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(1) A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:
A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:
Rote Howay
Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?
Boss: Nahi To!
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(2) Raat ko sirf 3 Tarah Ki Makhlo
Raat ko sirf 3 Tarah Ki Makhlook Jagti hain
Bhoot:
Insano ko darane keliye
Machar:
Insano >>
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(3) Q:Woh Konsi 3 Raaten hoti hain
Q:Woh Konsi 3 Raaten hoti hain ju Aurto pai bhari hoti hain..
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Ans:
1.SOHAG RAAT
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(4) Beta: Papa Kya Raat ko Mama Mu
Beta: Papa Kya Raat ko Mama Murgiyon ko Daana Daalti Hain Kya?
Baap: Nahin Beta Kyon?
Beta: Phir >>
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(5) Beta: Papa Kya Raat ko Mama Mu
Beta: Papa Kya Raat ko Mama Murgiyon ko Daana Daalti Hain Kya?
Baap: Nahin Beta Kyon?
Beta: Phir >>
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(6) Wo kya Cheez hai Jo hawa Main
Wo kya Cheez hai Jo hawa Main Ho To Larki Pregnant Hojati Hai?
Socho
Nahin Pata?
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(7) Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe 1 Nazar D
Teacher: Mai Kisi Pe 1 Nazar Daal K Bata Sakti Hon.
K Woh Mere Baray Mai Kya Soch Raha Hai.
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(8) Husband Suhag Raat Main:
Husband Suhag Raat Main:
Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Saath Sex Kar Chuka Hon.
Wife (Sharmaty Huye):
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(9) 3 log Hakeem K Paas Gaye
3 log Hakeem K Paas Gaye
Hakeem ne Sab se Baari Baari pucha:
Raat ko Sex Karne Mai Kitna waqt lete ho?
Jawan: 10 >>
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(10) Love is a Gamble,
Sex i
Love is a Gamble,
Sex is a Game,
Boys do the Thing,
Girls Get the Blame,
1 Night in Pleasure,
9 Mon >>
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(11) Biwi Ne Qameez Utari
Au
Biwi Ne Qameez Utari
Aur Sexy Nazar Se Shohar ki Taraf Dekhtay Huay
Shalwar Bhi Utar Kar Boli:
"Pata Hai Na, Kya Karna Ha >>
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(12) 1 Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Jaan Kya
1 Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Jaan Kya Tumhara Dil Kabhi Chahta Hai K
Tum Mard Hotin?
Biwi: Nahi! Magar Mera Dil >>
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(13) Girl: Baba Ji Agar Main Nazran
Girl: Baba Ji Agar Main Nazrana Don To,
Guarantee hai k Mera Bacha Ho Jaega?
Baba Ji: Nazrane Ki Jaga,
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(14) Beta Sex Kar Raha Tha,
Beta Sex Kar Raha Tha,
Abba ne Dekh lia Aur Larki ko Bhaga Diya aur Kaha:
Beta Shaadi se Pehlay ye Sab Theek Nah >>
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(15) College k Boys Toilet Mai Likh
College k Boys Toilet Mai Likha Tha,
"Aap Ka Mustaqbil Aap k Haath Mai Hai"
Aur
Girls Toilet Mai Likha Th >>
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(16) Ek Bachhay ne paida hote hi Ap
Ek Bachhay ne paida hote hi Apnay Baap k Sir pe Danda maar Diya.
Baap ne pucha: Ye Kyon?
Bacha: Ab pata >>
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(17) Kesa Lagta Hai.
Jab Rat
Kesa Lagta Hai.
Jab Rat k Sannate Main
Hawa K Jhonkon k Sang
Khamoshi Se
Chalty Huye
Koi Chupke Se Aaye
Aap >>
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(18) 1st girl to 2nd:
1st girl to 2nd:
yar jub hum susu karte hain to awaz ati
he or jub boys susu karte hain to awaz kyun nahi ati?
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(19) Main Teri Bahon Mein aana chah
Main Teri Bahon Mein aana chahti hou,
Apne hont tere honto se milana chahti hou,
Apne gore badan se utar kar kapre,
Main >>
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(20) P.O chars
chodo Nurse,<
P.O chars
chodo Nurse,
P.O Powder
chodo Compounder
P.O Afeem
Chodo Hakeem
P.O Bhang
Chodo Malang
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(21) Girl: Doctor mera mobile 4 din
Girl: Doctor mera mobile 4 din se meri cho*ot mai phasa hua hai, Vibration mode pe.
Doctor: main abhi aaram se nikal deta hon.
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(22) Ghalib ne arz kiya
Ghalib ne arz kiya
Na himmat hum main he,na hamari hadi main he,
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Na himmat hum main he,na hamari h >>
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(23) QAMEZ MAY BRA!
BRA MAI
QAMEZ MAY BRA!
BRA MAI KIA?
BACHON KI GHIZA!
BARON KA MAZA!
SHALWAR MAICHADI!
CHADI MAI KIA?
5MINT KA MAZA 9 >>
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(24) Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa k
Wife: sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay meray paseenay nikal jaayen
" sardar gets up and switch off the fan >>
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(25) Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumh
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohal >>
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(26) Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan h
Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai
2 se ho tou apna pan hai
3 se ho tou >>
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(27) ek baar ek sardaar apni balcon
ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh te >>
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(28) Nurse lost her cat.
nur
Nurse lost her cat.
nurse in the hospital- any 1 got a pussy,all women stood up,i mean any one seen a pussy, all men stood up.I meant any one s >>
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(29) pehle galon per kiss kia
pehle galon per kiss kia
phir kapre utare
aaram say litaya
mohabat say tangon ko uthaya
phir
phir
pamper uta >>
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(30) MUTH marne ke 11 Faayde
MUTH marne ke 11 Faayde
1:- Self Reliance
2:- Time Convience
3:- Prevention of Crime
4:- Mental Choice of Lady
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