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Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.


Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good


Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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If you want a little brother,
kill your dad and fuck your mother.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.


Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.


Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u'll get laid.

 
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!


Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.

Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!

 
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!!

Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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