Wife Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Son:papa jab sab shadi kar

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?

Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay

Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:-

(2) Suhaag Raat me Wife : Muj

Suhaag Raat me Wife :

Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..

Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?

Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

(3) Nikah K Din Wife: Aaj B Aap

Nikah K Din Wife: Aaj B Aap Bohat Udas - by EverGreensms.com

Nikah k Din Wife:



Aaj B Aap

Bohat Udas Lag rahe ho jaan..??



Husbnd:

Aaj Meri Maa Or Meri Behen ki Larai hogai hy, 2no ALag Ho Gain hen.



Wife: Koi Bat Nahi Ab Main Aa gai Hun na



Main ap ki

Maa Behen 1 Kr Dungi :-(

 

(4) Nikah k Din Wife:Aaj B AapBoha

Nikah k Din Wife:

Aaj B Aap
Bohat Udas Lag rahe ho jaan..??

Husbnd:
Aaj Meri Maa Or Meri Behen ki Larai hogai hy, 2no ALag Ho Gain hen.

Wife: Koi Bat Nahi Ab Main Aa gai Hun na

Main ap ki
Maa Behen 1 Kr Dungi :-(

(,") Oye
Dilasa dy
| , Rahi hay ya
Dhamki..???

(5) Wife called her husband W

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

(6) Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!

Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay

Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi

may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

 

(7) After a Terrible Fight Wi

After a Terrible Fight

Wife:I want to hear a last word from ur mouth & after that I'll permanently go to my Mother's house...

Husband : "TAXI!"

(8) what is the mostDANGEROUS Alph

what is the mostDANGEROUS Alphpet?








W





bcoz all worries start with W



who?
why?
when?
which?
where?
War?
wine?
Women?






and most important











"WIFE"

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(10) 'wife tumnay mujay sh

'wife

tumnay mujay shadi say pahlay kio nahi

bataya k tumhari pehli hi rani naam ki wife hay ?

husmand

maine bataya to tha k mein tume rani ki tarah rakho gaa'