(1) 03313778467
Sardar apni
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Sardar apni BV ke office gaya to dekha:

BV boss ki goud mein bethi howe thi



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(2) 03313778467
1 pathan la
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1 pathan larki ko peeche se sex kr raha tha



Larki: Khan saab mjhe agey se bi karo na



Pathan: Khan mar >>
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(3) 03313778467
Girl: Papa
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Girl: Papa bhai ne aapko gali di



Beti chod



Papa:ane de Sale ko uski behen chod don ga



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(4) 03313778467
Boy:mein py
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Boy:mein pyar ki oonchai aur ishq ki gehraii ko kareeb se dekhna chahta ho..



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(5) 03313778467
Husband: Sh
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Husband: Shadi se pehle kitne baar krawaya..????



Bv:Kbhi nahi



Husband:Mere Pass meter Hai Laga kar de >>
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(6) 03313778467
Aaj kal ki
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Aaj kal ki Larkian ye soch kar apne BoyFriend ke Sath soo jatin hain...!!



FARAZ



Daag to >>
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(7) Once Ghalib saw a big boob gir
Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl. Ankhon Mei Wohi Jaam Liye Honton Pe Wohi MusKaan Liye Kahan Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye Home Page >>
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(8) beeti: aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko
beeti: aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya maa: woh kaisay ? beeti : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak m >>
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(9) A Girl went to repair umbrella
A Girl went to repair umbrella. Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega. Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na >>
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(10) Tatti Or Tattay Teacher Girl S
Tatti Or Tattay Teacher Girl Se…. Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein? Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein. Teacher: To Kea Hoa? Hamain TaTTay Lag >>
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(11) Larki Peechay se Larke to riks
Larki Peechay se Larke to riksha wala: keon bhai jae ga? rikshawala: bilkul jae ga madam? Abhe to tail laga k khara kea ha !!! Larke: to phir ghuma k >>
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(12) suna hai tu sharmata bhut hai
suna hai tu sharmata bhut hai kuch kahin teray bare mai suna hai. tu itrata bhut hai socha tha ajj raat chodo tujhe per kia keron tu chillata bhut ha >>
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(13) Eid-ul-azha Sms Dabbey Main Da
Eid-ul-azha Sms Dabbey Main Dabba Dabbey Main Cake. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . KUS KaY dhakan SMS t0 Bhej >>
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(14) Sardar ghar aya to dekha k BV
Sardar ghar aya to dekha k BV nangi leti hui hai, Paseena nikal raha hai or saans phoola hua hai.. Sardar ne Puchha: kia hua? B.v: dil ghabra raha hai >>
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(15) Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai
Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai. . . Boy to Girl: Kia me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon. . . . Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage Ha >>
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(16) School mein bachche ke papa ne
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega. >>
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(17) Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa,
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(18) Chota bacha nokrani se! yeh tu
Chota bacha nokrani se! yeh tum pappa ka penis muh main lekar kya kar rahi the? Nokrani: Woh main.. Main.. main.. main na Woh.. Tumhari Mamma k liye s >>
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(19) Ek aadmi bede he mood me waite
Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade” Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi >>
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(20) Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui To Firs
Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui To First Night Ko Apni Biwi Ki Choo.T Ke Niche Mombatti Jala Ke Beth Gaye Biwi Ne Pucha: “Eh Ki Kar Raye Ho Ji?” Sardar: “Dosta >>
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(21) Ghar ki Bell baji BV ne Gown p
Ghar ki Bell baji BV ne Gown pehan kar jaa k darwaza khola to us k Shohar k dost ne andar aa k shohar ka pucha BV boli: Naha rahe hen Dost: Men 5000 t >>
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(22) 1 Pathan shop se bahir nikla t
1 Pathan shop se bahir nikla to 1 kutta, Kutti Enjoy ki koshish ker rahe the, Lekin kutta Qad ka chota tha jis ki waja se “Jagah” tak pohanch nahi rah >>
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(23) 03313778467
What is the
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What is the Difference between Sky nd A Skirt



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(24) 03313778467
Cheel urii<
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Cheel urii



Kawwa Ura



Maina urii



Chirya Urii



TATTA ura

Ooops Sorr >>
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(25) 03452416352
ek bacha nu
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ek bacha nurse se mein aap kay sath so jaon.

nurse: sojao

bacha: mein aap ki naaf mein ungli: daal lon

nurse: >>
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(26) 03313778467
Teri Dosti
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Teri Dosti Ko main Nibhaonga,

Teri Khusion Par muskuraonga

To Badalna Nahi Waqt ki tarah ae Dost



Warna >>
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(27) 03313778467
Sirf 1 acha
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Sirf 1 acha aashiq hi ye Shair Smjh Skta hai...



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(28) 03313778467
Guzri Howe
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Guzri Howe Zindagi ko kbhi yaad na kar



Taqdeer main jo likha hai uski faryaad na kar



Agr Shadi honi h >>
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(29) 03313778467
Mangal Baza
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Mangal Bazar mein Admi Awaaz lagate Howe



"Sher Ka Pinjra 10 Rupay mein!10 Ropay mein



Kise ne Pass ja >>
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(30) Ting Tong
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Open th door

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