Wrong Person Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha

(2) Kya Faayda Hua hai Ab Intazaar

Kya Faayda Hua hai Ab Intazaar Karke ? ?
Gardish me aa gaye hai..Hum Tumse Pyar Karke..
Is Daur me Wafa ka ..Hum Karobaar Karke....
Sunnat nibha rahe hai..Dushman se Pyar Karke....
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(3) jab apko tatti na aye,rnbaithe

jab apko tatti na aye,
baithe-bauthe thak jaye,
bor ho jaye.
presure b na aye.
yaad KaRNa hume,
shayad humare naam se,,
Gand phat jaye aur Kaam ban jaye

(4) A young girl after her honeymo

A young girl after her honeymoon

came fully exhausted and tired,



When her friends asked her what happened?



She replied :

When this 70 year old bastard told me

he has saved a lot from last 50 years,



.œI thought It was MONEY.�

(5) A Fact.......!

A Fact.......!

What is the heaviest burden of life..................??????

"AN EMPTY POCKET"!!!!

by..

"William Kangaal"

(6) LIVE CONCERT AT SKY **MUSIC M

LIVE CONCERT AT SKY

**MUSIC MICHEAL JAKSON**

**SINGERS NOOR JAHAN,NUSRAT FATEH**

**POETRY BY FARAZ**





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(7) American Agency Black Water K

American Agency Black Water K Khilaaf Hum Nay Aik







Agency Banany Ka Socha Hai.







You Are Requested To Join Us Our Agency Name Is























"Soda Water" :-)

(8) wt is lv..............

wt is lv..............









whn sm1 broke ur heart dat is lv

nd most amazing thins is dat u still lv them wid the broken pieces of heart......

(9) Hellow Friends How r u i hope

Hellow Friends

How r u i hope u will

Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully

I like Friends Would u like Friendshp

With me.

So I m waiting



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(10) Bibi ney ik Kuta pala Moti Mo

Bibi ney ik Kuta pala

Moti Moti Ankho wala Lambi Lambi Muncho wal, Mehloon Mein wo rehta tha, English wine Pita tha , Khata tha wo Sonf Spari

Name tha us Ka Asif Zardari.