(1) Girl: Tum ne kabhi mammay choo
Girl: Tum ne kabhi mammay choose hain?

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Boy: Nahi

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(2) Aik Shaksh ne apne Punjabi dos
Aik Shaksh ne apne Punjabi dost se!



Yar jab tum apni BV k sath Hum SEX keya karo to



apne Room ki Window Closed kar deya >>
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(3) SEX KARO DAILY
Agr mil
SEX KARO DAILY

Agr mil jay wo akeli

na miley akeli.

to pakar lo us ki SAHELI.

Agr na miley SAHELI to

ZINDABAD >>
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(4) Punjaban: Maa Gaon mein Fauji
Punjaban: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain



Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai



Punjaban: Maa fauji Punjabi hai >>
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(5) A young boy appointed as Chowk
A young boy appointed as Chowkidar in Fatima Jinnah Women

Hostel, University of Peshawar.

35 din guzarne ke baad Hostel Warden ne kaha:< >>
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(6) Women at

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Women at



(.)(.) 18years

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( Y )



( o ) ( o ) 25years

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(7) How 2 activate Sex Card:

How 2 activate Sex Card:

Hi

Shake hand

Kiss/Suck Lips

Open Braizer

Press & suck Nipples

Rubb boobs

Sc >>
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(8) Suhag raat ko dulha ne bed k p
Suhag raat ko dulha ne bed k paas 1box rakha or subha us me 200rpe daal kr bola jub bhi chudai lugaon ga 200 dalon ga 1 saal baad dekhen gai kitni chu >>
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(9) Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing
Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.



BOY: Janu agar bura na mano to mein bhi?



GIRL: Ok



Par sambhal k >>
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(10) Suhag raat ko dulha ne bed k p
Suhag raat ko dulha ne bed k paas 1box rakha or subha us me 200rpe daal kr bola jub bhi chudai lugaon ga 200 dalon ga 1 saal baad dekhen gai kitni chu >>
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(11) Bra kholi to "shakalaka bumbum
Bra kholi to "shakalaka bumbum"... chaddi kholi to "khul ja

simsim"... andar dala to "kya masti kya dhum"... aur bahar aya to "tay tay

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(12) Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir
Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur

aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.



Phir?


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(13) Ah ohh ah ohh

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Ah ohh ah ohh





nahi nahi

uff ,

nahi





ah ah ah ah;







plz dont
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(14) Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht
Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho

Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon

Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamai >>
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(15) Wo mangti the mein deta na tha
Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,

jawab us k sawaloo ka.



Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,

hath se phool gulab ka.


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(16) Girl : Arey itna bara munh mei
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.

Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.

Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.

Boy : Aur lo >>
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(17) 1 Person : Season Offer

1 Person : Season Offer

Aik rupey ki do

Sardar : kya bhi kya

1 Person : Gand pe laat >>
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(18) s dur se muth marna shor diya<
s dur se muth marna shor diya

"faraz"

kahin martay martay topa e na nikal aye >>
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(19) Arz kiya hai
Ek jhalak
Arz kiya hai

Ek jhalak kafi hai



Dil ka mareez bananay k liye



Tu nay itni lambi

SHALWAAR pehni hai

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(20) WAKEEL: ANDHERE MEIN TERA RAPE
WAKEEL: ANDHERE MEIN TERA RAPE KIS NA KIA

GIRL: KOI BAHAR KA AADMI THA

WAKEEL: TUMHAIN KAISA PATA CHALA?

GIRL: HAMARAY MUHALLAY M >>
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(21) PAPOO :GIRLS HOSTEL KA SAMNAY
PAPOO :GIRLS HOSTEL KA SAMNAY BETRH KAR MUTH MAAR RAHA THA KSI NA POOCHA YEH KIA KAR RAHAY HO PAPOO

PAPOO KUCH NAHI

BS BLURTOOTH ZARIYA >>
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(22) AKSAR LARKA LARKI KO GIFT DENA
AKSAR LARKA LARKI KO GIFT DENA SA PEHLAY USKI AANKHAIN BANDH KARWATA HAI

Q?

SOCHO













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(23) {TALASH-E-GUMSUDGI}
Mer
{TALASH-E-GUMSUDGI}

Meri ak friend jis ka

Nam namalom

Age namalom

Rehishe Gulastan-e-johar

Mobile no ( 0331-3490 >>
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(24) Aik Larki apne Boy Friend se!<
Aik Larki apne Boy Friend se!

Akhir tom itne KALE qu ho?

Boy Friend jal kar!

Tomare Bap ka kiya jata hain

Larki!

Ag >>
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(25) Aik Shaksh ne apne Pathan dost
Aik Shaksh ne apne Pathan dost se!

Yar jab tum apni BV k sath Hum SEX keya karo to

apne Room ki Window Closed kar deya karo

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(26) Dunya mein Do Shaksh Bare FAID
Dunya mein Do Shaksh Bare FAIDA , OR

Do Bare NUKSAN mein hain.



1- (Nuksan wale )

(i) Wo jis ko LORA laga howa hain
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(27) Train ki patri pay mat betho.
Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath

say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay. >>
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(28) Train ki patri pay mat betho.
Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath

say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay. >>
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(29) Train ki patri pay mat betho.
Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath

say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay.

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(30) Malomati sawal?


Malomati sawal?



Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz

kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab >>
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