Urdu shohar sms

(1) Hazoor (S.A.W.W) Ka Irshad

Hazoor (S.A.W.W) Ka Irshad Hai..

Jo orat Nange Sar Ghar Se Bahir Jay or Ghair Mardon Ki Nazar Us orat Pe Pare To Us K sath 3 Aadmi Jahannum Mein Jain Gay..

1:Us Ka Baap

2:Us Ka shohar

3:Us Ka Bhai..

4wrd This Msg To All People and Protect Ur DauGhter, Wife,

and sisters

(2) 3 Aurton ne driving sikhna

3 Aurton ne driving sikhna shuru ki.

Jab teeno k shohar aapas me mile to Ek bola:

Meri BV ko najaane kia ho gaya,

Raat ko neend mei mera pakar kr kehti hy,

1st gear,

2nd gear.



Dosra bola:

y to kch nh mery bv need man mera hath apni tajmahal pe rakh k bolty ha "Engin bht garam hogaya h thanda karo."



Teesra bola:

ye to kuch b nahi.

Meri BV neend mei donu taangein khol kr kehti hy,

100 ki CNG dalna :

(3) 1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.

Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.

Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.

Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga

*~~InShaLLaH~~*

(4) 1 Aadmi ne Hotel k Room mein C

1 Aadmi ne Hotel k Room mein Computer dekha to socha k Bv ko mail kar doon.
Us ne mail likh k Ghalat Address par Send kar di.
Jis Aurat ko mail mili us k shohar ka 2 din pehley inteqaal hua tha. Mail Parrhtay he Aurat BeHosh ho Gai. Likha tha:

Begum, Mein Kheriyat se Pohonch Gaya hoon. Yahan Net ki Sahulat bhi Mojood hai. Jagha Chhoti Par Shaandar Hai. Thandi Thandi Hawa Janat Ka Maza Deti Hai. Dhool Matti Nahi Hai. Mein Ne Jo White Kaprray Pehnay Thay Wo Ab Tak White He Hain. Kal hi Tumhain bhi Bulwa loon ga
INSHA ALLAH.

(5) Shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dul

Shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dulha Ne Poocha:

Jaan Muh Dikhayi Kitne Dun.?



DULHAN:

(Sharmaty Huwe)

Boli:

Janu jee Waise Tou Main,



Muh Dekhayi

Rs-100



Nuth Utarwayi

Rs-150



Shirt Utarwayi

Rs-200



Brazer Utarwai

Rs-250



Shalwar Utarwayi

Rs-300



Chummi Karwayi

Rs-350



Mutth Lagwayi

Rs-450



Chussa Lagwayi

Rs-500



Ghorri Banwayi

Rs-700



Taangen Uthwayi

Rs-800



Kuss Pharwayi

Rs-1200



Leti Hon Per Aap shohar Ban Gaye Ho Es Liye Puray Package K,



4000/= De Dena.



 

(6) Bemar Shohar: Mujhe Janwaron

Bemar shohar:
Mujhe Janwaron K Doctor K Pas Le Jao..

Biwi:
Woh Kiun??

shohar:
Roz Subah
Murghey Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hun
Ghoray Ki Tara Bhag K Daftar Jata Hun
Gadhy Ki Tarah Kam Karta Hun
Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kuttey Ki Tarah Bhonkta Hun
Aur Raat Ko Bhains K Sath So Jata Hun..

(7) Shadi Ki Raat Dul

Shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dulha Ne Poocha:

Jaan Muh Dikhayi Kitne Dun.?

DULHAN:

(Sharmaty Huwe)

Boli:

Janu jee Waise Tou Main,

Muh Dekhayi

Rs-100

Nuth Utarwayi

Rs-150

Shirt Utarwayi

Rs-200

Brazer Utarwai

Rs-250

Shalwar Utarwayi

Rs-300

Chummi Karwayi

Rs-350

Mutth Lagwayi

Rs-450

Chussa Lagwayi

Rs-500

Ghorri Banwayi

Rs-700

Taangen Uthwayi

Rs-800

Kuss Pharwayi

Rs-1200

Leti Hon Per Aap shohar Ban Gaye Ho Es Liye Puray Package K,

4000/= De Dena.

(8) Duniya Se Jo Dare

Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,

Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,

Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse shohar Kehte Hain.

(9) aik aurat jannat

aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do

Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..
pehlay koi maulvi tu jannat mai aye

(10) Is diwali pe huma

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,

duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,

shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!

Wish u a very Happy Diwali!