Jokes Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Anti ka numbr sen

Anti ka numbr send kro jaldi.





















send this to ur FRIENDZ nd check how many fools rply

"oye konsi Anti?

(2) Neechay ek SACH L

Neechay ek SACH LIKHA Hai....

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Uper jhoot likha hai..

(3) Dunya ki 4 Heran

Dunya ki 4 Heran kun Haqiqten

Haqiqat 1:

Aap Apni Sans Rok k Apne Eyes ko Close Nahi kar Sakte

Haqiqat 2:

Pehli Haqiqat Parhne k Bad Tamam Bewaqof Ye ka
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Haqiqat 3:

Ab Aap Hans Rahe hain

Q k Aap Bewaqof Ban Gaye hain

Haqiqat 4:

Ab Aap Apne Dosto ko Bhi Bewaqof Banaye ge..

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Ol GAPPY KITNY TASTY HOTY HAIN! Hain na....

APKO KIA LAGA GOOD MORNING or wo b is TIME.

(5) Lush Push Country

Lush Push

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Pakistan

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KARACHI

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Karachi University

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East or west "M.UmA¡R" is the BEST!

Jisko shak he, ja kar khud parh le.

(6) Sorry! galti se y

Sorry! galti se ye msg Aapko send ho geya

nechy mat dekhna

nechy ulta sedha likha hua hy.

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"ULTA"

"SEDHA

(7) Yeh jo log some t

Yeh jo log some text missing walay SMS karte hain

mujhe in per bohut gussa aata hai

Dil to chahta hai k main unko

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(8) AOA,To All my Fri

AOA,To All my Friend & Cousins,

I have a good news for all of you, I am here to ammounce that my "MARRIAGE" has been decided by the grace of Almighty Allah on 15 Jan.

Mehndi 14 Jan @ 9 PM

BARAT : 15 Jan @ 8 AM

Walima 16 Jan @ 8 PM

Thanks,



Note: Year Will be decided Soon

"INSHALLAH"

(9) AoA To all my fri

AoA

To all my friends & cousins

I have a good news for all of u. I m here to AnnOunce that my"MARRIAGE" has been decided by the grace of Almighty Allah on 18 jan.It wil be great Pleasure specially for me & my family and fiance to Have You there and meet u all my lovely sweet friends:

Venue is at Liberty castle marriage hall Gulberg lahore.

Mehndi: 17 jan @ 9pmBarat: 18 jan @ 11am

Walima:19 jan @8pm

thanx

(Note:Year will be decided Soon)

(10) 3+3 = 8 Ye Kese H

3+3 = 8

Ye Kese Hua?



Socho!

Han Han Socho!

Zehan Pe Zoor Dalo!



Shabash..!

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