Insult Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) G-reat H-ot O-ne

G-reat



H-ot



O-ne in million



N-aughty



C-ute



H-umble



U-nique



Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

 

(2) Har "kamina" a

Har "kamina" apney apko "shareef"



smjhta he..!



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ap btayen ap khud ko kia smjhtey hain..?



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: "kamina"



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"shareef"

 

(3) Agar manzil ko pana hai to

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

(4) Na dil "BEHLAANY"

Na dil "BEHLAANY" K ley...

Na gar main "SAJAANY" K ley..

Bus apki ek "TASVEER" Chahey hamain.

Bacho ko darany k ley.:

(5) Badalon pai kali ghata chati t

Badalon pai kali ghata chati to hogi
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi
Tum lakh chupao dunya se magar
Akele main tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

(6) Sms nahibheja?chalo kaanpakro

Sms nahi
bheja?
chalo kaan
pakro


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bus karo
Ab sms bhejo
vaRNa"MURGHA"
banna parey ga.

(7) main mar jaon ye uski dua hain

main mar jaon ye uski dua hain
aur uski har dua qabool ho ye meri dua hain......

(8) Har "kamina" apne

Har "kamina" apney apko "shareef"

smjhta he..!

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ap btayen ap khud ko kia smjhtey hain..?

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: "kamina"

ya

"shareef"

(9) Abay O jgr, aik Z

Abay O jgr, aik Zabardast Sher Sun...

Sher Bi Too,

Cheeta Bi Too

Kya Frmaya?

Sher B Too

Cheeta B Too

aur

Gand Marwanay Ki Race Main Jeeta B Too... =P

(10) "BADLA" Papu Ki G

"BADLA"

Papu Ki GirlFriend Ne Usy Khat Likha

'Mri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gia ha

Tm sy Acha Hy Ma Uski Dulhn Banu Gi, Meri Pictr Waps Bjhwa Do'

PaPu Ny Apny Sary FRIENDs Ki GirlFRIENDs Ki 30 Pictrs Jama Ki

Bech Ma Uski Pictr Rkh K Khat Likha

'Lo In Ma Sy Nikal Lo,

Mje Tmhri Shakl yad nai

"Jee 0ye PaPu"