Politics Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Politics is the art of looking

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,

finding it whether it exists or not,

diagnosing it incorrectly,

and applying the wrong remedy.

(2) Bad officials are elected by

Bad officials

are elected

by

good citizens

who do not vote.

(3) I don’t make jokes. I just

I dont make jokes.

I just watch the

gove
ment

and

report the facts.

(4) A promising young man should

A promising young man

should go into politics so that he can

go on promising for the rest of his life.

(5) Honesty in politics is much li

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

The higher up you go,

the scarcer it becomes.

(6) Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto



.œDard-e-bhutto.�

.œDard-e-bhutto.�

Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,

hui thi wo election main khari,,

na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,

hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,

Dil main hay mere

.œ.�Dard-e-Bhutto.�"

.œ.�Dard-e-Bhutto.�"



ha koi muqabla ka
e wala

(7) Considering his achievements

Considering his achievements

of creating shortage of

wheat

gas

power

sugar

water



Musharaf has been given

the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

(8) M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Li

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam

Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat

Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat

Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

(9) Devils went to Court to Prove

Devils went to Court to Prove

that he is The Most,

Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.



But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,

Yaar ye .œALTAF BHAI.� kon hai?

(10) In politics, if you want anyth

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.





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