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Husband- oh yeh roz raat ko condom use k
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Husband- oh yeh roz raat ko condom use karte karte mai pareshan ho gaya hoon
Wife- aakhir mein aap to bahut befkoof nikle- lamination >>  |
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( 4 )
Bemaar shoher apni biwi se kahney laga..
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Bemaar shoher apni biwi se kahney laga....."Aisa kroo mujhey kissi
achey se janweroon ke doctor ( Veterinary ) ke pass le chloo." Begum
>> |
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( 5 )
Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kar
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Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
>> |
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( 6 )
Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota...
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Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota...
Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota...
condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time
LORAY >> |
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( 7 )
Aik larki Plastic surgeon ke pas ja ker
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Aik larki Plastic surgeon ke pas ja ker kehti hey,"Dr saab
meri ass ke qarib aik aur hole ker du".
Surgeon herangi sey pochta hey, woh >> |
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( 8 )
1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekh
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1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2
din
baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ? Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minu >> |
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( 9 )
Scene
WIFE:
Pechay Nahi Aa
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Scene
WIFE:
Pechay Nahi Aage se daalte hain
Husband:
Tumhen
Kaise pata?
WIFE:
Mera d >> |
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( 10 )
Munda U.K tu apni Maa nu phone karda a:
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| Munda U.K tu apni Maa nu phone karda a: Maa menu Aids ho gaya a!!!!!Maa kehndi puttr India na ayin nai te kam khrab ho jao!!!Munde ne puchya O kida?Ma >> |
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( 11 )
Pathan : Wilayeti Condom hay?
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Pathan : Wilayeti Condom hay?
Dukandar : Size Bataoo...??????????
Patan: Size tu naheen pata
Dukandar: sa >> |
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( 12 )
Life Of Woman Revolves Around Clothes
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Life Of Woman Revolves Around Clothes
Morning---Washing Clothes
NOON---Drying Clothes
EVENING---Ironing Clothes
NIGHT---Op >> |
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SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako a
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SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDA >> |
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( 15 )
Two friends:
- Tonight I am going
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Two friends:
- Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
- Of course! How many people are >> |
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Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that
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Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a
peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No, its sal >> |
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Boy to girl: can i touch ur software. Gi
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Boy to girl: can i touch ur software. Girl: first show me ur hardware.
Boy: should i install it in ur system? gils: cover it with antivirus & t >> |
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Door gaon mein ek basti thi,
Waha
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Door gaon mein ek basti thi,
Wahan ki larkiyan bahut sasti thi,
Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi,
Jitna dalo utna hasti thi., >> |
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( 21 )
Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..
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| Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai… Ye hamari Soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye Aap ka Veham h >> |
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( 23 )
Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi
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Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roz "ABBORTION" karana parta >> |
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Thought for the happy life: bv agar husb
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Thought for the happy life: bv agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi… do char ghar aur pakar Lene cha >> |
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( 27 )
Dr: zor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, au
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Dr: zor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, aur Lambi then a sound came “khatak”
Dr: Oh! lagata hai aapka rib fracture hai.
Lady: Chup raho, m >> |
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( 28 )
Ek larki ki t-shirt pe likha tha “93.5 R
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Ek larki ki t-shirt pe likha tha “93.5 Red FM”
To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - -------------------------------------------------------- >> |
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