Hindi Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) Chahane Se Agar Chand Milta To

Chahane Se Agar Chand Milta
To Mere Ghar Sari Chadni Hoti
Ji Leta Ek Pal Me Kai Sadiya
Mere Pas Kitni Jindgi Hoti

(2) Prem, Ishq Ane Mohabbat... E B

Prem, Ishq Ane Mohabbat...
E Badhu Stock Market Jevu Chhe,
Aama To Evu Chhe Ne K ....
Favi Gaya To Harshad Mehta...
Nahitar Narsinh Mehta.!

(3) Hrithik to Abhishek: Aaj mer


Hrithik to Abhishek: Aaj mere paas 4 cars hai, 3 bikes hai, mobile hai, bunglow hai, farm house hai, tumhare paas kya hai?

Abhishek: Mere baap ke sar pe baal hai. ....

(4) Haal dekh kar mera khuda bhi


Haal dekh kar mera khuda bhi tadap jayega,
Jab bhi hogi bewaffai ki baat nujhe bhi koi bhoola yaad aayega,
Are apno ne kya kami rakhi jo ab koi anjan sitam dhayega,
Mat chu palkon ko Hai itna dard isme ke tera daaman bheeg jayega.

(5) Beta Maa se: Maa, aaj maine


Beta Maa se: Maa, aaj maine bahut punya ka kam kiya.

Maa: Kya kiya Beta?

Beta: Maine aaj ek andhi aurat ko road paar karaya.

Maa: Waah! Magar tumhe koi dikkat toh nahi hui.

Beta: Bahut dikkat hui maa. Woh aurat road hi nahi paar KaRNa chah rahi thi!

(6) Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane


Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,

Chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta,
Ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay ke liye.

(7) Baap: beta shadi k din susra


Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

(8) aaj ka Sawal: Mohabat ho ja


aaj ka Sawal:
Mohabat ho jati hai ya KARNI parti hai?

Very simple!

khubsorat ho to ho jati hai,

Agr ameerho to KARNI parti hai.

(9) This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 s


This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds?

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(((((BOOM)))))

?*?*?*?*?*?*?
*?*?HAPPY?*?*
?*?DIPAWALI?*?
?.*?*?*?.

(10) Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,


Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
Dua hai hamari,
Aap chand ki tarah zagmagate rahe.

Happy Diwali