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| Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| "Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.: |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversar |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| ☻Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!). ☻Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering. ☻A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. ☻A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire". ☻There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels. Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge, paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone, to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge zaib adil mardan |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| ☻Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. ☻Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. ☻Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time! ☻Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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