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(1) Train ki patri pay mat betho.
Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath
say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay. >> 
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(2) Train ki patri pay mat betho.
Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath
say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay. >>
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(3) Train ki patri pay mat betho.
Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath
say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay.
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(4) Malomati sawal?
Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab >>
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(5) A person asked a SARDAR, "Sard
A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Perso >>
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(6) One boy to girl- kitni kaali h
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hot >>
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(7) Boyfrnd wana hv sex wid GF, as
Boyfrnd wana hv sex wid GF, ashamed of his small penis, decided 2 take to GF in a dark place.
Opened his zip n put his penis in Gf"s hand.
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(8) Ghum me b hum ko jeena ata ha,
Ghum me b hum ko jeena ata ha,
Gand maarne me b paseena ata ha,
Ek hum hain k tumhe aksar sms karte hen,
Ek tumhare sms hen jaise >>
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(9) Bacha:"Ammi me ne school ki co
Bacha:"Ammi me ne school ki copy par tail lagaya hy, lekin phr b jaldi jaldi kam nhi ho raha" Ammi:"pagal yeh tum se kis ne kaha? Bcha:"ap khud hi to >>
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(10) Nhi Plz Niche Mat Dabao Kch Ho
Nhi Plz Niche Mat Dabao Kch Ho Jayega Plz Dekho Mat Kro Maan Jao Na Plz Wrna Ho Jayega Plz Mat Dabao Aaaah Uff Dekha Ho Gaya Na Sms Khatam >>
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(11) Lo G, Kesa Zmana Äa Gia Hy, Ha
Lo G, Kesa Zmana Äa Gia Hy, Had Ker Di "Telenor" Walo Ne, Poster Per Larki Ki Tasveer Bna K Kehte Hein, Lage Raho, Raat Bhar, Or Wo B Sirf "4" Rupey M >>
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(12) phudi is a maal
phudi is a maal
Made up of khaal
Covered by baal
Dekhne me kamaal
Inside se laal
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(13) Aik Pathan larki ko chodh raha
Aik Pathan larki ko chodh raha tha . aik larka dekh raha tha.
Pathan:- Kya dekh raha hain?
Larka :- Mera number kab aaye >>
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(14) Girls: Inspector ji Munde tang
Girls: Inspector ji Munde tang karde ne.
Boys: Eh ilzaam jootha hai Inspector saab, assi tang nai karde, khulli karde ne >>
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(15) Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya
Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai? Ye hamari Soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye Aap ka Veham h >>
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(16) Boy to girl: can i touch ur so
Boy to girl: can i touch ur software. Girl: first show me ur hardware.
Boy: should i install it in ur system? gils: cover it with antiv >>
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(17) mouse fucking an elephant in c
mouse fucking an elephant in coconut farm, a coconut falls on elephants head
Elephant: ?Ouch?
Mouse: ?Ouch vouch kuch na >>
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(18) Husband wife talaaq ka baad:
Husband wife talaaq ka baad:
Husband : Bacha mera hai...
Wife: Wah jee Wah!
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(19) FARAZ ko Nahatey huey Apni Mah
FARAZ ko Nahatey huey Apni Mahbooba Yaad agai to Farmany lga:
Dil me hy Tumhara Aks or Hath me hy Sabun LUX,
Tumhara Kha >>
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(20) Teena Bibi Hoo gai hain Kuch N
Teena Bibi Hoo gai hain Kuch Naraz..
Teena Bibi Hoo gai hain Kuch Naraz >>
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(21) A 4 achi phudi
A 4 achi phudi
B 4 buri phudi
C 4 choti phudi
D 4 dongi p >>
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(22) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa >>
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(23) Suhag Raat ko !
Sohag R
Suhag Raat ko !
Sohag Raat ko DOLHAN apne kamre main bathi
DOLHA ka intizar kar rahi thi
Achanak kamri ka Darwaza kholla Ak Shak >>
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(24) Aik Shaksh ne apne Pathan dost
Aik Shaksh ne apne Pathan dost se!
Yar jab tum apni BV k sath Hum SEX keya karo to
apne Room ki Window Closed kar deya karo
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(25) Dunya mein Do Shaksh Bare FAID
Dunya mein Do Shaksh Bare FAIDA , OR
Do Bare NUKSAN mein hain.
1- (Nuksan wale )
(i) Wo jis ko LORA laga howa hain
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(26) Ek Aadmi ne Shadi Daftar call
Ek Aadmi ne Shadi Daftar call ki aur Kaha:
Mere Dono Bazu nhi hain, kiya Meri Shadi Ho Sakti hai..?
Girl: g Haan.
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(27) Ak Larki apne Shoher se !
Ak Larki apne Shoher se !
Aaj jab main apna BRAZER tabdil kar rahi thi
to ak Larka mujh ko dekh raha tha,
Shoher !
Phir >>
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(28) Husband to Wife
Husband to Wife
Ye bache itne sherarti kue hai
Wife
JO cheez banti sharart se hai wo sharif ka >>
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(29) Lady docter bachay se
Lady docter bachay se
Main aap ki LULI dekh skti hoon
Bachey ne pent utar di
Lady dr >>
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(30) hospital to fuol he kholy hooy
hospital to fuol he kholy hooy
FARAS
bachy to rakshy may bhe peda hoskaty haun >>
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