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Scientists in the US proved that people

Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand.
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Write an essay which contains factors re

Write an essay which contains factors religion, sex & mystery.
Winning essay: Oh my god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it!
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Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
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What do u usually say after Sex? I Luv

What do u usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
The Ans: Mera Kachha Kithe Hai!
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Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are

Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes?
A: Almost boobs
B: Barely there
C: Can do
D: Damn good
E: Enormous
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Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
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Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhau

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
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Q: What's the similarity between a lady

Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.
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An erection is like the Theory of Relati

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
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Lightest muscle is a man's PENIS. It can

Lightest muscle is a man's PENIS. It can be raised by a woman's TONGUE!
Strongest muscle is a man's TONGUE! It can raise a woman's LEGS!
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Breaking News: Coke'll launch a new soft drink in the world market soon, that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!
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Taking a clue from recent budget, a call

Taking a clue from recent budget, a call girl now charges extra for ANAL entry. She calls it 'Turnover' tax.
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A survey by Cosmo states that women who

A survey by Cosmo states that women who sleep on their side are sensitive, on stomach are competent and on their back with legs in the air are very po >>

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Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and hair

Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey?
A: Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moja hi moja. >>

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Mr Elahi had 3 sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi

Mr Elahi had 3 sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi, Brkat-e-Elahi, n Mehbub-e-Elahi.
When his 4th son was born his wife decided to name him Bus-Kar-e-Eelahi
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Q: What did one ant say to the other whi

Q: What did one ant say to the other while climbing up Prince Charles' leg?
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Karamchand to his secretary: Today u hv

Karamchand to his secretary: Today u hv not worn up panties, y? Sec: U r a gr8 detective. How did u come 2 know this? KC: Today, I saw dandruff on you >>

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Q: Why women wear bra & panty with flowe

Q: Why women wear bra & panty with flowers printed on them?
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Definition of sex... An INJECTION with

Definition of sex...
An INJECTION
with AFFECTION
to the meat SECTION
from a PROJECTION
without OBJECTION
hopefully no INFECTION
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What is the difference between a condom

What is the difference between a condom and a atom bomb?

Atom bomb blast population decreases when condom blast population increases.
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sex is like nokia (connecting people) li

sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)
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Love your neighbour, but don't get caugh

Love your neighbour, but don't get caught >>

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Sex is like Nike, just do it.

Sex is like Nike, just do it.
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This program will automatically enlarge

This program will automatically enlarge your penis. Now starting...beep 6 5 4 3.....beep 2 1....Sorry no penis found >>

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Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract

Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply >>

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I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed >>

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Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me

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Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's t

Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a d >>

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