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1 Andhi larki pehli dafa sex karwa rahi
1 Andhi larki pehli dafa sex karwa rahi thi,
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Girl:Amma fauji aa raha hai. Amma: And
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WIFE ANGRILY:main yeh ghar chor ker ja rahi hoon
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Q: What do you call Afghan virgin? A:
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Q: What's the difference between a perso
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A Greek n Italian were arguing over who
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