Pathhan Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Teacher: Do mai sai do nika

Teacher: Do mai sai do nikale tou kitnai bachai?

Pathan :hum ko sawal samjh nai aaya

Teacher :agar tumhare pas do rotiyan then aur tum dono kha gai tou kya bacha?

Pathan: saalan

(2) 1 admi pathan se pochta hai

1 admi pathan se pochta hai ke allah ne pait kyon banaya hai

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Pathan: answr shalwar bandne ke liye . . .

(3) ek angriz muslman howa to

ek angriz muslman howa to

sab muslman pathan osy mobarak bad dy rahay the

magar  ek muslman hans hans kar bola mobarak ho

angriz nay akily main hansnay waly say pocha .

zyada hansny k keya waja hia .to muslman ni kaha ,,,to june july 16 ganty roza rake to hansna samj mia aaa jaiga ......



 

(4) Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman A

Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.

Mehman:wo Kese?

Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.

(5) JUDGE to PATHAN: Tumhar

JUDGE to PATHAN:

Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, kal tmhe phansi pe latkaya jae ga..

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PATHAN: Wo to theek hai lekn utara kab jae ga

(6) Pathan: Aaj main bohat pr

Pathan:

Aaj main bohat preshan hun aur muje Dar lg rha hy

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2nd pathan: Kyu?

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Phatan: Aj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass

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2nd pathan:

Kon sa test?

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Pathan: Blood Test

(7) 8 Pathan juwa khel rahe the k

8 Pathan juwa khel rahe the k achanak police a gai ek pathan jldi se utha or police van main beth gia police ne pocha tm khud kiyo a kr beth gai pathan bola pichli bar jb chapa para tha tu khada ho kr gia tha

(8) Pathan :- ye kis chez ka khait

Pathan :- ye kis chez ka khait(field) hy.
Admi :- kapas(coton) ka hy. Jis sy kapry banty hen.
Pathan :- to is me shalwar wala poda(plant) konsa hy

(9) pathan to sardar yara mujhe

pathan to sardar yara mujhe i go is ka mutlab btao sardar main jata hoon pathan aise tto tmhara baap bhi nhi ja skta phle muje is ka mutlab btao

(10) 1 pathan apna sara sammaan

1 pathan apna sara sammaan lekar, Geo news ke office gaya,





or bola wo aurat kahan hai jo kehte hai k kahin nahin jaeyega hamare sath rahiye ga,





hum uske sath rehne aya hai.