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Aik Sardar ki shadi hoi. Sohag Rat ko Sa
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Aik Sardar ki shadi hoi. Sohag Rat ko Sardar Dhulhan k pas gaya. os k kapray utaray or tangain uper utha kar nechey aik Dia jala kar rakh dia. Bivi ta >>  |
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aik sardar ki shadi hoi. Rat dhulhan k p
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| aik sardar ki shadi hoi. Rat dhulhan k pas gaya. oski tangain uthain or phudi k neechay dia jala ker rakh dia. dhulhan tarap k door ja giri or boli sa >> |
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( 3 )
wife;or andar dalo thora upper,thora lef
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wife;or andar dalo thora upper,thora left !or thora left.....
husband;maan ki lori . chodwa rahi hai ya lora parking me lagwa rahi hai >> |
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( 4 )
A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech
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A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai
girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai
thn
A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech >> |
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( 5 )
Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me l
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Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
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( 6 )
BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag l
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BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak >> |
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( 10 )
Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi ji
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Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA.
Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo >> |
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( 11 )
Beti:Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya<
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Beti:Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya
Maa:kese beti
Beti:Mene uska 500 ka note apni sandal k neche chupa liya or wo 2ghante meri brezr >> |
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( 13 )
ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein kha
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ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh te >> |
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( 14 )
Sheikh ki taxi ma nungi larki a k beth g
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| Sheikh ki taxi ma nungi larki a k beth gae Shkh usey ghurny lga Larki:kabi nangi larki nahi dekhi? Sh:Main daikh raha hoon tum ny karaya kahan rkha ho >> |
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Kis is kye of love love is lake of mirra
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| Kis is kye of love love is lake of mirrage mirrage is box of children and are problem of pakistan so stop kising and saved pakistan. >> |
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Ak adni k sadi hoi to wo bivi k pas aya
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| Ak adni k sadi hoi to wo bivi k pas aya or us ko 1000 rupy diy bivi ne wo rupy rukh liy or kha k app mery sohr hain is liy ye rukh liy hain nhi to phl >> |
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Ak lrka or ak lrki sex kr rhy thy to lrk
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| Ak lrka or ak lrki sex kr rhy thy to lrky ne pocha k sex k doran mza lrky ko ata hy ya lrki ko to lrki ne jawab dia k agar tum apne kan main ungli dal >> |
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( 20 )
A boy pushed his girlfriend from the 10
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A boy pushed his girlfriend from the 10 floor of a building,
even then she did not die.
why??
Thanks to the new whisper ultra WIT >> |
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Husband : Please Aaj Karne do
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Husband : Please Aaj Karne do
Wife: No!
Husband: Jewellery Le Dunga
Wife : No!
Husband : G >> |
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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aa >> |
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Urdu
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi
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Urdu
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai< >> |
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