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!"Paisa gaand ki tarah hota hay"
!"Hota sab k paas hay deta koi nahi"
"aur"
!"Mashwara LUN ki tarah hota hay"
!"Deta har koi hay magar leta koi nai . |
| Posted on : [24/04/2009] |
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Posted by :sajidbodla
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Mobile # :0321- 400 8808
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Peshawar ki adalat mein ek talak ka case aya.
Wife:Mera husband sirf pechay se karta hai!
Judge nay heran hokar poocha.
"Is k Ilawa bhi koi jaga hoti hai."
barkat ali Cell No # 0323016689 |
| Posted on : [21/04/2009] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
barkat ali cell # 0323016689 |
| Posted on : [21/04/2009] |
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Posted by :barkat
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Mobile # :03213016689
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Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….! |
| Posted on : [14/04/2009] |
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Posted by : khuram
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Mobile # :03336734446
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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant |
| Posted on : [14/04/2009] |
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Posted by : khuram
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Mobile # :03336734446
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Smoking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies! |
| Posted on : [14/04/2009] |
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Posted by : khuram
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Mobile # :03336734446
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May koi sexy nahey ho
ooper kahana ab nechy deploma lene aye ho kiaya.......... |
| Posted on : [08/04/2009] |
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Posted by :veryhot2002@yahoo.com
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Mobile # :nahey hain
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Ek Doctor mareez ke peche bhaad raha tha.
Logo ne pucha kiya hua?
Doctor: 4 bar aisa hua! Sala sunat karvane ata hay aur nechey ke BAAL saaf karvake BHAG jata hy* |
| Posted on : [08/04/2009] |
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Posted by :Adnan Qayum
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Mobile # :+92-333-9708525
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| who are you. please tel me becouse i do not know you. and i am sending sms to you from internet then you will be worried. arshad |
| Posted on : [07/04/2009] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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Wife Sex Karwatay Hoay Sardar Say Boli,
Sardar Sb Tarak Ghalat Godaam Main Chala Gya Hay,
Sardar Replied,
Sali Us Time Boli Hay Jab Diesel He Khatam Ho Gya Hay. |
| Posted on : [05/04/2009] |
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Posted by :Ghulam Abbas Bosan Road Multan
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Mobile # :0300-7333652
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SArdar Apni Sali SAy,-?Teri Bagi Masroof Ay Kakay Noon Zara Doodh Taan Pila.
SAli, Mer Doodh Ni Aanda,
Sardar Acha,
Show Shaa Taan Bari Ay. |
| Posted on : [05/04/2009] |
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Posted by :Ghulam Abbas Bosan Road Multan
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Mobile # :0300-7333652
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“ADULT FUN CLUB“ would u like 2 sms sharing & friendship wid me ON SMS 2 SMS 03333055064
ONLY SMS 2 SMS |
| Posted on : [03/04/2009] |
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Posted by :MEKAAL ANSARI
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Mobile # :03333055064
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| sabzi waley ke shadi huy.suhag rat ko b v ka under were utara.b v ney ye kia kar rahe ho.sabzy wala male taza kar rah hon shahid ali afridi from kuwait00965 99181409 |
| Posted on : [23/03/2009] |
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Posted by : shahid ali
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Mobile # :03139609570
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1 Pathan nay apnay betay ka naam bush rakh diya.
dostoon nay kaha apnay dushman ka naam q rakha.
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pathan bola,Taa k sab ko pata chalay hum roz bush ki ma chodta hay. |
| Posted on : [16/03/2009] |
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Posted by :ghulam abbas bosan road multan
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Mobile # :0300-7333652
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Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!! |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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kis kis ko kiss karoon
kis kis ko miss karoon
tum ko miss karoon to
kis kis ko kiss karoon |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!! |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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college wali
masale dar:
office wali
narum narum:
muhale wali
garma garam:
aap kya samjhaye?
may toh roti ki baat kar raha hon. |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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Life is nothing without LOVE,
LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don"t get emotional yar just b practical
so STOP luving and START Kissing. |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !! |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti |
| Posted on : [26/09/2008] |
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Posted by : abu bakar
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Mobile # :923143071133
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