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O ! oh
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Teacher: sab se ziada calcium kis "doodh" me hota hy?

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1 aurat najumi se, kia mere haath mei do
1 aurat najumi se, kia mere haath mei dolat ki lakir hy?



Najomi



Yes ap k pas dolat ki do lakire hy 1



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Aftr Suhag raat







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Beta p
Baap: Quaide azam kon thy?

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girl in bed says: Jija jii main aap ki biwi nahi sali hoon RADHA!!!



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Similarities of BRA & BAR.

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2)Both are drinking zone.



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1 totla auto driver 3 girls ko leja raha
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Girl: Mjy tennis khailna sikhao.
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ek bache ne Nurse se kaha mae ap k sath
ek bache ne Nurse se kaha mae ap k sath so jao,

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B 4 buri p
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