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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit,
baapu b
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit,
baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toy bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan >>  |
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A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, _, _, _, _, _
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A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, _, _, _, _, _, _, _, _, _, _, _, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
aise kya dekh rahe ho friend? I had given SUPARI 4 all those who were b >> |
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dean - anybody caught going 2 ladies hos
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dean - anybody caught going 2 ladies hostel
will be fined rs.400 1st time, 700 2nd time and 1000 3rd time.
Munna - how much 4 a season pass, mamu? >> |
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( 5 )
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha? Aur Bola?
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha >> |
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Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis
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Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHA >> |
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( 9 )
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start hi
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| After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue and ears by torch and finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai >> |
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( 10 )
Tum Apun Ko Itna SmS Karta Hai!
Apun
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Tum Apun Ko Itna SmS Karta Hai!
Apun Ko REPLY Karne Ko Majbur Karta Hai!
Kya Iske Piche Koi PLAN Hai?
Ya Auro Ki TarAh Tum Bi Apun Ka FAN Hai >> |
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( 11 )
SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
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SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
/ i--"
C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN? >> |
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7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apu
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7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole >> |
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( 15 )
ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AAR
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ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA
KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms
CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
send >> |
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( 16 )
Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur
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Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha -
DHISHKYOUN! >> |
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( 17 )
Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND F
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Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Goo >> |
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( 18 )
Jis qadar bhalai karsaktay ho karo..
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Jis qadar bhalai karsaktay ho karo..
Jitni ziada karsaktay ho karo..
Jitno say karsaktay hay karo..Aur
Jub tuk karsaktay ho karo.. >> |
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( 19 )
YEH HAI MERI KAHANI
KHAMOSH ZINDAGANI
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YEH HAI MERI KAHANI
KHAMOSH ZINDAGANI
SUNAATAA KEH RAHA HAI
KYON ZULM SEH RAHA HAI
IK DASTAAN PURANI
TANHAI KI ZUBANI
HUR ZUKM KHIL RAHA HAI
>> |
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( 20 )
AB NA KOI PAAS HAI
PHIR BHI EHSAAS HA
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AB NA KOI PAAS HAI
PHIR BHI EHSAAS HAI
SIYAHION MEIN ULJHI PADI
JEENAY KI IK AAS HAI
YAADON KA JUNGLE YEH DIL
KAANTOON SAY JUL THUL YEH DIL >> |
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( 21 )
Impact of Movies:
Teacher- who is mah
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Impact of Movies:
Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?
Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai
to impress his girlfriend!!! >> |
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( 22 )
MAMMU- ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai
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MAMMU- ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai
aj din mein kaise nikal gaya....
GIRL- ullu to raaat mein bolta hai
aaj din mein kaise bol pada... >> |
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( 24 )
CURCUIT- bhai bapu ne bola tha ki kabhi
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CURCUIT- bhai bapu ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot
nahi bolneka, aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela
hai t >> |
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( 25 )
PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mei
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PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum k >> |
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CIRCUIT
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kab
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CIRCUIT
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Suni >> |
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( 28 )
CIRCUIT
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost
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CIRCUIT
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI
K >> |
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( 29 )
Munna Bhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigar
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Munna Bhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai. >> |
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( 30 )
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film
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Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai
ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! C >> |
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