Funny English Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Someone Asked Shakespeare:

Someone Asked Shakespeare:

"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said

......"A Week Has 7 Days;

Can U Say Which Day Is

Younger,Either Sunday Or

Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In

Age..."

Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:

Senior Girls R Also

Available For Boys'.:-P

(2) he said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)i

he said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)

i said....

oh my GOD!!!! what a co-incodence!:O

i love my self too.... :p

(3) A physics student proposing a

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:

I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.


Girl:

Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-

(4) 1- Money can't buy happiness..

1- Money can't buy happiness... but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

3- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.

4- Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
So Cheers! :-)

(5) To live a life, we need:1. Bra

To live a life, we need:


1. Brain

2. Intelligence

3. Knowledge

4. Expression

5. Looks

6. Luck



So,

I salute YOU....





for managing Without these:-

(6) when nobody loves u, when

when nobody loves u,

when nobody care 4 u,

when everybody ignore u,

then

sit in a CORNER,







close your arms







and says,











chawal e nay saray.

(7) A child said 2 sales girl i

A child said 2 sales girl in sweets shop:

Miss will u marry me wen i grow up

Girl smiled & said YES

Child said:can u give ur future husband a free chocolate(",)

(8) Compaq is considering chang

Compaq is considering changing the command (press any key) to (press RETURN key )

bcoz of the flood of calls asking where the any key is?

(9) A couple were arguing. Wi

A couple were arguing.

Wife:u dont like anybody in my family

Man:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!

(10) A baby was BORN to a sardar

A baby was BORN to a sardar. When the nurse brought the baby to him he beamed out saying, Please dont tell my wife abt this, I want to give her a surprise!