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Press down......down more......ok......m
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Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh......ohh......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good!
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A woman is like a pair of rubber boots.
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| A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with t >> |
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American students say:.....people who ne
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| American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand. >> |
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What is the resemblance between a woman
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What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................ They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.
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There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, G
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There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
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A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A ki
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| A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercis >> |
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A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna
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A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
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What is the smallest airplane in the wor
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What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...
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God created the world in SIX days But it
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| God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. >> |
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