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| I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy !
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!
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| Posted on : [08/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck you, dont feel shy.
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the louder the scream,louder the scream the better the fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck.
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits!
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow".dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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Who dares wins :) - I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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What a girl wants? A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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