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(1) 03313778467
Pathan narg
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Pathan nargis se: kitne payse logi?
Nargis: bed pe 500
sofe pe 200
zamin pe 100
Pathan ne 500 die..
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(2) 03313778467
Shair sun g
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Shair sun gando
Dil se dil mila lena
jan se jan mila lena
jb bi mere yaad aye to rona nahi bhosrikeee
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(3) 03313778467
Kon kehta h
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Kon kehta hai latkne se qad lamba hota hai FARAZ
agr aesa hota to TATTE sbse ziadah lambe hote.. >>
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(4) 03313778467
Ek train ma
03313778467
Ek train main aurat apne bache ko doodh pila rahi thi
Pathan usko daikh kar bola: Shukar karo baji aapka apna intizam hai.wa >>
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(5) 03313778467
Jub hum ped
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Jub hum peda howe to nange the or cheeken mar rahe the
mgr ab hum nangen hoten hain to koi aur cheeken marta hai..
Mo >>
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(6) 03313778467
Faraz ko na
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Faraz ko nahate howe apni mehbooba yaad a gai to shair arz kia..
Dil main hai tmhara aks or hath main hai naya lux
Tm >>
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(7) 03313778467
Main ne aap
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Main ne aapki leni chahe mgr aapne na di
Tajveez
Main ne aapko dena chaha mgr aapne nahi lia
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(8) 03313778467
Teacher: he
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Teacher: he gives me 14 and 15 rupees,isko urdu main translate karo?
Girl Sharmate howe: usne mjhe choda aur pandra ropay di >>
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(9) 03313778467
Biwi ko khu
03313778467
Biwi ko khush rkhne ke kuch rules:
1.apni wife ki har rz leni chaye
khabar
2.uske pakar kr bar bar c >>
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(10) 03313778467
mother: bet
03313778467
mother: beti ab tum 16 saal ki ho gai ho,waqt a gaya hai sex ke bare main janne ka...
beti: G ammi poochen kia poochna hai.. >>
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(11) Udas chehray pay lab silay hoa
Udas chehray pay lab silay hoay keun hain
Ye teri palkoon pay ansoo rukay hoay keun hain
Hamary ghar to andheroon ka raaj hai lekan
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(12) Zikr shab-e-firaaq se wehshat
Zikr shab-e-firaaq se wehshat usay bhi thi,
Meri tarha kisi se mohabbat usay bhi thi >>
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(13) Wo Umer Bhar Ki Mohabbat Ka Sa
Wo Umer Bhar Ki Mohabbat Ka Saath Kiya De Ga
Faraz,
Jis Ne Package Hote Howe Bhi Sms Krna Chor Diya.!! >>
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(14) Aik Shaksh ne apne Punjabi dos
Aik Shaksh ne apne Punjabi dost se!
Yar jab tum apni BV k sath Hum SEX keya karo to
apne >>
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(15) Girl: Tum ne kabhi mammay choo
Girl: Tum ne kabhi mammay choose hain?
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(16) Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumh
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
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(17) Husband To Wife � Sex H
Husband To Wife � Sex Ho Jaye?
Wife Says � No.
Husband � Diamond Je >>
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(18) Ek Ladka Apne Baap Ko Viagra K
Ek Ladka Apne Baap Ko Viagra Ki Ek Goli Toffee Mein Daal Ke Deta Hai
Aur Kehta Hai: �Daddy Sone Se Pehle Kha Len >>
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(19) Bacha Apne Daddy Se: �P
Bacha Apne Daddy Se: �Papa Aunty Ka Pet Kyu Phoola Hua Hai?�
Daddy: �Chal Bhag Sale Tujhse Sab Pat >>
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(20) Santa Chemist Shop Pe Gaya Aur
Santa Chemist Shop Pe Gaya Aur Bola:
�Bhai Sahib Ek Condom Dena Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Ko Gift Dena Hai�
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(21) Zindagi main kbhi haar na mano
Zindagi main kbhi haar na mano
apni life main itna agey barho
itna agey barho
K aagey wal >>
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(22) Diye jalane ki rasmein bht poo
Diye jalane ki rasmein bht poorani hain
Faraz
Hamare gathring main to log 1 dosre ki Ga >>
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(23) What is the diffrence between
What is the diffrence between "DOST" nd "SATHI"
1. dost musibat main kaam ata hai,Sathi musibat aney hi nahi deta..
2. d >>
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(24) Main tmse kuch nahi kehna chah
Main tmse kuch nahi kehna chahta faqat itne guzarish hai...
Bhosri k msg q nahi krta tere gand main kia kharish hai.. >>
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(25) Girl professor se: Sir main ku
Girl professor se: Sir main kuch bi karongi bus mjhe pass kardo.
Prof: kuch bi
Girl: haan
Prof: to jao au >>
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(26) Mandir ki deewar pe likha tha:
Mandir ki deewar pe likha tha:
agr gunah krke thak gae hoto ander a jao
Neeche Lipstick se 1 larki likh >>
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(27) The A.B.C of boobs
The A.B.C of boobs
A Azaad Mammay
B Baray mamme
C choosne wale mammay
D doodh wale mammay< >>
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(28) Humne unse poocha Guthli wala
Humne unse poocha Guthli wala Aam kahan mile ga
Faraz
Unhone kamre main ja kar apna Brazier utaar dia.. >>
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(29) 1st lady to 2nd lady:
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1st lady to 2nd lady:
aapke husband roz time par kese a jaten hain
2nd lady:
Maine unhe kehdia CHUDAI the >>
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(30) Gurbat ki inteha:
Gurbat ki inteha:
Bv apney shohar ka condom see rahi thi
Be-rozgari ki inteha:
Randi ki phuddi main jalay >>
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