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| Note ]:Selecting Correct Catagory is very important
SMS added in wrong catagory will be deleted automatically at the end of month and will not be included in competition. |
| Posted on : [06/05/2007] |
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Posted by : nauman
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Mobile # :03005267116
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| Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss Snooker! CEO's discuss Golf!
Moral: Higher u go smaller ur balls become!
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai, "Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya."
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck, if it’s erect but soft it needs good suck, if it’s neither hard nor erect, it needs Good luck!
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| As a man goes older, it is harder and harder for him to grow harder.
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Q: Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?
A: When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?
A: They are useless without handle.
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| When I was born I got the choice: a major dick or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Thought for the day: In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Man quits smoking because of will power.
He quits drinking because of will power.
But he quits womanizing because he has the will but no power.
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Q: What do you call Afghan virgin?
A: Never Bin LaDen
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Q: What's the difference between a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?
A: One is trying to die and the other one is dying to try.
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam mein to film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A Greek n Italian were arguing over who is superior.
Greek: We gave sex to the world.
Italians: Yes you did, but we introduced it to women!
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand.
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Write an essay which contains factors religion, sex & mystery.
Winning essay: Oh my god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it!
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| What do u usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
The Ans: Mera Kachha Kithe Hai!
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| Posted on : [03/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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