(1) pajaamay
pajaamay main
pajaamay

pajaamay main meray

yeh kia ho raha hai

chota tha pehlay

bara ho raha hai

yoon tou hai yeh

moghazz >>
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(2) STEEL MILL mai kisi ne phone k
STEEL MILL mai kisi ne phone kiya

Managr:HELLO

admi:SARIYA Hai?

Mngr:HAN HE

Admi:GAAND MEN LELO

PHONE CUT NEXT DAY >>
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(3) PIA ki flight me Captain ann0u
PIA ki flight me Captain ann0uncement k baad mic Off karna bh0oL gaya ..

Captain ne apne co-piL0t d0st se kaha: Abi me 1 cup c0ffee piyunga, ph >>
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(4) Boy: Agar mein teri chaddi hot
Boy: Agar mein teri chaddi hota tou teri Chut se chipka hota...





Girl: Mein kisi aur se chudwa rahi hoti aur tu koney mein pada >>
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(5) barrish ho aur zameen gilli na
barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,

dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,

to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya

kay neend may ap ki ya >>
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(6) Aik larki umbraila mechanic k
Aik larki umbraila mechanic k pass gai or kha k umbraila theek ker do mechanic ne kha " ooper se kaprra hatana parray ga ,nichey se dand lagana paray >>
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(7) Aik sardar ji ne apny boss ko
Aik sardar ji ne apny boss ko phone kiya aur kaha...

"Boss aj maira mood acha nahi hai.. iss liye mai aj office nahi asakta"

Boss ne jaw >>
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(8) Aik larki apny honymoon k baad
Aik larki apny honymoon k baad jab wapis ayee to bahut thakki howi thi...aur mood off tha...

uss ki aik sahaili ne poocha...

"khair to h >>
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(9) Aik admi jab apni nokrani k sa
Aik admi jab apni nokrani k sath sex kar raha tha to baray josh mai uss se kaha ..

"Nida tum mairi biwi se zyada khubsoorat aur sexy ho.."
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(10) mera name kanwal hai i am frm
mera name kanwal hai i am frm jhelum aur mein sexy boys se baatein karna chahti hoon koi hai maan ka laal jo mere sath challenge k sath sexy batein ka >>
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(11) hi.hello.i am kiran any body w
hi.hello.i am kiran any body want to sexy talk with me so plz contact on my cell number i am waiting for your calls >>
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(12) hay everbody ,,,i want to shar
hay everbody ,,,i want to share some lusty news for you ,,,i live in nazimabad and i want ot see those guy who belong to rich ,,,becoz i have 2 cousi >>
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(13) ek bache ne nekr utar ker ik b
ek bache ne nekr utar ker ik buchi say kaha

tumhary pass ya hai

buchi nay apni shalwar utar ker jawab dya

ammi kahte hai k jiss k >>
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(14) Aik aurat bus me bache ko dodh
Aik aurat bus me bache ko dodh pila rahi thi,



sath wali seat pe aik admi betha howa tha

bacha dodh nahi pi raha tha to aurat bol >>
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(15) Girl:
Darling!
T
Girl:

Darling!

Tum Nay Mujh May Kia Dekh K Mujh Say Piyar Kia?

Boy:

Darling!

Abhi Dekha Kahan Hay…

Sub Kuch >>
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(16) Class main ek larki biskit kha
Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi

thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,

Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahi ho?

saath wala bola dood m >>
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(17) Ganguly to his wife during sex
Ganguly to his wife during sex- PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.

Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!! Inzamaam scored century on the sam >>
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(18) Grl :Mera b0yfriend kab sudhry
Grl :Mera b0yfriend kab sudhry ga?

Baba :usko lai ho?

Grl : nai

Baba : k0i baat nai

Apni Brazier kh0lo

Grl : Q?
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(19) Boy Frnd: Kash me tere haseen
Boy Frnd: Kash me tere haseen BOOBS ka BRAZER hota teri BREASTS se chipka hota

Girl Frnd: Me kisi or se DABWA rhi hoti or tu khirki pe latka ho >>
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(20) Miss bachon se..
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Miss bachon se..

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Shor matt kro warna khara kr don gi..

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Sub bachy..

.

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Miss pah >>
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(21) any sexy lady wana call me for
any sexy lady wana call me for real sex or phone sex and sexy relationship my mobile number 0322-7294652 >>
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(22) any sexy and hot boy call me f
any sexy and hot boy call me for phone sex or real sex. i am naila from sialkot. >>
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(23) mujhe aik ache aur strong boy
mujhe aik ache aur strong boy friend ki talash hai jo ke meri barsoon ki piyaas ko bujha sake my cell number is

03343133942 and 03422711791 hin >>
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(24) koi be larki or anti muj se se
koi be larki or anti muj se sexy call or chating kr sakti hai.mera no ye hai 03455860187.i am waiting >>
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(25) GOLD-LEAF…
G=get

GOLD-LEAF…

G=get

O=one

L=lady

D=daily



L=Love

E=Enjoy

A=And

F=Fuck



Yeh s >>
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(26) Load shedding ki musibat.

Load shedding ki musibat.

Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya.

darwaza knock kia.

Bivi:kon?

Admi:Guddu da abbu!

Bivi:Haa >>
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(27) MAHA ko dieting ka shoq hua,mo
MAHA ko dieting ka shoq hua,mom Le i sufi,sufi pe atmad jo tha,suba hui to na sufi tha na maha

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3 sal bad maha mili,sath habib or sulta >>
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(28) Sardar had a baby,
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Sardar had a baby,

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Sardar; Bilkul meri jesi ankhyn hyn "choti choti"

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meri jesi nak hy "choti si"

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Wife >>
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(29) Sardar ne Omlet banane ke liye
Sardar ne Omlet banane ke liye Anda tora



Jab Anda tora to Anda khali nikla



Sardar: Iski Maa ki!





S >>
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(30) One boy to girl- kitni kaali h
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.

girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?

Boy-agar mere baap

ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hot >>
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