( 1 )
GOLD-LEAF…
G=get
O=one
|
GOLD-LEAF…
G=get
O=one
L=lady
D=daily
L=Love
E=Enjoy
A=And
F=Fuck
Yeh s >>  |
| added in category |
| |
( 2 )
Load shedding ki musibat.
Ek admi
|
Load shedding ki musibat.
Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya.
darwaza knock kia.
Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haa >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 3 )
MAHA ko dieting ka shoq hua,mom Le i suf
|
MAHA ko dieting ka shoq hua,mom Le i sufi,sufi pe atmad jo tha,suba hui to na sufi tha na maha
.
3 sal bad maha mili,sath habib or sulta >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 4 )
Sardar had a baby,
.
Sarda
|
Sardar had a baby,
.
Sardar; Bilkul meri jesi ankhyn hyn "choti choti"
.
meri jesi nak hy "choti si"
.
Wife >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 6 )
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
|
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hot >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 10 )
Lady1: Tu har saal pregnant hoti thi, ab
|
Lady1: Tu har saal pregnant hoti thi, ab 3 saal ho gay koee bacha naheen kiyun?
lady 2: jab say unhoon nay retairment li hay voh ghar p >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 12 )
MITHU G K ACCIDENT MAY DO HOONT CUT GAY.
|
| MITHU G K ACCIDENT MAY DO HOONT CUT GAY.DOCTOR SAB NAY PLASTIC SURGERY KA MASHWARA DIA .DUBLAY PATLAY THEY CHANDA(BIWI) NAY APNA MAS DIA.TANDRUST HO K >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 13 )
Ek nurse ka rishta aata hai.
lurk
|
Ek nurse ka rishta aata hai.
lurke ka baap kahta hai HAMARA LUrKA TO HIRA HAI SARKARI NAwKRI HAI
DUS HAZAAR TANKHA HAI AUR UPER SE SAAT >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 14 )
Larke ne sex start kiya to larki boli- D
|
Larke ne sex start kiya to larki boli- Dard ho raha hai,
Larka - bus tum 10 tak gino ..mai nikal dunga,,,
Larki...1,2 aaah,3,4,5 ufff ma >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 15 )
An actress being fucked by a producer wi
|
| An actress being fucked by a producer widout using a condom saying that she has 2 play the role of a Pregnant lady in his next film! >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 16 )
Khussra wanted to join indian army and a
|
| Khussra wanted to join indian army and after medical check up the doctor said that u r rejected bcoz u dont have LUN. Khussara answered : ooyyyee tuss >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 17 )
Larki apni saheli se:
Tera shohar
|
Larki apni saheli se:
Tera shohar dosri shadi kr raha hai, tujhe koi Aitraz nahi?
Saheli:
nahi, wo larki China ki hai, zy >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 18 )
Sardar ji k khait ke tamatar bohat laal
|
Sardar ji k khait ke tamatar bohat laal hote thay
Sardra g k khait main tomatoes baht red they. Parosan ne waja pochi!
Parosan ne poocha >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 19 )
Indian:Hmary Mulk Me TajMahal h Lekn Usk
|
Indian:Hmary Mulk Me TajMahal h Lekn Uske Andr Parinda b par Nhi Mar Skta
Misar(Egypt):Hmary Mulk me Itna Husn h lekn kisi Lrki ko koi >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 20 )
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two da
|
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to a >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 21 )
Jo mila aurat ko mila!!
Hont mila
|
Jo mila aurat ko mila!!
Hont milay chuswany ko,
Mammay milay dabwanay ko,
Phuddi mili chudwanay ko.
Aur apko kia m >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 22 )
A man was traveling in a train with 3 ba
|
A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
WOMAN:kya ya ap ka babies hain
man: nahi g ,ma aik condom factory ma job karta ho ya custom >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 23 )
Any girl or lady want to completely sati
|
| Any girl or lady want to completely satisfy their partner in sex then contact me, mera dawa hay k mard aap ka ghulam ban k rahay ga, boys can also con >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 28 )
would u like 2 ADULT friend ship wid me
|
would u like 2 ADULT friend ship wid me ON SMS 2 SMS GIVING AND TAKE 03333055064
would u like 2 ADULT friend ship wid me ON SMS 2 SMS G >> |
| added in category |
| |
( 29 )
Story...
2 choozon ko apa
|
Story...
2 choozon ko apas me pyar ho gaya..
Pyar umar k sath sath barhta chala gaya..
Aur jab dono baray >> |
| added in category |
| |
Read new/updated Sexy Adult sms. No doubt, its biggest collection of Sexy Adult mobile messages on internet. You can subscribe Sexy Adult sms and get newly added sms to your email as well.
 |
