Sheikh Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Ak dafa ak shaikh ny 1 ghre

Ak dafa ak shaikh ny 1 ghreb ko khana khilaya

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NechaY kia dakh ry ho latifa to uper khatam ho gaya hy

(2) shaikh kanjoos log hai ye suna

shaikh kanjoos log hai ye suna hai

(3) SHEIKH : Yaar aaj teri bhabi g

SHEIKH : Yaar aaj teri bhabi ghar per nahi hai WaRNa main tum ko chaye pilata..



PATHAN : Yaar kanjoosi matt kr, doodh bazar se b milta hai..

(4) Sheikh apne dost sy yar mere b

Sheikh apne dost sy yar mere bivi fzol khrch ho gi hy roz 100;200 mangte hy dost wo in pison ka kia krth hy sheikh mujhy kia pta min ne kbhi diy he nhi.

(5) sheikh family ki gujar family

sheikh family ki gujar family say larai hui to pathar aur eentoan ka azadana istamal hua

baha main sulah ho gai to baray sheikh sahab nay chotay sahab ko bheja kay sulah to ho gai hai hamay eenat aur pathar to wapis kar dayain

(6) Sheikh At petrol Pump: Bhai 1

Sheikh At petrol Pump:
Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman:
Itna Petrol Dalwa ker Kahan Jana Hai
Sheikh:
Jana Kitthy v Nai bs onj e paise uraan di adat a...

(7) 1 shEikh 4th floor se neche gi

1 shEikh 4th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki may
apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha
tu bolta hua gaya k
O MERI ROTI NA PAKAEENn.!

(8) 1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa S

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi
TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE
ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?
PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki
KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE
TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . .

(9) Sheikh Apne bachon se: jo rat

Sheikh Apne bachon se:
jo rat ko khana nai khaey ga usay 5Rs milay gy
Bachay 5Rs le kr so gaey
subha Sheikh says:
Jo bacha 5 Rs de ga usay nashata milay ga..

(10) Hum zindagi se aas kare bhi to

Hum zindagi se aas kare bhi to kya kare,
Jab tum nahi ho paas, kare bhi to kya kare.
Aansu piye, sharaab piye, zeher bhi to pi liya,
Bujhti nahi hai pyaas, kare bhi to kya kare.

Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
Aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
Aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
Jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.

Thukra ke usne mujhko,
Kaha ki muskuraao!
Maine has diya,
Aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha

Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!