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H : hey ! mat karo
O ! oh
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H : hey ! mat karo
O ! oh ! na dabaoo
N ! nipple dukhti he
E ! itna lamba
Y ! ye dalo gay< >>  |
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Teacher: sab se ziada calcium kis "doodh
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Teacher: sab se ziada calcium kis "doodh" me hota hy?
Boy: 18 sal ki larki K doodh me Q K ispe moo lagao to jism K un hison me B jan ajati hy j >> |
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Aftr Suhag raat
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Aftr Suhag raat
Sardar wife se:
Tumhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef
To nh >> |
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TENDULKER.wife k sath sex karte hue:
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TENDULKER.wife k sath sex karte hue:
Darling pitch sahi nhi Ghas buhat hai
shots nahi lag rahay,
Wife:Jhoot mat bolo
abhi >> |
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( 8 )
Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai
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Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha,
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai??
4 larkian >> |
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( 10 )
Baap: Quaide azam kon thy?
Beta p
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Baap: Quaide azam kon thy?
Beta pata nhi?
Baap: School jao tu pata chale na.
Beta: Zulfi uncle kon hein?
Baap: Pata nai
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( 12 )
A man jumps into bed & starts sex.
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A man jumps into bed & starts sex.
girl in bed says: Jija jii main aap ki biwi nahi sali hoon RADHA!!!
Man: ab kahan ki >> |
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Sardar Ek Din Ek Nurse Ke Saath Sex Kar
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Sardar Ek Din Ek Nurse Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Thha
Nurse Chilayi Ki Dard Ho Raha Hai
Sardar: “, Khud Vahan Injection Lagati Hai Jahan Soo >> |
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( 14 )
COURT mai talaak ke time....
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COURT mai talaak ke time....
husband:- me SEXULLY apni biwi se khush nahi hoon..
WIFE:- HARAMKhOR sara mohalla k >> |
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( 15 )
Beta Apne Papa Se Bara Khush Hokar Bola:
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Beta Apne Papa Se Bara Khush Hokar Bola: “Papa Ji Aaj Se School Main Ek Period Sex Education Ka Bhi Shuru Ho Gaya Hai”
Baap: “Beta Ye To Bahut >> |
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( 16 )
Always Love Wife,
No Life Without
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Always Love Wife,
No Life Without Wife,
Wife Se Pyar Karo,
Wife K Wafadar &
Imaandar Raho
Yeh Mat Socho K
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( 17 )
Similarities of BRA & BAR.
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Similarities of BRA & BAR.
1)Both have same alphabets.
2)Both are drinking zone.
3)Both have restricted t >> |
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Shohar:- Ye lo, Sara din riksha chalaya,
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Shohar:- Ye lo, Sara din riksha chalaya,400 kamaya aur 350 ka tail lag gaya.
Wife:- Ye lo 1 ghanta din ka lagaya 5000 kamaya aur 1 Qatra tail k >> |
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( 20 )
Teacher class main apne baby ko FEED kar
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Teacher class main apne baby ko FEED karwate huye boli:
Ale Ale mela beta doodh pe k doctor banega.
Student: Miss thora humien bhi pila >> |
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Girl: Mjy tennis khailna sikhao.
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Girl: Mjy tennis khailna sikhao.
Coach: Ok, Racket ko bilkul aise pakro jaise ye tmhare boy frnd ka Lun ho.
Girl: OK…
Coach: Oho >> |
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( 22 )
Bhega sa lagta hay aalum tumhe.
B
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Bhega sa lagta hay aalum tumhe.
Bhegi si lagti hay subha tumhe.
Bhega lag raha hay sara jahan tumhe.
Uth jao Bhosri k “EHTLAAM” h >> |
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( 23 )
AGAR oven men sandwich jall jae
Y
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AGAR oven men sandwich jall jae
Ya GIRL FRIEND pregnant hojae
tu 1 he khyal ata he…..
kASH 1mint pehle nikal lya hota…. >> |
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( 24 )
Meera nai suicide ka plan banaya or
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Meera nai suicide ka plan banaya or
railway line pe dono taangen khol kar
late gai.
Next day GEO per khabar aayi:
Shalimar >> |
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( 26 )
Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore
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Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi ye >> |
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Sardar: Ek white colour ka condom dena.<
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Sardar: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Sardar: Parosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai... >> |
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Wife: Thora aram se karo Express chala r
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Wife: Thora aram se karo Express chala rahe ho.
Husband: To kiya Mallgaari chalaon?
Itne main munna bed se gir jata hai aur bolta hai.> |
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( 29 )
1 bhoot ne shaytan ki khidmat ki .
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1 bhoot ne shaytan ki khidmat ki .
shaytan: Mang kia chahye
Bhoot: Mujhe Kubsurat larkion ka khon chusna hai
shayatn ne usy " AL >> |
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( 30 )
A 4 achi phudi
B 4 buri p
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A 4 achi phudi
B 4 buri phudi
C 4 choti phudi
D 4 dongi phudi
E 4 electric phudi
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