Punjabi Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Parh Parh Kitaaban ! Ilm Di

Parh Parh Kitaaban ! Ilm Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Leya Qazi !

! Hath Vich Phar K Talwaar Tu Naam Rakh Leya Ghaazi !

! Makkay Madeeny Ghum Aya Te Naam Rakh Leya Haaji !

! O Bhulleya Haasil Ki Kitta? Je Tu RAB Na Kitta Raazi !

(2) Meri jaan tere vich vasdi

Meri jaan tere vich vasdi

Jind kadd lai khirh khirh hasdi

Meri jaan tere vich vasdi

Jind kadd lai ni a hasdi

Rooh khirh jandi eh takk k tera munh, tera munh

Mere chalde ne jo saah, ehna di ikko wajah

Bas tu, bas tu, bas tu, bas tu

Mere chalde ne jo saah, ehna di ikko wajah

Bas tu, bas tu, bas tu, bas tu



Ohdo ban jai jaan te saadi

Jado beh jaani a russ ke

Tere lai chahat kini us Rab ton vekh lai puch k

Naa kar baithe aa tere khud nu khud nu

Mere chalde ne jo saah, ehna di ikko wajah

Bas tu, bas tu, bas tu, bas tu

Mere chalde ne jo saah, ehna di ikko wajah

Bas tu, bas tu, bas tu, bas tu



Zindagi tere naam kiti heeriye ni

De chaddeya main aapna sab

Meri jaan tere ton je vadh ke gaya ni

Mainu maaf kare na scha Rabb

Tere waalan vich curl

That makes me crazy girl

Gal gal utte chakke jivein eyebrow

Tere saare nakhre hun change lagde

Dil kadmaa ‘ch rakh ditta sunlo

Main te tu bas tu te main

Let me love you girl, mere kol aake beh

Candle night I’m gonna hug you tight

Tu mere vall dekh ik vaari love you te keh



Jad mehak tere saahan di

Mere saahan de vich ghull jai

Pher yaad rahe na kujh vi

Mainu saara aalam bhull jai

Na mukh mere ton morhi

Main mar jaun, mar jaun

Mere chalde ne jo saah, ehna di ikko wajah

Bas tu, bas tu, bas tu, bas tu

Mere chalde ne jo saah, ehna di ikko wajah

Bas tu, bas tu, bas tu, bas tu



Saahvan vich teri khushboo ai

Ajjkal tera jaadu ai…

Yeh hai noor Khuda da

Do jind ek rooh ai

Akhiyan nu aas a teri

Aas di pyass vi tu ai

Main tere kaddma ‘ch haazir

Hun sab kuch tu bas tu ai

Dassan kivein sohniye jadon hansdi

Ohdon khirh jaave mera har din

Je meri Rabb sun de

Te ik saah vi na aave tere bin

Mere chalde ne jo saah, ehna di ikko wajah

Bas tu, bas tu, bas tu, bas tu

(3) Teacher: Batao k chooza and

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai?



















Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..

Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj?

(4) Do ruhan di ajab kahani,

Do ruhan di ajab kahani,



Dil vich peer te naini paani.



Muk gayian aasan muk gayian sadhran,



Nahi mukdi par jind marjani,



Badalea mausam,



badalian ruttan,



Na badali par yaad purani.



Kinj kattange eh umara da Birha,



Je na millea ruhh da haani.

(5) par tu sohni ban ke na dikh

par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,

sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C

Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna ,

Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c

Je Inj hi Rulaana c VaRNee ,

Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c

(6) aik sardar chalty train par

aik sardar chalty train par chur gia

logo nay bohat tareef ke

sardar g kiya baat ha apkee

Sardar nay kaha salu chup karo jino charan aya se o tay stattion tay he rah gya wa

(7) aik pathan dosray pathan say a

aik pathan dosray pathan say agar tum fail ho gaye to kya kro gay ??
pathan:KaRNa kya hai mochi ban jaon ga
dost:agar pas ho gaye to kya kro gay
pathan:phir hum inshallah apna tandooor kholay ga

(8) Munder te a k beh

Munder te a k behnde san

Tere awan da kahnde san

Sano bohat ruwaya aye

Tere sher de kanwan ne

(9) Pholaan naal gula

Pholaan naal gulabaan da ki tuk bnda?

Chapal naal jurabaan da

ki tuk bnda?

A hi soch ke main sara paper khali chadd aia,

k sawalaan nal jawabaan da ki tuk bnda?

(10) Unhone humein aaz

Unhone humein aazmakar dekh liya,

Ik dhokha humne bhi kha kar dekh liya.

Kya hua hum huye jo udaas,

Unhone to apna dil behla kr dekh liya.