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Sham diyo se sajaye baithe hai,
Khusbu badan pe lagaye baithe hai,
Hamari diwangi to dekho Wo raat ko anewale hai
aur hum dophar se hi CONDOM chadhaye baithe hai.
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Doc:Do u watch ur husband's face while makng love?
Lady:I did once and saw anger.
Doc:Y?
Lady:Bcoz he was watching from the window!!!
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Curious kid asks old man: what book r u reading? Old man: history book.  Kid: but that's a sex book!? Old man: well 4 me it's history
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,when a man puts his location in a woman's destination,do U understand the explination or would U like a demonstration
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Why does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise??

 
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at different places

 
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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