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| Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| ☻Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!). ☻Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering. ☻A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. ☻A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire". ☻There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels. Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels |
| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. ☻Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. ☻Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time! ☻Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
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| Posted on : [21/09/2008] |
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Posted by : Alijan
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Mobile # :03143073165
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| hi yah ali madad sadeef shah mola ali ki azmat ko salam |
| Posted on : [27/07/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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Mobile # :033172669897
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| hi salam bhai app ny hassain sadiq ki cd ly kar ani hai is sal ki[2008] pala noha yah ha[ Haya-alla-khair amal] |
| Posted on : [27/07/2008] |
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Posted by :sadeef shah ji mola ali sab k
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Mobile # :03454547730
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| meri pyaari jaana! tum se 4 saal pehle mulaaqat howi ti. 4 october 2004 ko shaam ke 6:15 par jab tum subaye "SINDH" ki taraf se "national Games" me aayi howi ti. "TABEL TENNIS" kelne ke liye tum doo larkiyaan ti TABEL TENNIS" wali us din jab main ne tume dehka to ab tak 4 saal ho chuke hian aur main tumhari talaash me bhatakta pir raha hoon. kaash tum mujhe kahee tum dhekaayi to do. sirf ek nazar to tume dhek loon. daastan bahut bari hai jab mili gi to bataaon ga. aur mujhe appne "ALLAH" par pura bharoosa hia ke ALLAH hum doono ko "INSHA ALLAH" zaror milaye ga. mujhe tumhara pyaara naam tak maloom nahi. apne naam ke saat "S" is liye likta hoon Q ke us din jo vardi tum ne pehni howi us ke piche "SINDH" lika howa ta mujhe tumhara pyaara naam to maloom nahi hia is liye main "SINDH" ka "S" apne naam ke saat lagaaya howa hia. meri MOHABAT me koi KOOT Q K meri pyaari Khud socho 4 saal se main abhi tak tumhari hi tallaash me batak raha hon. is yaqeen ke ALLAH hume Zaror milaaye GA. INSHA ALLAH> pir milen ge Mujh se milo PLeasssssssssssss. KHuda ki QAsam HUM milen ge INSHA ALLAH. is baare me koi kuch b jaanta ho to plzzz mujhe zarooor bataaye.....,..., is ko mazaak mat samajna plzzzzzzzzzzz.. WS |
| Posted on : [17/06/2008] |
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Posted by : udhaas
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Mobile # :03327690462
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| muhabat meherbaan hogi...................jana preshaan tum na hona.......................kabhi chup kar na rona......................sans apni baaqi rakna....................aas apni baaqi rakna.......................hum milen ge zaror jana.....................bas umeed ka diyaa jalaaye rakna......................main roo ke maangta hon apne RAB se tujhe................. firaaq wa hijar ka mosam........................ yaqeenan bheet jaaye ga jana........................ pir har waqat wisal ke lamhe honge....................... khubsurat mulaqaaten honge......................humara ek khushiyon bhara aashiyaan hoga..................... sapnoo bhara jahan hoga..................... teri meri hi pir daastan hogi.....................han jana muhabat meherbaan hogi..........................farz karo jana aesa na howa.................. muhabat meherbaan na howi......................sapnooo bhara jahan na mila...................khushiyon bhara aashiyaan na mila...................... tab meri jana........................tum bhikar na jana......................toot na jana.....................main toot b jaaon....................zindagi se root jaaon...................bas tum tootna mat jana........................tum root mat jana....................bas sada khush rehna.....................sada muskur...........................go ke jana tera kuch pata nahi................main jaanta nahi kuch b........,.,...............koi nazar aata raasta nahi......................kuch pata nahi manzil ka...................pir b jana tujh se milne ki aas liye jeeye jaa raha hon..................,.,.........bas jana ek baat kehni hia jana....................sun lo to meherbaani hogi...........,..........rooti jis din teri yaad b..............................................,,......"TO DUNIA ME HUM NA HONGE." WS |
| Posted on : [17/06/2008] |
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Posted by : udhaas
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Mobile # :03327690462
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| KISI’ ko ‘PALKON’ Mein Na Basaao,
‘PALKON’ mein Sirf ‘SAPNE’ Baste Hain,
Agar Basaana hai to ‘DIL’ mein Basaao,
kyon ki ‘DIL’ mein Sirf ‘APNE’ Baste Hain
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| Posted on : [23/04/2008] |
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Posted by : tishna
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Mobile # :03326541320
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| teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge, paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone, to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge
zaib adil mardan 03464676857 |
| Posted on : [29/02/2008] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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| I confessed and eat else I'd surprise attempt. by helping the tree, Forest. were called and dream. |
| Posted on : [06/02/2008] |
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Posted by :steventomgoo
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| JAN MAN JAN JIGAR DIL TO KAR REHA HAI YEH SB DESHES AP NAY OFFER KE HAI MUJHAY BOUTH BHOK LEGI HAIN JESY HE HO SEK MUGHJY CHAHEY |
| Posted on : [07/11/2007] |
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Posted by : EverGreensms.com
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Mobile # :0300729950
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☻Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
☻Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
☻Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
☻Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
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| Posted on : [04/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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☻Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
☻Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
☻A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
☻A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
☻There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
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| Posted on : [04/10/2007] |
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Posted by : yasir_g
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Mobile # :*03005618546#
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| I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband. |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.
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| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long. |
| Posted on : [21/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing
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| Posted on : [18/08/2007] |
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Posted by : Asim
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Mobile # :03215289889
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