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| Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh......ohh......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good!
mmmm ......................That's how we sex on text.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you are horny, call me.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................ They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| vWhy does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| What you never want to hear while having good sex?? ............. "Honey, I am home!"
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| What does position 68 mean........You are doing me and I owe you one!!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| you do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| What did Eva shout when she wanted to have SEX ?? ............. ADAM WHERE ARE YOU !!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Sex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| What is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a REAL PRICK!!!!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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