Funny English Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Two snakes meet each other.

Two snakes meet each other.

First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.

Second snake:Why?



First snake:

Because I bit my lip!

(2) TEACHR to a grl:Who created

TEACHR to a grl:Who created d earth?

(Boy pokes da grl's bak wid a pen)

GIRL: Oh God !

TEACHR:Gud. Correct ans!!

TEACHR:Who ws BORN on 25 dec?

......(Boy pokes her agn)

Girl: Oh Jesus !

TEACHR:Very Gud. Correct ans!

TEACHR:Wot did eve tell adam wen dey had their 17th baby?

(Boy pokes her bak agn)

Girl-If u dnt stop inserting dat thng in2 me nw.. I'll brek dat into 2 pieces....

Teachr faintd!! ;-)

(3) if a single teacher can't teac

if a single teacher can't teach all the subjects
than
how can u expect a single student to study all the subjects.......

point to be noted....

(4) Exams are there, at the pap


Exams are there,
at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

(5) Birds love u, Giraffe love


Birds love u,
Giraffe love u,
Goat love u,
Elephant love u,
Go to zoo,
They all miss u.

(6) This message was sent exclus


This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.
We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

(7) Keep the school clean ? stay


Keep the school clean ? stay home!

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

(8) Positive Thinking: Poem: l


Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..

(9) Do You Know The Value Of A M


Do You Know The Value Of A Minute?

Well, It All Depends On Which Side Of The Toilet Door You Are...!

(10) Late Bed Wakings, Slight Br


Late Bed Wakings,
Slight Breakfasts,
Bus stand figures,
Foot Board Travels,
Late Attendance,
Long intervals,
Sharing Canteen Foods,
Many Proposals,
Mobiles in Silent mode,
Late night Chats,
Some misunderstandings,
Correcting Friends,
For exams micro slips,
Struggle for marks,
Prestige in arrears,
Mass Bunk,
Saturday movies,
Enjoying Arguments,
Freshers with fear.
Farewell with tears.
?College life is nothing but heaven?.
Exclusively youth.