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Sexy Adult SMS and Messages

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Sex is like Nike, just do it.

Posted on : [03/05/2007]

Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman

Mobile # :03013013280

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This program will automatically enlarge your penis. Now starting...beep 6 5 4 3.....beep 2 1....Sorry no penis found

Posted on : [03/05/2007]

Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman

Mobile # :03013013280

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Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply

Posted on : [03/05/2007]

Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman

Mobile # :03013013280

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I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed

Posted on : [03/05/2007]

Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman

Mobile # :03013013280

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Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you

Posted on : [03/05/2007]

Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman

Mobile # :03013013280

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Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Posted on : [03/05/2007]

Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman

Mobile # :03013013280

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Do gadhe aapas main baat kar rahe thay
Pehla: Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut marta hai.
Doosra: to bhag kiyoon naheen jatay
Pehla:Bhag to jawoon lekin yahan mera FUTURE BRIGHT hai
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to woh kehta hai teri shadi gadhe se karadoonga isi umeed say ruka huwa hoon

Posted on : [02/05/2007]

Posted by :lalaqazi

Mobile # :03003011591

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main chat pe khara tha.ik larki i pehle usne dupata otara.

fir kamiz,

fir bra,

fir shalwaar,

fir

fir kya jis taar pe kapre dale the khali ho gai.hehehe!!!

frm:03327408767

frm:03024903662

Posted on : [30/04/2007]

Posted by : M.Wasi ZAM

Mobile # :03226943764

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lun jo gia phudi main ,,tatay hayran rah gay AQAA kidher gia

Posted on : [26/04/2007]

Posted by :adnan hassan shah

Mobile # :0334-7186435

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Why do we close our eyes when we sleep, when we dream when we kiss? this is because the most precious thing is unseen, when i close my eyes i see you!

Posted on : [23/04/2007]

Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam

Mobile # :03004467226

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I've been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..i would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when i hit the spot!

Posted on : [23/04/2007]

Posted by : Rana Mehtab Alam

Mobile # :03004467226

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Bap bete se : Qutub minar kaha hai? Beta:Pata nahi Bap :Kabhi ghar se nikla karo! Beta :Ram Lal kon hai? Bap :Pata nahi Beta :Kabhi ghar me raha karo!

Posted on : [22/04/2007]

Posted by : Shoaib

Mobile # :03216909553

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soota charas da, coosa naras da,momay nargus dey, mazay sharbat dey,gul piyar di,bond dedaar di,lun kasaye da,towano ve chaye da,

Posted on : [08/04/2007]

Posted by :fahim butt

Mobile # :0334-8179934

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KAUN KEHTA HAI DOST APNI JUDAI HO GI YEH AFWAH KISI MADARCHOD NAY URA HOGI SHAN SE RAHE GAY TERI GAND ME GHUS KAR AAKHIR ITNA JAGA TO MERAY LUND NAY BANAI HOGI

Posted on : [24/03/2007]

Posted by : Saim Raza

Mobile # :03333502978

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I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...

Posted on : [09/03/2007]

Posted by : khuram

Mobile # :03336734446

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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what

Posted on : [09/03/2007]

Posted by : khuram

Mobile # :03336734446

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bata:abu mein kesy paida hua tha? baap: hum ne dua ki aap aagaye.... beta:aur bhai kesey paida hua? baap:wo bhi dua se beta:aur chacha? baap:wo bhi dua se beta: ABU HAMAREY KHANDAN MEIN CHOODNEY WOODNEY KA RIVAAJ NAHI HAI KIA?

Posted on : [03/03/2007]

Posted by : EverGreensms.com

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Posted on : [03/03/2007]

Posted by : EverGreensms.com

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which is old penis or vagina? ans:vagina b coz, penis is also stands for its honour!

Posted on : [03/03/2007]

Posted by : EverGreensms.com

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HUSBAND GHUSSEY SE:shaadi k baad meri life kuttey jesi hogayi hai.. wife: kuttey se kia muqabla kartey ho wo to 1 ghantey(HOURS) tak phansaa kar rakhta hai,tumhari to aik minute mein phat jati ha

Posted on : [03/03/2007]

Posted by : EverGreensms.com

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aik bhoot ne bhagwan ki boht poja ki....... BHAGWAN khush ho kar: mang kia mangta hai... bhoot: mein khubsurat larkio ka khoon peena chahta hun..... BHAGWAN NE USSEY ALWAYS ULTRA BANA DIA!

Posted on : [03/03/2007]

Posted by : EverGreensms.com

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