Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels. Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him" asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Posted on : [12/03/2005]
Posted by :Khalid Javid
Mobile # :3218122825
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