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Customer: ye cow kitne ki hai?
Co
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Customer: ye cow kitne ki hai?
Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal me 1 bacha deti hai.
Customer: or ye cow kitne ki h?
Cow sa >>  |
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pajaamay
pajaamay main meray
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pajaamay
pajaamay main meray
yeh kia ho raha hai
chota tha pehlay
bara ho raha hai
yoon tou hai yeh
moghazz >> |
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( 6 )
STEEL MILL mai kisi ne phone kiya
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STEEL MILL mai kisi ne phone kiya
Managr:HELLO
admi:SARIYA Hai?
Mngr:HAN HE
Admi:GAAND MEN LELO
PHONE CUT NEXT DAY >> |
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( 7 )
PIA ki flight me Captain ann0uncement k
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PIA ki flight me Captain ann0uncement k baad mic Off karna bh0oL gaya ..
Captain ne apne co-piL0t d0st se kaha: Abi me 1 cup c0ffee piyunga, ph >> |
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barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
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barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,
to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya
kay neend may ap ki ya >> |
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( 10 )
Aik larki umbraila mechanic k pass gai o
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| Aik larki umbraila mechanic k pass gai or kha k umbraila theek ker do mechanic ne kha " ooper se kaprra hatana parray ga ,nichey se dand lagana paray >> |
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( 11 )
Aik sardar ji ne apny boss ko phone kiya
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Aik sardar ji ne apny boss ko phone kiya aur kaha...
"Boss aj maira mood acha nahi hai.. iss liye mai aj office nahi asakta"
Boss ne jaw >> |
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( 12 )
Aik larki apny honymoon k baad jab wapis
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Aik larki apny honymoon k baad jab wapis ayee to bahut thakki howi thi...aur mood off tha...
uss ki aik sahaili ne poocha...
"khair to h >> |
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( 13 )
Aik admi jab apni nokrani k sath sex kar
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Aik admi jab apni nokrani k sath sex kar raha tha to baray josh mai uss se kaha ..
"Nida tum mairi biwi se zyada khubsoorat aur sexy ho.."
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( 14 )
mera name kanwal hai i am frm jhelum aur
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| mera name kanwal hai i am frm jhelum aur mein sexy boys se baatein karna chahti hoon koi hai maan ka laal jo mere sath challenge k sath sexy batein ka >> |
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hay everbody ,,,i want to share some lus
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| hay everbody ,,,i want to share some lusty news for you ,,,i live in nazimabad and i want ot see those guy who belong to rich ,,,becoz i have 2 cousi >> |
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Girl:
Darling!
Tum Nay Muj
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Girl:
Darling!
Tum Nay Mujh May Kia Dekh K Mujh Say Piyar Kia?
Boy:
Darling!
Abhi Dekha Kahan Hay…
Sub Kuch >> |
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( 21 )
Ganguly to his wife during sex- PITCH is
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Ganguly to his wife during sex- PITCH is dry, Grass not cut, Slow outfield.
Wife (Dona) replies- Nonsense!!! Inzamaam scored century on the sam >> |
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( 22 )
Grl :Mera b0yfriend kab sudhry ga?
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Grl :Mera b0yfriend kab sudhry ga?
Baba :usko lai ho?
Grl : nai
Baba : k0i baat nai
Apni Brazier kh0lo
Grl : Q?
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( 23 )
Boy Frnd: Kash me tere haseen BOOBS ka B
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Boy Frnd: Kash me tere haseen BOOBS ka BRAZER hota teri BREASTS se chipka hota
Girl Frnd: Me kisi or se DABWA rhi hoti or tu khirki pe latka ho >> |
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( 24 )
Miss bachon se..
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Miss bachon se..
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Shor matt kro warna khara kr don gi..
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Sub bachy..
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Miss pah >> |
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( 27 )
mujhe aik ache aur strong boy friend ki
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mujhe aik ache aur strong boy friend ki talash hai jo ke meri barsoon ki piyaas ko bujha sake my cell number is
03343133942 and 03422711791 hin >> |
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( 30 )
3 batain hamesha yad rakho
1-mach
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3 batain hamesha yad rakho
1-machli aur bachi khud pakar k khao to maza hai
2-lun aur qanoon kabhi hath me na lo
3-nokri aur tato >> |
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