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| Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo |
| Posted on : [26/08/2008] |
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Posted by :aish
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Mobile # :9898156730
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| A sexy girl writes a column in matrimonal section for a husband need a person who never leaves me, never beats me & can satisfy me in bed,
next day a wid no arms & legs knocks on her door,
Girl : who are you ?
Guy : wana be your hubby.
Girl : You don't fit for that,
Guy : i don't have arms, so i cant beat you. i dont have legs , So i cant leave you.
Girl : how can you satisfy me in bed ?
Guy : what do you think,how did i knock the door ? |
| Posted on : [22/08/2008] |
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Posted by : Ahsmal
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Mobile # :03227294652
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| Hussain sahab app k sms main Brazier ki baat hai ye to bataen k ye kiss k brazier app ki mother ya app ki sister k plz bataen |
| Posted on : [18/08/2008] |
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Posted by :EverGreensms.com
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Mobile # :03332457552
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| Mr Hussain ye ap ne brazair ki jo baat ko wo brazair kis ki apki maa ki ya behan ki |
| Posted on : [18/08/2008] |
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Posted by :EverGreensms.com
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Mobile # :03335140475
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| How to open Sex CARD....??
Open Brazier.....
Press the Nipples.....
Scratch the Pantty....
Insert Pennis......
and
A Sweet Sound AAAHH.....!!
Will conferm the Activation.....HS.....!!!! |
| Posted on : [13/08/2008] |
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Posted by :hussain
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Mobile # :0333-7151446
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| aik bcha apni maan se ( amma amma ) mene cricket khailne jana he ,
maan : beta wahaa acha sune ko nahi milta...... beta nahi main ne jana he ..... maan acha ja mar .
pehli baar.... larke ne catch chora ,
to team waloo ne kahaa .. tere baap ka land ,
larka : baap smjh main aya laikin land smjh main nahi aya ounhoon ne kahaa kai maan se poochna , ous ne maan se poocha maan ne kiya kahaa kai beta... land ( kursi ) ko kahte hain .
after one month :
ous ne aik wicket ourayi ....
team : teri maan ka bhosra .
lrka : maan ... smjh main aya laikin bhosra nahi :
team : baap se poochna ?
baap: beta bhosra ( toilt) ko kahte hai .
after 3 months :
wo larka aik ko out krta he ,
team : waah tere baap ka teri maan ko choda ,
larka : maan , baap smjh aya laikin chodna nahi ?
team : dadi he ?
larka: haan he .
team ous se poochna ke kiya hota he ye chodna ?
larke ke poochne pe dadi : beta chodna fan ko bolte hai .
after few days : ous ki bahen ko dekhne ke liye larke wale aye ...to ounhoon ne larke se poocha k beta tumhara baap kaha hai ......
larke ne bare fakher se kahaa ......
k baap gye bhosre main , tu land pe baith , or tere liye chodna on krta hoon ..... hhahahahahahahahaha. |
| Posted on : [04/07/2008] |
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Posted by :naveed ahmed
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Mobile # :0097336732205
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| Boy: Viagra ki 1 goli longa to lamba ho jaye ga,
2 longa to khambba ho jaye ga,
or agar 3 longa toh..
Girl replied: haramzaday mujhey chodna hai ya khodna hai.. |
| Posted on : [01/07/2008] |
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Posted by :Shan e Ali
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Mobile # :03334758973
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| Girlz Hostel se ek larki ne KESC ko Fone kiya or Complain ki:
"Aaj to Admi bhej do, Larkiyaan 3 din se MOMBATTI se kam chala rahi hain" |
| Posted on : [22/06/2008] |
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Posted by :Shoaib karachi85
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Mobile # :032-32566152
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| Why did the Grammar Teacher Slap SHOAIB?
