Jokes Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Ab to duniya walo

Ab to duniya walon pe bilkul bharosa nahi KaRNa FARAZ


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Ek bewafa hum ko China ka bakra keh k Kutta bech diya..!!

(2) Krupya Dhyan De,

Krupya Dhyan De,

Agar Aap Dhyan Dene Wale SMs Ko

Dhyanse Padhenge To Aapke DhyanMe Ek Baat Aayegi

Ke Is Msg Me Dhydan Denewali Koi Baat Nahi Hai

(3) Ur 5 qualities: 1

Ur 5 qualities:

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Agar zindagi main kabhi

koi acha kam kia hota

to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

(4) ßohat saal peh

ßohat saal pehle ki baat hai

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Es liye to main bhol gia hun w
a btata)

(5) Oooyee..! y

Oooyee..!

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Kitni jaga khaali hai.

Chal aa ja FOOTBAL khelte hai.

(6) yar ap k Pas kons

yar ap k Pas konsa Mobile hai.





Jo bi hai use Pani Se bachana;-)

Ye sb ko farwod karo dakna kitne bewaqoof Apko Apne Mobile k Nam bataye geye.

(7) Baap bete se: Bet

Baap bete se:

Beta doodh ka glass pi lo.

Beta: No Dady,

muje nhi pina

Baap: Beta jan agr doodh nhi piyoge to baray kese hogay?

Beta: Dady apko bhi to doodh pasand nahi hai,

phir bhi aap baray ho gaey hain

main bhi nahi piunga to bara ho jaunga

Baap: Achey bachey zid nahi kartey

agr mere achey betey ho to doodh pee lo jaldi se

Beta: OK Dady

Or is trha uskay betay ne sara doodh pe lya

Msg ghor sy perhnay ka shukriya

(8) Larki: AaJ me tum

Larki: AaJ me tume wo jaga dikhaungi jahan mera appendix ka operation hua tha.

Larka khush ho k:

Han jaldi dikhao..

Larki: wo dekho...

"Agha Khan Hospital"

(9) Doctor pagal se:

Doctor pagal se: tum pagal q huay?

Pagal: main ne ek bewa se shadi ki

Uski

Jawan beti se

Meray bap

Ne

Shaadi ki..

Mera

Baap mera

Damaad ban gya

Yoon meri wo

Beti

Meri

Maa ban gaee

Un k ghar beti hui to wo meri behen hui

Magar

Main uski Naani ka

Shohar tha

Isliye

Wo meri

Nawasi

B hui

Isi tarah mera

Beta

Apni Daadi ka

Bhai

Ban gya

Aur

Main apnay Betay ka

Bhanja...

Doctor: uth Kutty dea putra tu menu v pagal karenga...

(10) 1 Aqalmand Insan

1 Aqalmand Insan ka 1 Bewakoof insan Se Sawal:

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"Sari Dunya Tumhain Bewaqoof Kyun kehti he?

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Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe ho?

Jawab do..:-)