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A judge charged Rs.1102 fine to an accus
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A judge charged Rs.1102 fine to an accused for RAPE.
Accused asked why Rs.1102?
Judge replied: Rs.1000 for Rape & 10.2% entertainment ta >>  |
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A girl is said to be grown
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A girl is said to be grown
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when he starts remov >> |
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Lun aur Zuban
* Dono mein
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Lun aur Zuban
* Dono mein haddi nahi hoti
* Dono per kaabu rakhna mushkil hai
* Dono se raal tapakti hai< >> |
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Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je
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Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay
Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To
App ki B.V >> |
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( 8 )
FARAZ ko Nahatey huey Apni Mahbooba Yaad
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FARAZ ko Nahatey huey Apni Mahbooba Yaad agai to Farmany lga:
Dil me hy Tumhara Aks or Hath me hy Sabun LUX,
Tumhara Khayal aata raha or >> |
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Husband wife talaaq ka baad:
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Husband wife talaaq ka baad:
Husband : Bacha mera hai...
Wife: Wah jee Wah!
Bartan mera,
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ek din tarzan
sary kapray utar
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ek din tarzan
sary kapray utar
deta ha
janwar usay deakh kar haste hain
Tarzan;
tm sab has kuyon rahe ho
ja >> |
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Aurat doctor se: mera pati mujh se sex n
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Aurat doctor se: mera pati mujh se sex nhi krta.
doctor: ye 1 goli roz khilana.
aurat ne 1 goli pati ko di to rat ko pati ne sex kia,
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( 13 )
mouse fucking an elephant in coconut far
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mouse fucking an elephant in coconut farm, a coconut falls on elephants head
Elephant: “Ouch“
Mouse: “Ouch vouch kuch nahi gaandu, apna >> |
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( 14 )
aik jungle mein hum jinsparasti ki aadat
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| aik jungle mein hum jinsparasti ki aadat shuroo ho jati hay. tamam jungle k female janwar badshah (sher) k pas jatay hain aur majra sunatay hain. sher >> |
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( 15 )
Filmi names of penis
1-2yrs ankur
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Filmi names of penis
1-2yrs ankur
3-5yrs masoom
6-8yrs parwarish
9-15yrs pariwartan
16-20yrs pyaasa
21-35yrs >> |
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Larka:
Molana Sb, Larki k sath so
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Larka:
Molana Sb, Larki k sath sona haram hay?
Molvi:
Beta Bat Haram ya Hala ki nai hay.
Masla to yeh hay k tum l >> |
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Biwi : Aaj main brazer badal rahi thi to
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Biwi : Aaj main brazer badal rahi thi to aik larka mujhay daikh raha tha.
Shohar: phir tum nay kiya kiya?
Biwi: mujhay sharam ayi main n >> |
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( 21 )
1 totli larki apna suit rangwanay gae or
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1 totli larki apna suit rangwanay gae or rang walay ko kaha,
lun walaymelay is chut main aisa lun dalna k chut phat jaye magal lun na n >> |
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Salam to all friends i am Sahil sheikh F
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| Salam to all friends i am Sahil sheikh From Karachi, i am a new user and i want a sincer friend so plz reply me on my Mobile and u can mail me also on >> |
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( 24 )
Aik dafa aik gaon mein police a gai ,lar
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| Aik dafa aik gaon mein police a gai ,larki bhagti hui ghar aei aur apni maan se kaha amman gaon mein police aai hai, maan ne kaha beti andar aa jao po >> |
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( 25 )
Larki: Interview Dene Gaye.
Boss:
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Larki: Interview Dene Gaye.
Boss: Batao wo kon si cheez hay jis k 2 wheel hotay hain.
Larki: Motor Cycle
Boss: Nahi, Honda Motor >> |
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( 26 )
A fat electrician while having sex asks
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A fat electrician while having sex asks his wife: Bolo preeto tumhe kya ghum hai?
Wife: Sirtaj Load zyada aur Voltage kam hai..... >> |
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( 27 )
nipple nipple little star
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nipple nipple little star
can i fuck you in my car
up above the boobs so high
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( 29 )
Aik sardarni dosri sardarni se:
"
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Aik sardarni dosri sardarni se:
"Jab tujhy talaq howi thi to taira aik bacha tha... jab keh aj mai daikh rahi hoo
keh tairy 3 bachy hai >> |
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Aik bohat hi bhola bhala larka ki shadi
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Aik bohat hi bhola bhala larka ki shadi ho gai. He dont know what to do with wife at night.
Us na apna ik dost sa pocha k kia karo?
He r >> |
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