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The first day we met,I wanted you in my
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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at >>  |
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Eva stood in the river washing her cunt
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Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON'T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH.
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Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,m
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Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
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Man says to his wife: Let me take a p
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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have >> |
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The sky is blue,grass is green,harder
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The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the louder the scream,louder the scream the better the fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck.
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Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A
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Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
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A man wanted 2 get married!He had a c
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A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid >> |
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Today its cool to have small cars and
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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I only have SEX on days that begin wi
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I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!
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23 useless parts on a mans body.20 na
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23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow".dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
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Why do women have orgasms during sex?
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Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
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(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight
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(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
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HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite
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HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
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A teacher ask"wot part of the body go
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A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M >> |
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What a girl wants? A girl who opens h
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What a girl wants? A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines
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1 day there was tis naked man N eleph
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1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LI >> |
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In a Class a lady teacher to students.
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In a Class a lady teacher to students.
Always use condom to prevent Aids,
A Girl: Mam agr koi ap ko kahy k kulfi ko lifafy mei daal k chuso to kya a >> |
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