Sardar Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Sardar to doctor: When I

Sardar to doctor:

When I sleep, monkeys

play football in my dreams.



Dr:No problem,

just take this medicine b4 sleep.



Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

(2) Sardar english k paper main

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

He did translation:



1.Main aam admi nahi hon

I'm not a mango man



2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.

Colda & hota r fruits



3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay

English comes 2 me also



4.do ro do chaar.

give and give four.



5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay

I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

(3) Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe da

Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de,

Dukh de,

tention de,

mujhe barbad kar de,

mere piche BHoot laga de,

Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye

(4) A Sardar went 2 hotel, orde

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order,

Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?

Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil?

Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.

Surdar: Dimaag?

Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

(5) In bio practical: Examine

In bio practical:

Examiner:Tell me the name of

this bird by seeing it's legs only?

Sardar:I don't know.

Examiner:You failed, what's your name?

Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

(6) Angraiz: Muje Sardar bana

Angraiz:

Muje Sardar bana do

Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga

Angrz:ok

Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia

Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:

A laka naswar rawra

 

(7) 2 admi motar cycle par pank

2 admi motar cycle par pankha le kar ja rahy the pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha ek sardar ne dekh leya aour 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peche lag geya kuch fasly par un ko roka aur dono ko 1 1 lagai aur bola saaleyo bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakotaraan te pakhey laaye hoye ne ..

(8) ik sardar footboll ki team

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje ka
y hi nai dete me kia karon

(9) ik sardar apny gar k bahar

ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha

qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha

"wa sardar sahib kia body hai"

Iss pr sardar bola ..........

ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho :)

(10) Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki

Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya-
"Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?"
Larki Ne Gosea S Kaha-" Tamiez S Bat Karo-
Sardar: Baji Tosi Mere Nal Weya Far Maao Ge