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| A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
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| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished. |
| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son. |
| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face |
| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face! |
| Posted on : [22/05/2007] |
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Posted by : Niaz ur Rahman
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Mobile # :03013013280
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| Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
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| Posted on : [11/05/2007] |
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Posted by : MAhmood BHATTI
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Mobile # :03016531683
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| Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre BV ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, Beghar hue JANAAB.
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| Posted on : [11/05/2007] |
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Posted by : MAhmood BHATTI
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Mobile # :03016531683
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| Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta |
| Posted on : [11/05/2007] |
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Posted by : MAhmood BHATTI
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Mobile # :03016531683
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| The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. |
| Posted on : [23/04/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Porpose karne ka naya style..!
Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
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| Posted on : [14/04/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
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| Posted on : [14/04/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi! |
| Posted on : [26/03/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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| kabhi yeh mat soocho k tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai,sirf yeh socho ke use kisne bheja hoga ?
from:03226943764
from:03327408767 |
| Posted on : [27/02/2007] |
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Posted by :m.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03024903662
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| tere dil main raheingey ik yaad ban kar .tere lab par khilaingay MUSKAAN ban kar.humain apne se kabhi juda mat samajhna hum tere saath sath chalein ge Aasman ban kar.
from:03226943764
from:03327408767 |
| Posted on : [27/02/2007] |
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Posted by :m.Wasi ZAM
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Mobile # :03024903662
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| Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre BV ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, Beghar hue JANAAB. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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How do most men define marriage?An expensive way to get laundry done for free. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain. |
| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Lakh Hilaa Lo,
Lakh Dabaa Lo,
Lakh Utha Lo,
Lakh Bithaa Lo,
Lakh Ghuma Lo,
Lakh Mana Lo lekin..
'SUSU' ki aakhri boond hamesha CHADDI me hi giregi.
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| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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Raju married- Lady Traffic Police.Frnd-How was ur 1st Night?Raju-She collectd Rs.100 from me 4 Overspeed, Rs200 4 wrongside Entry,
Rs500 4 without Helmet..
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| Posted on : [18/01/2007] |
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Posted by :Khalid Javid
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Mobile # :3218122825
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