Riddle Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Aik Baap Ne Apni Beti Ko Gi

Aik Baap Ne Apni Beti Ko Gift Diya

Aur Kaha...

Bhook Lage Tou Khaa Lena,

Pyaas Lage Tou Pee Lena,

Aur Thand Lage Tou Jala Lena



Quetion: Baap Ne Beti Ko Kiya Gift Diya?

(2) *. . .Qestion. . .* La

*. . .Qestion. . .*



Larki Barat K Din Rotti Q Hai



Or



Valima K Din Uss Ki Hansi BnD Hi Q Nahi Hoti?



*. . .Reply Must. . .*

(3) no men no women no women no l

no men no women

no women no love

no love no sex

no sex no children

no children no school

no school no homework

no homework no problems!

(4) What is more easy for a man to

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ?

...........a girl.....

there is an example in front of him

(5) What happens when the earth tu

What happens when the earth TURN 30 times faster?

...

You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

(6) Why are men like snails? ....

Why are men like snails?

.....

They have HORNs,

they slobber and they trudge along,

and above all,

they think the house is theirs.

(7) Why does beer contain female h

Why does beer contain female hormones ?

...

When you drink too much of it,

you cannot say anything sensible any more,

you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

(8) Why does a stupid blond girl n

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?

...

When she feels something wet she TURN on her back.

(9) Why do women have legs ? ....

Why do women have legs ?

......

Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

(10) Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wa

Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota

CHALLENGE
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