BCoz, He Asked "Why is a Bra Singular when it covers Two things & Panties Plural when it covers just One thing?" |
| Posted on : [22/06/2008] |
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Posted by :Shoaib
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Mobile # :032-32566152
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| krishna kare to swami , hum kare to harami krishna kare to chamatkar, hum kare to balatkar, krishna kare to rasleela hum kare to character dilla. |
| Posted on : [13/06/2008] |
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Posted by : waqar
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Mobile # :03454749890
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| 1 Admi Apne Bete Se: Oye, Ghabra Mat Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai! Beta: Ha Papaji Class Me Miss Bhi Yahi Bolti Hai Ki Tu Kisi Janwar Ki He Aulad Hai |
| Posted on : [13/06/2008] |
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Posted by : waqar
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Mobile # :03454749890
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| Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai |
| Posted on : [05/06/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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Mobile # :03443342220
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| Ek Ameer Aadmi Ne Gareeb Aadmi Ek Swal Ki?
K Batao Sex Karne Maza Hota He Ya Phir Mehnat Hoti?
Gareeb Aadmi Ne Jawab Dia Maza Hota Agar Mehnat Hoti To Aap Jaise Ameer Aadmi Ye Kaam Bhi Hum Jaise Garebo Se Karwate. Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Posted on : [19/05/2008] |
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Posted by :Imran
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| 1 Pakistan mutth mar raha tha, 1 american bola, "what r u doing man?" Pakistani said: this is pakistani technology,, i am fucking ur wife through BLUETOOTH!! |
| Posted on : [04/05/2008] |
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Posted by : Shan e Ali
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Mobile # :03334758973
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| "Jab ai sardi to kafi hoi thanx, Sukar rahi thi phuddyan akkar rahay they lund, Ab a gyi hai garmi chali gyi thund, Khul gye bhossaray latak gye hain lund." |
| Posted on : [04/05/2008] |
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Posted by : Shan e Ali
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Mobile # :03334758973
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| A sardar trying 2 avoid doctor`s fee after eye operation by sying, i still cant see,
Dr asks a sexy nurse to undress infront of him,
he again says i cant see, Dr tell nurse to open her legs. again he says cant see, Dr, says: Madarchod agar nazar nahi a raha to ye tere lund kaisay khara hogya? |
| Posted on : [04/05/2008] |
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Posted by : Shan e Ali
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Mobile # :03334758973
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| 1 woman to 2nd.. Tumharay husband roz ghar time par a jatay hain.. akhir is ka raz kia hai?
2nd woman : raz waz koi nahi bas main ne un ko saf kah dia hai k ap ao ya na ao.. sex theek 9pm par start ho jaye ga. |
| Posted on : [04/05/2008] |
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Posted by : Shan e Ali
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Mobile # :03334758973
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| Sardar to carpenter.. Bed mazboot banana mera beta meri baho ko choday ga to kahin toot na jaye.
Carpenter: Fikar na karo sardar je aisa mazboot banaon ga k sara muhalla mil k bhi ap ko baho ko choday ga to bhi nahi totay ga. |
| Posted on : [04/05/2008] |
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Posted by : Shan e Ali
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Mobile # :03334758973
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| mohabbat karny k kuch aadab huwa karty hain,
jagti aankhon mein b kuch khwab huwa karty hain,
ye zarori tu nahi k har koe ro kar dikaey,
khushk aankhon mein b selab huwa karty hain... |
| Posted on : [17/04/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| Aik Bohray Admi Nay Wheat Cloor Ki Qamiz Our Red Cloor Ki Longi Pheni Howi Thi Wo Aik School Kay Samny Say Guzra To Baccon Nay Kha (RED& WHEAT) Bohdy Admi Ko Gussa AA gia Baccon Nay Peheer Kha ( Red&Wheat)Ab Bohry Admi ko Our Goussa Aya Our Rock Kar Longi outar Kar Bolta Hi KING SISE FILTER........ King SiSE FILTER..........KING SISE FILTER... |
| Posted on : [25/03/2008] |
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Posted by : Mohammad Saleem
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Mobile # :00971504974025
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| wife; pehle tum roz karte the phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho.....kyu?
hasband; pehle teri esi thi{}
phir esi howi{ }
aur ab esi hai { }
ab kya karon esi {} ki talash me dar dar ki tohkraen kha raha hon |
| Posted on : [07/03/2008] |
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Posted by :prince asif
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Mobile # :03007720382
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