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CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai PA
CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage al
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
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When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its se
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A Short thing
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Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupe
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawal
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Met a girl the other day who has a seash
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: Whats the difference between a compute
: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
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It’s short thing, gets longer when u hol
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine da
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A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next
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Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke
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Lady1: How come your husband is always h
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Girl & Boy were having sex. Girl: Darl
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