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Why do we close our eyes when we sleep,
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Why do we close our eyes when we sleep, when we dream when we kiss? this is because the most precious thing is unseen, when i close my eyes i see you! >>  |
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I've been thinking about u and me..if we
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| I've been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..i would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when i hit t >> |
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Bap bete se : Qutub minar kaha hai?
Bet
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Bap bete se : Qutub minar kaha hai?
Beta:Pata nahi
Bap :Kabhi ghar se nikla karo!
Beta :Ram Lal kon hai?
Bap :Pata nahi
Beta :Kabhi ghar me ra >> |
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soota charas da, coosa naras da,momay na
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| soota charas da, coosa naras da,momay nargus dey, mazay sharbat dey,gul piyar di,bond dedaar di,lun kasaye da,towano ve chaye da, >> |
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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom
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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what
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bata:abu mein kesy paida hua tha?
baap:
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bata:abu mein kesy paida hua tha?
baap: hum ne dua ki aap aagaye....
beta:aur bhai kesey paida hua?
baap:wo bhi dua se
beta:aur chacha?
baap:wo b >> |
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bata:abu mein kesy paida hua tha?
baap:
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bata:abu mein kesy paida hua tha?
baap: hum ne dua ki aap aagaye....
beta:aur bhai kesey paida hua?
baap:wo bhi dua se
beta:aur chacha?
baap:wo b >> |
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HUSBAND GHUSSEY SE:shaadi k baad meri li
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HUSBAND GHUSSEY SE:shaadi k baad meri life kuttey jesi hogayi hai..
wife: kuttey se kia muqabla kartey ho wo to 1 ghantey(HOURS) tak phansaa kar rakh >> |
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( 11 )
aik bhoot ne bhagwan ki boht poja ki....
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aik bhoot ne bhagwan ki boht poja ki.......
BHAGWAN khush ho kar:
mang kia mangta hai...
bhoot: mein khubsurat larkio ka khoon peena chahta hun.... >> |
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5 advantages of breast milk:
1.no need
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5 advantages of breast milk:
1.no need to boil.
2.cat can't steel it
3.available in attractive containers
4.popular in all age groups
5.take one >> |
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boy:i can kiss u without even touching u
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boy:i can kiss u without even touching u.
girl:u can't.
boy:lagi rs20 20 ki.
girl:ok
(boy kisses tightly)
girl:u touched me.
boy: yeh lo 20 Rup >> |
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( 15 )
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip k
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Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se
hasnelagi.
Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga. >> |
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teacher: batao kon c chez moo main nahin
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teacher: batao kon c chez moo main nahin lene chahiyea?
bacha: jalta hoa bulb.
teacher: kyoun?
bacha. kal mummy keh rehe thi,pele bulb bhojao phir >> |
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boy to girl:]
lets go to jungle.....
g
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boy to girl:]
lets go to jungle.....
girl: no!!
you will do something wrong with me................
boy: by god,
i'll not...........!!
girl: tay >> |
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Suhag raat ke baad husband ne apni wife
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Suhag raat ke baad husband ne apni wife se pucha ki kal raat ko kya mahsus kiya to wife ne kaha
5% sharam,
5% dard or
90% purani yadey.. >> |
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( 21 )
God created the world in SIX days But it
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| God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. >> |
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girls said to boy i m radiomy left boob
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| girls said to boy i m radiomy left boob is volume and right boob is touner,byos trund both boobs and said no sound girl said stopid u have not plouged >> |
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