Jokes Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Ek couple date pe tha, D

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne



dekh liya !!!



Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?



Beta := exam dene aaya hu !



Dad := par dhyan se, agar es exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga //

(2) Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill,

Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill,

Aur

Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To,

Daru Ka Bill,

Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.

(3) 2 habshi aur aik pakistani

2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.

Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya

D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.

Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.

Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....

hahahahahaha.

Geo Pakistani .

(4) Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro

Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(

(5) Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)

(6) Ap ko DIL KI GEHR

Ap

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DIL KI GEHRAIYON

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EID

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EID

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EIDHI

FOUNDATION

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Help

KARNI

Chahiye.

Shukria!;)

Tm log to bs

Eid manalo har mahine.

(7) Aaj, kal, harpal,

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.

(8) Aisa DOSTANA hama

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

(9) Plz don"t read th

Plz don"t read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

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dekha ho gaya na

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TIME WASTE!!

(10) If people says yo

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.