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A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes
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A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. >>  |
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Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG?
I
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Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG?
Its'A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl'
now reverse the order:GFEDCBA
'Girls Forget Everything Done and C >> |
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CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PA
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CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PAPA:i know to sub janta hai
CHILD:i dont know
PAPA:in kay pait main pani bhara hai
CHILD:papaphir bach >> |
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Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si
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Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di ga >> |
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( 9 )
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U
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A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Be >> |
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( 10 )
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
M
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Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN! >> |
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Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupe
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Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any o >> |
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------) ' (------
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------) ' (------
---- (_(_)------
----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--
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----(_)_)-----
----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT A >> |
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( 14 )
(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
(,)
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(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
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(_,_)DO
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)THiS
//
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
(')'; OFTE >> |
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(')
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(')
(')
/ /
/ /
(')
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"o (')
.' )/ /
o""o (')
( '.' )/ /
o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a >> |
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( 17 )
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawal
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. >> |
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( 18 )
Met a girl the other day who has a seash
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Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
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It’s short thing, gets longer when u hol
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It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind. >> |
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( 21 )
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine da
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| Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U' >> |
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( 22 )
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgo
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls >> |
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Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke
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Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bach >> |
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Lady1: How come your husband is always h
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not. >> |
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Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darl
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Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: >> |
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between y
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
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When an apple is green, its ready to plu
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but >> |
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