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| auraat k doodh k 5 faiday hain;
boil karna nahi parta ,
cat chora nahi sakti,
har mard ki pasand,
kubsurat paking main aik k sath dosra free |
| Posted on : [22/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0343-2060551
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| girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati
hai par ap ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere
bap ne baja baja kar kharab kardi. |
| Posted on : [22/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0343-2060551
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| Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ......
That makes him big and strong |
| Posted on : [22/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0343-2060551
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| A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.
who opens her heart recives love.
who opens her legs recieves happines |
| Posted on : [22/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0343-2060551
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| Husband ne bola wife ko good night,
Wife boli aise kese good night
Pehle karo off light, Phir kero lund tight
Phir Karo choot se fight, Phir nikalo White White |
| Posted on : [22/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0343-2060551
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| One day grl asked mom.
Girl: Ma yeh Lund kya hota hai?
Maa: Jab tu bari ho ker achi beti banegi to tujhe b 1 milega
Beti: agar me buri bani?
Maa: to bohot sare milenge! |
| Posted on : [22/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0343-2060551
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| aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh ke so gaya.
thori dair baad biwi boli:
khan ji! meri taangon ke beech main sorakh hai
pathan bola: tabhi main soch raha hoon ke ye thandi hawa kahan se aa rahi hai |
| Posted on : [22/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0343-2060551
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| Sardar ko uski wife ne apne boobs suck kerne ko kaha,
Sardar thodi der chusne k baad ronay laga..
Sardarni, "Kya hua?"
Sardar:Maa ki yaad agaye.... |
| Posted on : [22/11/2007] |
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Posted by : WAQAS
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Mobile # :0343-2060551
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| Ak aurat rukshey main bhaitey hoe thi
Khada lga tu boli driver rukshaw ahista chalo mere malte hil rahe hain
Driver bola bibi g tu mere kela bhi hil rha hai |
| Posted on : [19/11/2007] |
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Posted by :M.Salman
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Mobile # :03228066044
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| shan having sex with rema:
rema:arey shan teri lully pe to "aids" likha hai.
shan:mann ki lauri khara tu honey dey "aids" nahi "adidas" likha hai. |
| Posted on : [07/11/2007] |
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Posted by :a.rahman
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Mobile # :0346-5982616
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| Breaking news.]
Aaj temperature 42'C rahay ga
lihaza collages ki larkion say
guzarish hai kay apnay brazer main
baraf rakh lain doodh kharab honay ka khatra hay |
| Posted on : [02/11/2007] |
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Posted by : waqas
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Mobile # :03027431206
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| SEX is the game, Love is a name, Forget the name ...... Lets PLAY the game.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,when a man puts his location in a woman's destination,do U understand the explination or would U like a demonstration
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Searching(sex)......Done...Everybody is having sex at this very moment....Wait a sec...There is only one sucker reading this message!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your legs and whats in between.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning...You have now become unnecessary.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex? ................................. no?...................................... Bungler !
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh......ohh......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good!
mmmm ......................That's how we sex on text.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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