Raju married- Lady Traffic Police.Frnd-How was ur 1st Night?Raju-She collectd Rs.100 from me 4 Overspeed, Rs200 4 wrongside Entry, Rs500 4 without Helmet..
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai.. Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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After a quarrel Wife : U know, I was a fool when I married u. Husband : Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice it.
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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At the start of a married life, every girl treats her husband as GOD. Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed.....
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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2 widows talking ve each other.. "We are very lucky as compared to these married ones. We at least know where our Husbands are!"
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Definition of "wife": Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single... :-)
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Man 1: Why are you Crying like a Lady, while Watching the TV Serial ? Man 2: Hey Look Correctly, it's not TV Serial. It's my Marriage CD..!
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Why everybody is invited on marriage but not on marriage anniversaries???? Guess.........Socho....... SUKH KE SAB SAATHI,DUKH MEIN NAA KOI
Posted on : [18/01/2007]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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To my wife...my bride...my joy May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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