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| Keep your words positive,because your words become your actions.
KEEP your action postive because your action become habits,
Keep your habits positive,because your habits become your lifestyle.
keep your lifestyle positive because your lifesyyle becom your Destiny |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Usy kha tha 1 meter kapra zeyada le lo
"Faraz"
ab kehti ha meri phulan wali kurti hoi wakhian to tang way... |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Sardar doodh waly se; kal kyu nhi aye thy?
Doodh wala; Apki bhabhi beemar thi.
Sardar; OO YAR BHEENS KA DOODH HI LE ATA!!! |
| Posted on : [22/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Yeh first year ki kakiyan.
Uchalte hain in ki chatiyan.
Raat ki tanhaiyan hain.
Tail ke chicnayan hain.
Apne muthe apna land.
Dun dana dan dan. |
| Posted on : [12/09/2008] |
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Posted by :Jan gee
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Mobile # :+923145811819
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| Munda U.K tu apni Maa nu phone karda a: Maa menu Aids ho gaya aMaa kehndi putt India na ayi nai te kam khrab ho jaoMunde ne puchya O kida?Maa boli je tu aa gaya ty1-Teri ghar wali nu Aids ho jao2-Teri ghar wali tu tere veer nu3-Tere veer tu nokrani nu4-Nokrani tu tere bapu nu5-Tere bapu tu teri maasi nu6-Teri maasi tu tere khalu nu7-Tere khalu tu menu8-Te je menu ho gya te sare pind nu ho jaoPutar hun pind nu tu e bacha sakda aen. ;-) |
| Posted on : [12/09/2008] |
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Posted by : M Arshad
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Mobile # :00923214428152
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| Aik admi jaldi jaldi ma ladies toilet ma ghus gaya eik aurat boli ,u idoiot ,ya ladies ka liya haadmi pant utar ka bola :ya bi ladies ka liya ha |
| Posted on : [12/09/2008] |
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Posted by : M Arshad
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Mobile # :00923214428152
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| Phol ha gulab k me Ashiq tere Shahbab ka
Teri tasveer mere dil mein hai kiya fayda tere naqab ka.
hi all boy i am call girl plz call me and sex with me i am famous call gairl plz dont ignore me i am very sexy and hot girl plzzzzzzzzzzzz |
| Posted on : [09/09/2008] |
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Posted by :Anila
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Mobile # :0344-5327203
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| Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks ................ |
| Posted on : [06/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| Door ganoon may 1 basti thee,
jahan per randian basti thee,
unki gand my itni masti thee,
jitna dalo hansti thee, (end) |
| Posted on : [04/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| Ek lady aik bazurg k paun choo k boli baba ji koi change mat deo,
Baba ge: o bibi brazier pa k aaya kro hildey mummy vekh k te babe di apni mat waj jaandi aye |
| Posted on : [04/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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| Pathan: Meri aulad nahi hot, Dost: ap mazar pr dua karo, Next year Dost: kia hua, Pathan: nhi hoi, Dost: kon se mazar par dua ki thi, Pathan: QAID-E-AZAM k mazar par. |
| Posted on : [26/08/2008] |
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A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes
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| Posted on : [26/08/2008] |
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| Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex, love is respect and trust, accepting person with open legs and closed eyes, wet lips saying "push it more.." |
| Posted on : [26/08/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| Mian aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya.
Miya gusse se titmilata hua chillaya- gaand maar doonga!!!
Bibi boli:"Aage ki to sochte nahin, bus peeche pade rehte ho.." |
| Posted on : [26/08/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| Voices by different countries women during sex...
USA : Yeah.....Yeah....
UK : C'mon baby.....
India: Uyi Maa...
Pak : Bas Karo Shaikh sahab.... |
| Posted on : [26/08/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| Pathan: Meri aulad nahi hot, Dost: ap mazar pr dua karo, Next year Dost: kia hua, Pathan: nhi hoi, Dost: kon se mazar par dua ki thi, Pathan: QAID-E-AZAM k mazar par.
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| Posted on : [26/08/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| Sardar laughing behind pathan at ATM centre. "HaHa I have seen ur password, Pathan: what is it? Sardar: its 4 stars(****) Pathan: hahaha u r wrong. its 3384.
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| Posted on : [26/08/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| Hello G! Main Shahrukh Khan bol raha hoon "KO BANEGA KARORPATI" se mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab agli awaz unki hogi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "BACHAO, BACHAO, BACHAO
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| Posted on : [26/08/2008] |
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| kkk hjh jhgff bhgfg nbhgf nbgfd nbvft jvhhghg hgfg ydy jyfytd ytdysr htyd jytdfyutd jyfdyu6td jydfyutd jyhfduyf jyufudf juyf6 jy6yutdf juyfudf jyfudt6f jyfu ujyfurf kufgiug kugigy iughigyu iugig iuhgiugy iuhgig iugg iugigy iugiugy 8igg iugigu iugig iugg iug7gy uggg iugiug iyufyf uyff iyufuyf |
| Posted on : [26/08/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| 0u09uj jhjhj hjyyui u6i6i hiiui
hfyfy ufgiuff fyfyf uyfyfud
tydtdytdy yjfuyud............ytdrs fuydfudt.,...............tydfytdy yuddtd yfuydfd
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| Posted on : [26/08/2008] |
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| Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo |
| Posted on : [26/08/2008] |
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Posted by :aish
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