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Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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| Posted on : [03/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| In a Class a lady teacher to students.
Always use condom to prevent Aids,
A Girl: Mam agr koi ap ko kahy k kulfi ko lifafy mei daal k chuso to kya aap ko maza aay ga? |
| Posted on : [20/09/2007] |
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Posted by : waseem
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Mobile # :03454701017
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| Friendship should not be like Breasts coz they r sucked,
Not like Vagina coz it is fucked,
It should be like a Penis,coz it stands when ever needed.! |
| Posted on : [20/09/2007] |
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Posted by : waseem
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Mobile # :03454701017
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| CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces.. |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Mallika Sherewat ke marne k bad uski kabar pe kya likhna hoga?
…………guess…………
SALI PEHLI BAAR AKELI SOYI HAI. |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG?
Its'A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl'
now reverse the order:GFEDCBA
'Girls Forget Everything Done and Catches (new)Boy Again!!!
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PAPA:i know to sub janta hai
CHILD:i dont know
PAPA:in kay pait main pani bhara hai
CHILD:papaphir bacha to doob jaye ga
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN! |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| ------) ' (------
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----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--
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----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| (_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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o""o (') HELLO!
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( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
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| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. |
| Posted on : [28/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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