Naughty Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) What Is the Diffe

What Is the Difference B/w New Marriage And Old Marriage?

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New Marige Mei Log LIPS Mila k

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Old Marriage Me Log HIPS Mila k Sote Hein;-)

(2) Open with LoveKuc

Open with Love



Kuch kehna hai apse


Dar lag raha hai



Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jaye


Wohi 3 lafz



Mind to nai kro gay?


Keh doon?



"INSAN BAN JAO'

(3) W0 Apni ßiwi

W0
Apni ßiwi Sey
Ye Keh Kar D0or Chala Gaya ...
"faraz"
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D0sti D0or
Ki Achi

R0tti Tand0or
Ki Achi

Daal Mas0or
Ki Achi

ßiwi Shak0or
Ki Achi.

(4) Teacher! Batao KH

Teacher!

Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?

Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula Rhi Hn

Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nai Tha

Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi Hoti Hy.

(5) 3 fastest ways of

3 fastest ways of comunication...

3. Telephone

2. Television

1. Tell a women...

If Need more speed???

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Also advice her

"KISI NU DASSI NA"

(6) Young generation

Young generation ki dua


Oh my "GOD"
oh my "MOLA"

give me one "TOYOTA COROLA"

a mobile "MOTOROLA"

GOD i m alone in ur whole world. So plz give me one girlfriend who has age
"sola"

But girl should be "shabnam" ya "shola"

(7) GIRL (in a party)

GIRL (in a party):
Xcuse me!
Kia ap mere chehre se aik cheez hata sakte hain?
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boy(khush hote hoe):
Han Han! bolo kia?
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GIRL:
Apni MANHOOS nazre

(8) Girlfrnd:Chand ki

GirlFRIEND:Chand kitne hoty hain
BoyFRIEND:2
1tum or ek wo Oper

Aftr Marriage

Wife:Chand kitne hoty hn

Husband:Andhi ho kya wo oper kya kharboza nazar arha hy!

(9) Good wifes can be

Good wifes can be found in every CORNER of the earth !



But


unfortunately, the Earth has NO CORNER!

(10) Khaksar janab e f

Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki maalumaat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hme apni masrufiat se aagah kar k, humare qalb, zahen or rooh ki aazmaizish ki halchal or iztirab ki kash-ma-kash me thehrao peda ka
e ki ek nakam koshish zaror kijie ga. Janab e qavi o buland qad shakhsiat ka ye ehsan, banda e aajiz ki be ronaq zindagi me bahaar se kam na hoga..
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Now the English Version..
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"WATS UP?"