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| Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise??
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at different places.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow !
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?...For the mussels need to be able to open.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON'T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH.
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy !
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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