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Last night I grabbed something really so
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Last night I grabbed something really soft. There were two, they felt like Jello & both were round. And then I noticed it was my imagination.
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If I was a tear in your eye, I would be
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If I was a tear in your eye, I would be able to roll down to your lips. Instead, I’d roll down to your boob. It’s a tougher task.
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My finger tips are lightly stroking your
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| My finger tips are lightly stroking your entire body leaving a fuzzy & warm sensation. But of course you have to be with me for it to happen! >> |
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Har Samandar ka sahil nhi hota,
Har jan
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Har Samandar ka sahil nhi hota,
Har jang mein Missile nhi hota,
Ye sab china ne MAA CHUDAI hai,
Warna har CHOTIYE k pas MOBILE nhi hota... >> |
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Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar ap
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Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay
dalnay laga to wo boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumhain kaisay >> |
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAP >> |
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( 20 )
2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out
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2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said...
""My wife is better""
2nd went in ,fuck a girl... Came out n said...
""U we >> |
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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation
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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man
puts his location in a woman"s destination.
Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstrati >> |
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Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir
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Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur
ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } ..
Ab >> |
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( 24 )
Sex is like a restaurant,
sometimes u
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Sex is like a restaurant,
sometimes u get good service,
sometimes bad service,
sometimes no service
and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self s >> |
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When nobody luvs u,
nobody cares 4 u,
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When nobody luvs u,
nobody cares 4 u,
nobody think about u,
every 1 ignores u,
then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think
Bhancho >> |
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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom aski
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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM : Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thing.
SON : got my nose in her armpit. Now what? >> |
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conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage
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conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai,
tu kya uska bhi aa >> |
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