Girl: periods yar. Man: now plz dont say "LOOSE MOTIONS HAIN" |
| Posted on : [14/05/2007] |
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Posted by : shahzaib
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Mobile # :03342025274
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| Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE |
| Posted on : [13/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Note ]:Selecting Correct Catagory is very important
SMS added in wrong catagory will be deleted automatically at the end of month and will not be included in competition. |
| Posted on : [06/05/2007] |
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Posted by : nauman
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Mobile # :03005267116
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