Funny For Men Sms in urdu and hindi

(1) she is hot ! she is sweet

she is hot !

she is sweet!

she always need a lip 4 kiss

whole world map!

who!

how is she?

do u know?

"tea "

chai piyo,mast

jiyo........

(2) Aek admi bakri ko bus me le

Aek admi bakri ko bus me le jana chahta tha

jab wo bus me dakhal hoa bakri le kar

to conducter ne rok lia kaha bakri bus k under

meengany kary gi to wo admi neechy utra

aur bakri ko larkion k kapry pehnay aur dobar gia

conducter ne poocha yeh kon ha

wo kehne lga yeh meri dadi maa ha...

jab seat par beth gia to bakri ne meengany kar deen.....

conducter uncle ap ki dadi maa ki tasbeeh toot gai ha ...............hahaha

(3) Woh aayi mere sapne mein ..

Woh aayi mere sapne mein ... sab kuchh ho gaya

Woh aayi mere sapne mein ... sab kuchh ho gaya

Uski bhi Izzat bach gayi .... Apna bhi kaam ho gaya

(4) Pathan lrki se m

Pathan lrki se





mere dil Me a jao !!!





Girl (ghussay se):

"CHAPPAL utaroon kia ??"



Pathan:

"Pagli aisy hi aa jao

Masjid thori hy.

(5) Meera: Fruit walay shop par

Meera: Fruit walay shop par



Mujh Potateos Fevr chaye



Shopkeeper: Yeh potatoes fever kaya hota hy?



Meera: u literacy people iska matlab hota hy



Aalo Bukhara

(6) 1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qa

1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi



Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?



Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
ye Ki Kya Baat Hy



Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D

(7) customer : waiter aisi ch

customer :

waiter aisi chaai pilao kay tan man dhan main "waka waka" ho jaye



waiter:

Sir humary haan bhains ka doodh ata hay shaakira ka nahi ;)

(8) 1 Foji ki Girl Friend ne Us

1 Foji ki Girl Friend ne Usay Khat Likha meri life me Naya Larka aa Gia Hai



Tum Say Acha Hy me Uski Dulhan Bano gi Meri Picture Wapis Bijhwa Do



Foji Ny Apne Saray Sathiyo ki Girl FRIENDs Ki 30 Pictures Jama ki Beech me uski picture rakh k khat likha



Lo Mujhe tumahari shakal yaad nai Khud Nikal Lo:>;;;;;; :)





 

(9) Hamari Dosti Ki Umar Humse

Hamari Dosti Ki Umar Humse Zyada Hogi



Tmhari Har Awaz Hamare Lye Wada Hogi



Tum B Sun Lo Kaan Khol K



Jisne Dosti Pehle Tori



Uski pitai B Sab Se Zyada Hogi ;)

(10) ek larka ek cheene larki sy

ek larka ek cheene larki sy shade karta hy 1 sal k bad larki mar jate hy or larka rony lagta hy to pathan bola beta ro mat ye chaina ka mal hy itna hy chaly ga