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INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi s
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INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... >>  |
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( 2 )
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, S
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| Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate??? >> |
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( 3 )
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher s
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| School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! >> |
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( 6 )
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the ski
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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES >> |
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( 7 )
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U
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A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Be >> |
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( 8 )
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no
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Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the >> |
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( 9 )
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
M
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Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
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( 10 )
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupe
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Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any o >> |
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------) ' (------
---- (_(_)------
----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--
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----(_)_)-----
----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT A >> |
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( 13 )
(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
(,)
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(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
(,))
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(_,_)DO
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)THiS
//
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
(')'; OFTE >> |
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( 14 )
(')
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(')
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(')
(')
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/ /
(')
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"o (')
.' )/ /
o""o (')
( '.' )/ /
o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a >> |
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( 16 )
Met a girl the other day who has a seash
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| Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea! >> |
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( 18 )
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine da
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| Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U' >> |
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( 19 )
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hol
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It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind >> |
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( 20 )
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgo
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls. >> |
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( 22 )
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change >> |
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( 23 )
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What
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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home >> |
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( 24 )
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darl
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Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: >> |
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( 25 )
Lady1: How come your husband is always h
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not >> |
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between y
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell. >> |
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( 29 )
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home >> |
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