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A girl to black boy: Tum itne kaale kyon
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A girl to black boy: Tum itne kaale kyon ho?
Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumhare baap ka kya jaata hai?
Girl: Agar mere baap ka gaya h >>  |
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Memon: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi k
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Memon: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaara? Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai.
Doc: Hum nasbandi tomra kiya hoon pura Karachi ka nahi >> |
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Ik badmaash ik kuri nu chak ke lai janda
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Ik badmaash ik kuri nu chak ke lai janda hai te rape karna shuru kar dinda hai.
Karda karda ruk jaanda hai te kehnda hai: Hun dass kithe hai te >> |
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Larki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities
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Larki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh zyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone >> |
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Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No
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Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein ‘Always Wear Condom’ ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke >> |
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Boy: If I press your boobs & run, what’l
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Boy: If I press your boobs & run, what’ll you think?
Girl: I’ll think… Ek bewakoof, jo puri car chala sakta tha, sirf horn daba ke bhag gaya
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A Sheikh g has sex just on alternate day
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| A Sheikh g has sex just on alternate days! His friend asks him the reason. Sheikh replies: Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane mein lag jaave hai!!! >> |
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Ladies hostel warden calls Wapda office
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Ladies hostel warden calls Wapda office & complains: Aaj to aadmi bhej do, larkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain
!!! >> |
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( 10 )
Man: Mistriji, bed mazboot banana, mere
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Man: Mistriji, bed mazboot banana, mere baite ko bahu ke saath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa mazboot banaunga ke saara mohalla Bahu ke saath soye to b >> |
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Jab Gabbar Singh paida hua to uski maa n
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Jab Gabbar Singh paida hua to uski maa ne us ko 3-4 thappar lagaye
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi poo >> |
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Common statements by girls after the exa
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| Common statements by girls after the exam & the wedding night: Thora Mushkil tha lekin Achcha tha, Kaafi lamba bhi tha, Thak gayee, Aata tha lekin the >> |
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A girl for first the time was handling a
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A girl for first the time was handling a boy’s penis. After some time some drops came out, she asked what’s that?
The boy said: Yeh khushi ke a >> |
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawal
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. >> |
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Which part of the body is most sensitive
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Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies? Guess?
Ha ha, you are wrong. It’s your ears to make sure ke koi aa to nah >> |
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Palat k Dekh zaalim,
Tamanna hum
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Palat k Dekh zaalim,
Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hai,
Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai >> |
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Arts class mein master ki pant ki zip kh
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Arts class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh kr Larkiyan zor se hasnelagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khara kar doong >> |
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Man: Doc mera khara nahi hota hai.
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Man: Doc mera khara nahi hota hai.
Doc: are you married?
NO.
Do you hv a girlfriend?
NO.
Do you go to prostitutes?< >> |
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When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, no
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| When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every1 ignores u, then go n sit in the corner close your eyes n think: Bhanch*d Chakar kya >> |
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( 22 )
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Ja
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Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi larki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai, “Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya.” >> |
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( 23 )
Kaho Sardar ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
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Kaho Sardar ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya >> |
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3 Facts of Life
Garib aur Boobs h
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3 Facts of Life
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul s >> |
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Never KISS a lady police,
She wil
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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady t >> |
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Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s t
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| Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a d >> |
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A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna
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| A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear! >> |
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