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Marriage SMS and Messages

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There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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Q: Why do brides wear white
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid

Mobile # :3218122825

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A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Posted on : [12/03/2005]

Posted by :Khalid Javid