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Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthm
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Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
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1 day as I came home early from work, I
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| 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came ho >> |
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One day there was this naked man and ele
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| One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH T >> |
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A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks
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| A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully >> |
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A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his d
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| A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she sa >> |
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A Sex expert was once asked whether a ra
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| A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants >> |
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the c
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| A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock! >> |
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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a ri
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| A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the >> |
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A man was looking at a painting for a lo
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| A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiti >> |
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Please
( ) press down!
( ) )
( '
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Please
( ) press down!
( ) )
( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
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Press down.
down more
de
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Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men a >> |
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can d >> |
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when you feel alone just look between th
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| when you feel alone just look between the spaces between your fingers & remember that in those spaces you can see my fingers locked with yours forever >> |
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Women's life is very hard. Moring-wash c
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| Women's life is very hard. Moring-wash clothes. Noon-Dry clothes. Evening-Iron clothes Night-Remove clothes Late Midnight-Search clothes >> |
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SMS BHEJO WARNA "r--._,---------. "_, .c
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SMS BHEJO WARNA "r--._,---------. "_, .c-.------""" / i--" C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA? PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE ME?
Posted on : [03/05/2007]
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twoh bohet khubsuret hy yeh bohet khubsu
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| twoh bohet khubsuret hy yeh bohet khubsuret hy tum bohet khubsuret ho her koi hi khubsuret hy meri ankh teri ankh ya uski ankh main nahi sirf KHUDA ki >> |
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mera le lo mera le lo apni toai mee mera
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| mera le lo mera le lo apni toai mee mera lelo merrla le lo apni toae main sabb ko do sab ko maza aae ga apni ammi ko fone kar or kaha mera le lo apni >> |
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1 malang larkay say bola.
beta apnay sa
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1 malang larkay say bola.
beta apnay say bari ko Ma
choti ko beti
baraber wali ko behin kehna
larka bola
malang baba phir mere lora khud rakh lo >> |
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What's the similarity between a lady and
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| What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum? A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become tasteless n shapeless later >> |
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NATURAL RATE OF UNEMPLOYMENT
Newlan's
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NATURAL RATE OF UNEMPLOYMENT
Newlan's Truism: An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable sti >> |
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