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Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone
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Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ba >>  |
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girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu s
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girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati
hai par ap ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere
bap >> |
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1 Andhi larki pehli dafa sex karwa rahi
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1 Andhi larki pehli dafa sex karwa rahi thi,
jab maza aya tu poocha "yeh neechay kia latak raha hai?"
Larka: Yeh tattay hain.
Andhi: Yeh Andar nah >> |
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( 4 )
Do doston ki biwian driving seekh rahi t
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Do doston ki biwian driving seekh rahi thee
1)Yaar meri biwi tou sote sote gari chalati hai, neend main bhi
mera pakar k gear badalti hai
2)Yaar me >> |
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Girl:Amma fauji aa raha hai.
Amma: And
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Girl:Amma fauji aa raha hai.
Amma: Andar aja in logo ki niyat achchi nahi hoti.
Girl:amma fauji sardar hai.
Amma:phir to bakri ko bhi andar le a >> |
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Kaho sardarjee Suhaag raat kaise rahi,
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Kaho sardarjee Suhaag raat kaise rahi,
kuch mat punch yar pahle 8 bar to Missedcall lagi
aur jab sahi number laga to balance NILL THA. >> |
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( 7 )
aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina
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aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh
ke so gaya.
thori dair baad biwi boli:
khan ji! meri taangon ke beech main sorakh ha >> |
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WIFE ANGRILY:main yeh ghar chor ker ja r
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WIFE ANGRILY:main yeh ghar chor ker ja rahi hoon
Husband: Acha jao... mera LUN pay charho!
Wife: Tumhari yehi khoobsurat batein mujhe janey nai deti >> |
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Ek din ghalis se ek larki ne milne ka wa
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Ek din ghalis se ek larki ne milne ka wada kia.
us din larki k late ane par ghalis ne yeh shair arz kya:
le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de..
Ghalis >> |
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Sambha: Sardar thakur ka kya kerna hai
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Sambha: Sardar thakur ka kya kerna hai
Gabbar: kuch nai uske haath kaat do aur roz 3 blue film dikhao,woh khud
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayega >> |
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Kal Chodvin ki raat thi...
Sab ne kiya
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Kal Chodvin ki raat thi...
Sab ne kiya apna khara...
Kisi ne kaha mera bara...
Kisi ne kaha mera bara..
Jab ham ne kya apna khara
to sabne kaha.. >> |
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( 13 )
Man: kiss karon? Girl: lipstick kharab h
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| Man: kiss karon? Girl: lipstick kharab ho jaye gi Man: boobs dabaon? Girl: T-shirt kharab ho jaye gi Man: fucking karon? Girl: periods yar. Man: now p >> |
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Note ]:Selecting Correct Catagory is ver
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Note ]:Selecting Correct Catagory is very important
SMS added in wrong catagory will be deleted automatically at the end of month and will not be inc >> |
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Workers discuss cricket! Managers discus
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Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss Snooker! CEO's discuss Golf!
Moral: Higher u go smaller ur balls become!
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Thought for the day: In terms of sex sat
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| Thought for the day: In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never end >> |
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Man quits smoking because of will power.
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Man quits smoking because of will power.
He quits drinking because of will power.
But he quits womanizing because he has the will but no power.
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Q: What's the difference between a perso
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Q: What's the difference between a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?
A: One is trying to die and the other one is dying to try.
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Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it;
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Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!
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( 29 )
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
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Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
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A Greek n Italian were arguing over who
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A Greek n Italian were arguing over who is superior.
Greek: We gave sex to the world.
Italians: Yes you did, but we introduced it to women!
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