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Sexy Adult SMS and Messages

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wife; pehle tum roz karte the phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho.....kyu? hasband; pehle teri esi thi{} phir esi howi{ } aur ab esi hai { } ab kya karon esi {} ki talash me dar dar ki tohkraen kha raha hon

Posted on : [07/03/2008]

Posted by :prince asif

Mobile # :03007720382

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A NuN goes for a urine test & by mistake the sample got mixed up. The doctor told the Nun she was pregnant. She cried out " we can`t even trust CANDLES now :)

Posted on : [02/02/2008]

Posted by :haiz

Mobile # :03009686691

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IMRAN KHAN ASKS JEMIMA ON THEIR FIRST NIGHT DARLING DID U LIKE MY SHOT BETWEEN THE TWO FINE LEGS? SHE SAID IT WAS A GOOD SHOT BUT U R NOT THE OPENING BATSMAN

Posted on : [02/02/2008]

Posted by :hafiz

Mobile # :03009686691

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A Little girl asked a call girl Annty you have a car Bangloo and a bank balance what's your business Call girl said kuch nahi bus chota sa " Hole sale " ka business hay

Posted on : [30/01/2008]

Posted by :qamar

Mobile # :03007903665

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1 chor eik ghar main chori karnay gaya wahan per osay 1 aadmi nay pakar kar nache gera deya aur appnay bete se bola beta is ke gand mar Beta: try karne laga, aur bola papa is ke buhat tight hay abdar nahi ja raha hay. Bap Bola jaa andar se churri la kar chera de kar khol de Chor Bola: Bhai sahab thook laa kar check te karo

Posted on : [30/01/2008]

Posted by :qamar

Mobile # :03007903665

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1 call girl subah subah naha dho kar, appni panty main agarbitti ghuma rahi thi, dosre nay pocha ye keya kar rahi ho woh boli dukan kholnay ka time ho gaya hay

Posted on : [30/01/2008]

Posted by :qamar

Mobile # :03007903665

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Wo mangti the mein deta na tha, jawab us k sawaloo ka. Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya, hath se phool gulab ka. Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay jab under jata hay, kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.

Posted on : [26/01/2008]

Posted by :ABID

Mobile # :0321-9472352

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Posted on : [22/01/2008]

Posted by :kitchenday

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Posted on : [20/01/2008]

Posted by :haji

Mobile # :0333-7053724

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hi sexy u sexy ho u r sexy i know u r sexy plz sexy only u girls heloo call sms me 03465259959

Posted on : [13/01/2008]

Posted by :dil ha tumhara

Mobile # :03465259959

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Sabhi jazbat,khilat badal jate hain

youn muhabbat main yeh din raat badal jate hain

piyar to unko bhi hum he hai magr jane kion?

hm karain baat to wo baat badal jate hain

aarzo to hai k izhar e muhabbat kr don

lafaz chunta hoon to lamhat badal jate hain

kitni nafrat thi kbhi ehley muhabbat se?

ho muhabbat to khilaat badal jate hain

aik sa waqt muhabbat main kahan rehta hai

gardish e waqt se halaat badal jate hain

Posted on : [11/12/2007]

Posted by :saif

Mobile # :+923216787268

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Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ? Husband :Pehle teri aisee thee {} Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon

Posted on : [22/11/2007]

Posted by : WAQAS

Mobile # :0343-2060551

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ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha. ek admi bola helmit to utaro. pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay kia ?

Posted on : [22/11/2007]

Posted by : WAQAS

Mobile # :0343-2060551

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aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha....... Larai nichli gali main hoti hai Pakray hum jatay hain...!!!

Posted on : [22/11/2007]

Posted by : WAQAS

Mobile # :0343-2060551

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SARDAR NE APNI BIWI KO PEHLE DIN DIVORSE KION DI? COZ ,AT 1st NITE SARDAR SAW HER WIFE"S PANTY IT WAS WRITTEN "CHECKED AND TESTED BY SYED AND BROTHERS"

Posted on : [22/11/2007]

Posted by : WAQAS

Mobile # :0343-2060551

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1 Andhi larki pehli dafa sex karwa rahi thi, jab maza aya tu poocha "yeh neechay kia latak raha hai?" Larka: Yeh tattay hain. Andhi: Yeh Andar nahi dalnay? Larka: nahi ye bahir hi rahtay hain Andhi: "Khayal kerna, andhi mohtaaj ka haq na kha na

Posted on : [22/11/2007]

Posted by : WAQAS

Mobile # :0343-2060551

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Do doston ki biwian driving seekh rahi thee 1)Yaar meri biwi tou sote sote gari chalati hai, neend main bhi mera pakar k gear badalti hai 2)Yaar meray wali tou neend mein tangein khol k bolti hai 500 ka dal do

Posted on : [22/11/2007]

Posted by : WAQAS

Mobile # :0343-2060551

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4 facts 1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain 2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do. 3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati 4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain

Posted on : [22/11/2007]

Posted by : WAQAS

Mobile # :0343-2060551

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conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga! lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai! conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

Posted on : [22/11/2007]

Posted by : WAQAS

Mobile # :0343-2060551

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Girl:Amma fauji aa raha hai. Amma: Andar aja in logo ki niyat achchi nahi hoti. Girl:amma fauji sardar hai. Amma:phir to bakri ko bhi andar le aa

Posted on : [22/11/2007]

Posted by : WAQAS

Mobile # :0343-2060551

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auraat k doodh k 5 faiday hain; boil karna nahi parta , cat chora nahi sakti, har mard ki pasand, kubsurat paking main aik k sath dosra free

Posted on : [22/11/2007]

Posted by : WAQAS