Smile Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) karachi k halat!"paint shirt"

karachi k halat!
"paint shirt" pehno to pathan nahi chorenge
"shalwar kameez" pehno to MQM wale nahi chorenge
"chadhi banyan" pehno to taliban nahi chorenge
or "kuch na pehno" to awam nahi chorenge"
"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

(2) Ek pthan ne s***x krne ka s

Ek pthan ne s***x KRNe ka sara intzam kr lya

Tail laya.

Sathi laya.

Roi laya.

Bed pe phol dalay.

Ksi ne pocha ks ka intzar hai.

Khan bola

Bus ye bacha sms prh le.

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(4) Doctor implants a New Ear t

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing....

(5) Don't Take Life too Ser

Don't Take Life too Seriously.

Always Find Time to Smile.

Smile don't add Years to Ur Life But add More LIFE to Ur Years.

~Keep smiling.

(6) In the morning,sun gazes at me


In the MORNING,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…

(7) Smile Is A Cooling System O

Smile Is A Cooling System Of Heart

Sparking System Of Eyes

Lighting System Of Face

Relaxing System Of Mind

So Activate Your All Systm

and smile ;)

(8) Smile Is A Cooling System O

Smile Is A Cooling System Of Heart

Sparking System Of Eyes

Lighting System Of Face

Relaxing System Of Mind

So Activate Your All Systm

(9) *HONT* jab *HONT* say milte ha

*HONT* jab *HONT* say milte hain to kaya hota hai?

Socho!

Socho na!

tuba
tuba

Kya kya soch rahe ho.
Aray
"BABA"
Mooh band hota hy aur kya hota hy.

(10) Life Is Very Short So Break Ur

Life Is Very Short
So Break Ur Silly Ego
Forgive Quickly
Believe Slowly
Love Truly
Laugh Loudly
&
Never Avoid Anything
That Makes U Smile..